The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

if you don't edit your face when you start, every once in a while a guard should go "STOP RIGHT THERE CRI- oh, wrong person. my mistake" and just walk away

not having a beard should be a criminal offense

[QUOTE=Stizzles;27951662]oh god i just remembered this game has dragons imagine the fan art people are going to make rrerr... :gonk:[/QUOTE] Fan art? I'd be more worried about the HGEC G-Cup Dragon body mods.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;27961179]You mean like how they know about EVERY crime? If so then I agree. It's annoying how I can kill someone in the middle of nowhere with NO witnesses, and still somehow a guard will know about it. Hell I killed a guard on patrol the other day, completely alone. I went to my home and hid his armor and weapons and as soon as another guard saw me I was under arrest. I payed the fine and when they confiscated the stolen goods (weren't on me) I was free to go. Now the armor and sword is mine. But still, they should only suspect you if you're wearing the armor. Simply because only official guards should have them.[/QUOTE] There was one time a Mythic Dawn member attacked me in the middle of town. I slayed him on the spot and then I wanted to talk to the guard (as I was a vampire with speechcraft as a main skill so I was trying to raise it) "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM", 1000 septims? WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF!

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;27961587]There was one time a Mythic Dawn member attacked me in the middle of town. I slayed him on the spot and then I wanted to talk to the guard (as I was a vampire with speechcraft as a main skill so I was trying to raise it) "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM", 1000 septims? WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF![/QUOTE] Im pretty sure on that quest you were supposed to be semi-stealthy and not try to murder the mythic dawn members in front of everyone in the whole village because no one else knew about the situation and martin/whoever wanted to keep it on the down low. (i think)

Would be a cool feature if you could sail in this game. The boats in Oblivion didn't even have psychics. Or people reacting to corpses. Not just walking past your dead brother not giving a shit.

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;27965293]Im pretty sure on that quest you were supposed to be semi-stealthy and not try to murder the mythic dawn members in front of everyone in the whole village because no one else knew about the situation and martin/whoever wanted to keep it on the down low. (i think)[/QUOTE] Go play Oblivion again. After some quest in the Main Questline, all Mythic Dawn sleeper agents are activated, and will attack you on sight. The one who got gbtyg-- fuck it, I'll call you Gibberish; the one who got Gibberish arrested was most certainly one of those sleeper agents.

Well, people are supposed to react to dropped items. Something could be done for corpses as well. On sailing, I'd like it. Reminds me of a morrowind mod that let you sail a small boat. On beards... They are awesome. Not having one should be a crime. On guards, why aren't we able to join the guards yet? If I recall correctly, it was promised in Oblivion, but never delivered. Maybe in Skyrim. Here's to hoping. And here's to beards. Night errybody!

[QUOTE=Stizzles;27956439]I think I'm gonna wait for Shivering Beards and Beards of the Nine instead...[/QUOTE] Who here thinks Shivering Isles was the only good thing related to Oblivion?

[QUOTE=Chekko;27965557]Would be a cool feature if you could sail in this game. [B]The boats in Oblivion didn't even have psychics. [/B] [/QUOTE] :raise:

What? Grammar? I'm tired.

[img]http://uppix.com/f-dontjerkofftothi4d537ad80008d9a0.jpg[/img] Just gonna leave this here.

I hope they add a bunch of dev codes for the console like their Gamebryo games. I play the normal way first, but the second way I cheat and mod like a fucker. ~ unlock ~ tgm ~ tcl

[QUOTE=Chekko;27965741]What? Grammar? I'm tired.[/QUOTE] No, it's just a weird thing to say. It's like me saying the houses don't have physics. It's just such a trivial thing to apply physics to, especially since they are supposed to stay still.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;27966061]No, it's just a weird thing to say. It's like me saying the houses don't have physics. It's just such a trivial thing to apply physics to, especially since they are supposed to stay still.[/QUOTE] I thought you were pointing out that he misspelled physics as psychics.

wow the beard joke got old REALLY REALLY quick

[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;27965986][img_thumb]http://uppix.com/f-dontjerkofftothi4d537ad80008d9a0.jpg[/img_thumb] Just gonna leave this here.[/QUOTE] 1000x hotter.

[QUOTE=DimJim;27961197]there should be an imperial guard with an ugly face in an imperial watchtower or something who yells STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM you can ridicule him for not having a beard[/QUOTE] You Fool!...His a Beard in disguise...The ugly face is his Secret Identity.

[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;27966024]I hope they add a bunch of dev codes for the console like their Gamebryo games. I play the normal way first, but the second way I cheat and mod like a fucker. ~ unlock ~ tgm ~ tcl[/QUOTE] I want to them to actually make the console commands like unlock work this time. [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=JerryK;27966131]wow the beard joke got old REALLY REALLY quick[/QUOTE] Because you have a white beard when you grow old.

[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;27965986][img_thumb]http://uppix.com/f-dontjerkofftothi4d537ad80008d9a0.jpg[/img_thumb] Just gonna leave this here.[/QUOTE] ah, you found the undoctored screenshot

in before nude beard mods or "super kawaii desu beards x~x 2.0"

[QUOTE=Dutch;27966646]in before nude beard mods or "super kawaii desu beards x~x 2.0"[/QUOTE] Good thing weaboos are disgusted by nord man-beards and Wo-man-beards and go for gay shaven baby-ass faces incapable of growing a single strand of facial hair. Because you can't spell wo[B]man[/B] without the [B]man[/B].

I don't think we are going to get any new information for a few months.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;27966061]No, it's just a weird thing to say. It's like me saying the houses don't have physics. It's just such a trivial thing to apply physics to, especially since they are supposed to stay still.[/QUOTE] But what about the small boats standing on water PERFECTLY STILL even though there are waves and you're jumping around on it like an idiot? That looks terrible. [editline]10th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Giacomand;27967410]I don't think we are going to get any new information for a few months.[/QUOTE] The same things are going to be reposted over and over with a few bits of information, just like it has been now, except with increasingly less new information.

I finally got my hands on the new gamereactor, they only just received it here. Hopefully there will be some new information.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;27967228]Good thing weaboos are disgusted by nord man-beards and Wo-man-beards and go for gay shaven baby-ass faces incapable of growing a single strand of facial hair. Because you can't spell wo[B]man[/B] without the [B]man[/B].[/QUOTE] Not trying to be a smartass here, but that's pretty wrong. Weeaboos like manly stuff as well. And for the woman-beards... Yeah, weeaboos like that as well.. [img_thumb]http://puu.sh/V3H[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=Zondac;27970769]Not trying to be a smartass here, but that's pretty wrong. Weeaboos like manly stuff as well. And for the woman-beards... Yeah, weeaboos like that as well.. [img_thumb]http://puu.sh/V3H[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] that looks ridiculous Beard is too small, her eyes are almost bigger than it.

[QUOTE=john_frohman;27971228]that looks ridiculous Beard is too small, her eyes are almost bigger than it.[/QUOTE] And that's what the mods are implementing. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that what PunchedInFac posted was wrong. I shouldn't have added the example, but that doesn't matter.

[QUOTE=Zondac;27970769]Not trying to be a smartass here, but that's pretty wrong. Weeaboos like manly stuff as well. And for the woman-beards... Yeah, weeaboos like that as well.. [img_thumb]http://puu.sh/V3H[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's sad when all of your evidence will work against you. I also bet that beard was placed there for comic relief, no more. What I am talking about is a place where ample amounts of facial hair are revered and are a sign of where you stand in the Nord community, however, they are more than status symbols, but a symbol towards the undying will and fortitude of the Nord people, A symbol that lasts throughout the ages, defying even the undeath.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;27971358]It's sad when all of your evidence will work against you. I also bet that beard was placed there for comic relief, no more. What I am talking about is a place where ample amounts of facial hair are revered and are a sign of where you stand in the Nord community, however, they are more than status symbols, but a symbol towards the undying will and fortitude of the Nord people, A symbol that lasts throughout the ages, defying even the undeath.[/QUOTE] And weeaboos like that. What's your point? The truth is that I shouldn't have posted an example at all [editline]o[/editline] Okay, that beard WAS placed there as comic relief, but still, I'm 90% sure the average weeaboo would call it cute