The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

Well fuck it. This game is mostly about viking-like dudes. Alcohol [B]MUST[/B] resemble its real-life counterpart. Bartenders [B]MUST[/B] sell you large pints of beer and you [B]MUST[/B] barf when drinking too much if your endurance is low and your beard is not manly enough. [B]IT MUST BE LIKE SO[/B]

[QUOTE=Lance99;28193490]And blackouts with waking up inside a cave, next to a dragon.[/QUOTE] And nude.

[QUOTE=Lance99;28193490]And blackouts with waking up inside a cave, next to a dragon.[/QUOTE] This too. THIS! After you dring your 12th pint of beer you just HAVE to wake up somewhere with crazy shit going on, like blood on your hands, or erotic notes left in your log by voluptous wenches you sadly don't quite remember having boned. Or dudes you gladly forgot having boned. [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] Or shit missing from your backpack, or just plainly in jail. [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] Fuck this shit, I need to learn to make mods.

If you get drunk you need to black out and wake up next to a really ugly orc woman. Wait, but if you're playing an orc.. ah, theres no way they can find each other attractive. I wonder if orcs are repulsed by each other? Their appearance is due to a curse laid upon them. Boy that'd suck, lol

Orcs in Oblivion were not THAT ugly afterall. And I guess a grizzled viking warrior that 1) hasn't touched a woman in ages, too busy dragon-hunting 2) is under a viking-worthy constant level of drunk would not give a fuck about what he woke up next to. Just get up, go to the next tavern and get more liquor. [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] And probably put some pants back on. Possibly before going to the tavern. But who gives a fuck, I'm a fucking viking. Oh gods, I'm SO doing this every day I spend in any town in Skyrim.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28194579]Orcs in Oblivion were not THAT ugly afterall. And I guess a grizzled viking warrior that 1) hasn't touched a woman in ages, too busy dragon-hunting 2) is under a viking-worthy constant level of drunk would not give a fuck about what he woke up next to. Just get up, go to the next tavern and get more liquor. [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] And probably put some pants back on. Possibly before going to the tavern. But who gives a fuck, I'm a fucking viking. Oh gods, I'm SO doing this every day I spend in any town in Skyrim.[/QUOTE] Maybe you will be able to become a ladies man, oh man imagine that 'standing next to the torch at night and picking up green ladies'..ohh come here you green jelly, I'll be a pudding for you.

looking forward to awkward confrontations with previous bedmates at the armour shop

They should throw a dong in there, along with dong physics. So as you drag yourself out of bed, it drags across the floor.

i do hope they dont change the menu system too much. i liked the whole paper-like inventory coming out of the side of your screen thing. if they changed it it would take some getting used to.

[QUOTE=tehfrog;28197367]i do hope they dont change the menu system too much. i liked the whole paper-like inventory coming out of the side of your screen thing. if they changed it it would take some getting used to.[/QUOTE] Read through the current info, it sounds a lot better.

og god the magic system sounds like Magicka's this game is going to be ajo;;;;fn sdkl;fnasfuh;sfsidfhnaidnui

[QUOTE=skynrdfan2;28198577]og god the magic system sounds like Magicka's this game is going to be ajo;;;;fn sdkl;fnasfuh;sfsidfhnaidnui[/QUOTE] Woah, don't get yourself worked up there. It probably won't be anything like it.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;28198861]Woah, don't get yourself worked up there. It probably won't be anything like it.[/QUOTE] His beard was dragging across the keyboard

[QUOTE=spekter;28197432]Read through the current info, it sounds a lot better.[/QUOTE] it's a little vague. i really hope the next set of screen shots include the menu system.

I'd like to see an equip screen similiar to Diablo or *insert mmo here*. It would make things easier.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;28197215]They should throw a dong in there, along with dong physics. So as you drag yourself out of bed, it drags across the floor.[/QUOTE] Considering the floor is not usually nice and flat...ouch.

[QUOTE=lunarwalrus;28201107]I'd like to see an equip screen similiar to Diablo or *insert mmo here*. It would make things easier.[/QUOTE] This is not a MMO. Those menus are made for MMOs specficly. Or do you mean only the equip screen?

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;28204605]This is not a MMO. Those menus are made for MMOs specficly. Or do you mean only the equip screen?[/QUOTE] I think he means a more 'Drag'n'Drop' affair where you have your character model in a window and you place items onto it. Which was used in morrowind, mind you.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;28207149]I think he means a more 'Drag'n'Drop' affair where you have your character model in a window and you place items onto it. Which was used in morrowind, mind you.[/QUOTE] Would actually make a biiiit of sense, since now you can't just click on the item you want to use, at least for weapons. You have to assign your stuff to two hands now, mind you.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28207852]Would actually make a biiiit of sense, since now you can't just click on the item you want to use, at least for weapons. You have to assign your stuff to two hands now, mind you.[/QUOTE] So a torchlight- like equipment screen would be good since that game also had ambidextrous wielders of weapons.

Never played it, so I really can't say anything on the matter. Two worlds 2 has dual-wielding too, but it's a bit unnerving, since you just click stuff on your inventory, and it pretty much goes like this: -click on sword #1, it gets equipped onto right hand -click on sword #2, it gets equipped onto left hand -click on sword #3, it gets equipped onto left hand, replacing sword #2. -want to equip sword #3 to right hand? unequip anything from your hands and start over. It's not exactly nice.

Meh, I just want more role-playing capabilities in this.

[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/6/62830/1554834-torchlight_inventory_super.png[/img] There. Great equipment system IMO, the quick switching allows for some nice saves.

[QUOTE=ForgotPassword;28209981]I'd rather kill the dragon, tear open his chest and eat the heart instead of absorbing his soul.[/QUOTE] Dont forget bathing on its blood

[QUOTE=Toveri;28210335]Dont forget bathing on its blood[/QUOTE] And selling its genitals to bored noblewomen.

[QUOTE=ForgotPassword;28209981]I'd rather kill the dragon, tear open his chest and eat the heart instead of absorbing his soul.[/QUOTE] With your beard.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;28210642]And selling its genitals to bored noblewomen.[/QUOTE] Scratch that, if you and your beard are manly enough, noblewomen will beg you for a session with YOUR genitals.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28211434]Scratch that, if you and your beard are manly enough, noblewomen will beg you for a session with YOUR genitals.[/QUOTE] Can't always be there, and noblewomen have more than one hole.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;28213113]Can't always be there[/QUOTE] They'll wait. They knew Dovakhiin was a busy man. [QUOTE]and noblewomen have more than one hole.[/QUOTE] They'll have to enjoy Dovakhiin's only boner. But it will already be more than enough. (and double penetration is not as fun as it sounds)

But what if Dovahkiin is a female? ... :ohdear: