The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too"
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Who would do this blasphemy
Dovakhiin HAS to be the manliest of all the manly
A female Dovakhiin could only be a massive dyke
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;28213929]But what if Dovahkiin is a female?
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:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Even the women would want her. And she'll still have an epic beard to kill things with.
But not on her face. :smug:
Seriously, the Dragonborn is supposed to be a legendary dragon slayer. The last remnant of the only clan who could beat [B]motherfucking dragons[/B].
I can't really imagine it as a beautiful lady. The closest thing would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, but less whiny and psychotic.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28214133]Seriously, the Dragonborn is supposed to be a legendary dragon slayer. The last remnant of the only clan who could beat [B]motherfucking dragons[/B].
I can't really imagine it as a beautiful lady. The closest thing would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, but less whiny and psychotic.[/QUOTE]
Sexist. :v:
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;28214151]Sexist. :v:[/QUOTE]
In my mind, a beautiful lady is not muscular, pissed off and drunk most of the time. I'm not saying the Dragonborn can't be a woman, just that a Lady Dovakhiin would look more like a Russian athlete (possibly specialized in stone-throwing) and less like Zooey Deschanel.
Am i the only one who is more exited bout this than any other game out there atm?
[QUOTE=Joe_the_fish;28214258]Am i the only one who is more exited bout this than any other game out there atm?[/QUOTE]
What are these "other games" you speak of?
Don't get too excited, it's like you're waiting for Oblivion which turned out not to fill everyone's wildest dreams.
I'm worried about this still being gamebryo modified or not.
[QUOTE=Falchion;28214639]I'm worried about this still being gamebryo modified or not.[/QUOTE]
yes lets keep worrying after Bethesda confirmed a new engine
its from scratch too if im not mistaken
Stratch what I said about me rating all discussion of beards in this topic optimistic I rate this entire thread optimistic thanks to jimhowl33t.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28214133]Seriously, the Dragonborn is supposed to be a legendary dragon slayer. The last remnant of the only clan who could beat [B]motherfucking dragons[/B].
I can't really imagine it as a beautiful lady. The closest thing would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, but less whiny and psychotic.[/QUOTE]
I'm okay with a female dovahkiin if you do it right (Magician, not melee. Using more "fabolous" ways of killing dragons). Female thief also works well. If you're actually a nord (like you should be), you'll play as a fucking male, but for future, more interesting playthroughs, playing female wouldn't be that bigga deal
I see no problem with a melee-fighting Action Girl being Dovahkiin. I'm not the only one, right? I don't see why there is a problem.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;28217024]I see no problem with a melee-fighting Action Girl being Dovahkiin. I'm not the only one, right? I don't see why there is a problem.[/QUOTE]
This thread wanks to viking guys.
[editline]22nd February 2011[/editline]
My planned characters are a male Argonian and a female wood elf (possily dark elf, who knows?) both being thief type characters because that's the only character type I've ever played as for some reason...
As usual, Male Nord (claymore melee 4 lyfe) and female Breton (mage) for me. The whole thief thing is still up for debate. Probably dark elf assassin, assuming the dark elves are badass again and not just poncy wood elves with blue skin :colbert:
I know how the inventory and everything will work, when you want to look at your level, star sign you look to the sky and when you want to see what you have in your inventory you look down at your beard and open it up.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;28209650][img_thumb]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/6/62830/1554834-torchlight_inventory_super.png[/img_thumb]
There. Great equipment system IMO, the quick switching allows for some nice saves.[/QUOTE]
You make it look like tochlight was all original with the weapon switching.
It's just another one of the billion things they ripped off diablo.
I hope there's an easter egg in relation to the "I played Oblivion blacked out drunk" story.
[QUOTE=Wheeze201;28220454]You make it look like tochlight was all original with the weapon switching.
It's just another one of the billion things they ripped off diablo.[/QUOTE]
It's by the same people who made Diablo.
Apparently alot of people think my idea was shit, which is reasonable because I thought about that too at first. But I said it would make it easier, not everything has to be unique to TES. Having every equipped item strewn out across your inventory tabs is definitely worse than everything in one place in clearly defined slots.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28214232]In my mind, a beautiful lady is not muscular, pissed off and drunk most of the time. I'm not saying the Dragonborn can't be a woman, just that a Lady Dovakhiin would look more like a Russian athlete (possibly specialized in stone-throwing) and less like Zooey Deschanel.[/QUOTE][URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica[/URL]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blenda[/url]
[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;28220806]I hope there's an easter egg in relation to the "I played Oblivion blacked out drunk" story.[/QUOTE]
You can find a guy in a cave with a bunch of dead guards, he's got a ton of wine and beer.
If you kill him, you get the enchanted katana "mses you UP!"
I really hope I can manage to play a melee Nord in this game.
[i]But magic is just so cool![/i]
If nothing else, I'll go with a bearded wizard.
Speaking of which, I hope they also have long big pointy beards as well as shorter braided beards.
By Merlin's beard, I never thought of doing a manly wizard.
Right click a sword to equip it in your right hand, left click a sword to equip it in your left hand, or vise versa for us right handed.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;28222637][URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everybody_else_that_ever_fought_in_a_war[/URL]
:smug:[/QUOTE]
Wasn't Joan of Arc just recently made a saint?
Alrighty, yeah she was, although I don't know where I got "recently" from.
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;28224422]..and?[/QUOTE]
and women are inferior.
plus they cant grow beards.
I'm getting quite bored of comments that state Daedric Armour is for 12 year's shouting comments in my Video's
I demand that Bread's Grow on the helmet
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