The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

I have the non sexy armor and clothing list. [url]http://www.thenexusforums.com/index.php?/topic/164176-non-sexy-armor-and-clothing-list/[/url] one that I recommend is Deadly Reflex and Better Cities.

Cool, thanks. Also what's up with the patches? From what I see they're all <10MB, are they cumulative or am I missing something? They seem kinda small.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28550705]Bullshit, I [b]require[/b] to be able to lure a dragon somehow, hide into a bush on top of a cliff, wait for said dragon to pass under that, and [b]jump from the fucking cliff with my fist clenched[/b], smashing that fucking glorified bat-lizard with my goddamn knuckles. Bonus points if said knuckles are on fire.[/QUOTE] Gonna go Odysseus on that bitch and jam a big, flaming spike in its eyes with my troop of loyal soldiers.

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;28550962]Throw a Fus-Roh-Duh at that dragon and he should be weak enough to be vulnerable to fists.[/QUOTE] Can you beat an elephant to death with your bare hands, even if it's weak? And an elephant doesn't have armored scales. I know it's not about realism, but just the thought of punching a dragon takes all the fear and ominous-nature out of them, whats the point of them if they are easy as fuck to kill. Beating a dragon to death with fists makes them look like a laughing stock, not gigantic fire-breathing monsters.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;28549580]Unarmed should not work against dragons :colbert: Martial arts were created to fight people, not dragons :colbert:[/QUOTE] *AHEM* [img]http://oi51.tinypic.com/2r2rl83.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;28550207]Just to ask, are the dragons in this one have weak bellies and be immune to magic attacks? I know lore of dragons change with stories and games, but I generally hear those two when it comes to dragons.[/QUOTE] Elder Scrolls Dragons are typically well armored across their entire body, probably partially immune to magic, and are remarkably intelligent (to the point that they're able to communicate with those who speak their language, aka the Dragonborn or the Graybeards.) Dragons are revered in the Empire, and there [I]are[/I] different age groups (Dragonlings, Drakes, and Dragons.)

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;28551419]*AHEM* [img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/2r2rl83.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I remember that thread, it wasn't even long ago.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;28551550]I remember that thread, it wasn't even long ago.[/QUOTE] I saw it ages ago but it was recently reposted in the LMAO Pics thread, still appropriate, plus it makes me want to start playing D&D.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;28551483]Elder Scrolls Dragons are typically well armored across their entire body, probably partially immune to magic, and are remarkably intelligent (to the point that they're able to communicate with those who speak their language, aka the Dragonborn or the Graybeards.) Dragons are revered in the Empire, and there [I]are[/I] different age groups (Dragonlings, Drakes, and Dragons.)[/QUOTE] Those dragons are different from Alduin and his Jills, though. You're pretty much mentioning the race of Akaviri Red Dragons that the Empire used to use in War in exchange for the dragon's protection since they were pretty much run out of every other home they had (like the cliffracers driving them from Morrowind and Akavir being it's usual unpleasant self). You think it'd be possible to see these dragons sometime during the Skyrim main quest?

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;28551825]Those dragons are different from Alduin and his Jills, though. You're pretty much mentioning the race of Akaviri Red Dragons that the Empire used to use in War in exchange for the dragon's protection since they were pretty much run out of every other home they had (like the cliffracers driving them from Morrowind and Akavir being it's usual unpleasant self). You think it'd be possible to see these dragons sometime during the Skyrim main quest?[/QUOTE] No, the Akaviri snake people enslaved the red dragons.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;28552091]No, the Akaviri snake people enslaved the red dragons.[/QUOTE] Some escaped to Tamriel.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;28551818]I saw it ages ago but it was recently reposted in the LMAO Pics thread, still appropriate, plus it makes me want to start playing D&D.[/QUOTE] [url]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/[/url] Caution: Probably counts as NSFW [quote][url]www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/skills.htm#extremelyTightSpace[/url] >DC 80: Extremely tight space >This is the DC for getting through a space when one’s head shouldn’t even be able to fit; this can be as small as 2 inches square for Medium-size creatures. Halve this limit for each size category less than Medium-size; double it for each size category greater than Medium-size. If the space is long, such as in a chimney, multiple checks may be called for. Does that mean you can crawl up someone's anus and intestines with a DC 80 Escape Artist check?[/quote] Yeah, D&D is awesome. :3:

Can anyone suggest any texture / graphics mods? I have OGES and I'm looking at Natural Environments, if it's compatible with most stuff.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;28551419]*AHEM* [img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/2r2rl83.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Ain't no way that would happen in any game. Sadly... :smith:

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;28553847]Ain't no way that would happen in any game. Sadly... :smith:[/QUOTE] My old DM would have allowed it. Having a sense of humor is important when you're a DM.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;28553847]Ain't no way that would happen in any game. Sadly... :smith:[/QUOTE] That's why you have to pave the way. Be creative. Any half-brained idiot can play a superhero with superstrength and heat vision or psychic powers; it takes a true loonie to play a superhero with control over any thread, cloth, and fiber, and then win the game by [i]smothering the big bad with his own blanket, while permanently twisting his muscle fibers so that he can't throw it off.[/i] Though, granted, I've only ever played hero-based tabletop RPGs and very little D&D, but the principle is the same.

Me and my friends play DnD for the sole purpose of fucking around, taking it seriously is beyond retarded.

Never got the opportunity to play DnD before, probably because no one else in the area was interested in it, is it really as fun as people say it is?

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;28554027]Never got the opportunity to play DnD before, probably because no one else in the area was interested in it, is it really as fun as people say it is?[/QUOTE] Depends on the people you're playing with.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;28554027]Never got the opportunity to play DnD before, probably because no one else in the area was interested in it, is it really as fun as people say it is?[/QUOTE] Remember seeing all those gags where people show up in wizard outfits making it seem geeky as shit and full of nerds? It's completely true.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;28554136]Remember seeing all those gags where people show up in wizard outfits making it seem geeky as shit and full of nerds? It's completely true.[/QUOTE] Utterly true. If someone doesn't leave a session somehow having regained their virginity, it hasn't happened.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;28554136]Remember seeing all those gags where people show up in wizard outfits making it seem geeky as shit and full of nerds? It's completely true.[/QUOTE] I've managed to trick one of my gullible friends into showing up in a robe and wizard hat, when we had a game near Halloween. Other then that, never seen anyone wearing any sort of costume. Not even when my older brother played with his weird friends. And I mean weird as some crazy shit. Personally, I'm okay with being creative, but sometimes one particular person in my group takes creativity too far. Almost at every chance he got, he attempt to do something stupid and pointless.

[QUOTE=Weiss;28552657][url]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/[/url] Caution: Probably counts as NSFW Yeah, D&D is awesome. :3:[/QUOTE] Err... what's that link?

How did this thread become D&D

cant wait until the anime superhero h-cup microbikini addons come in

How many spells were in Oblivion? Op says 85 in this one, I want to know if that's tons more or only a few.

[QUOTE=credesniper;28556387]How many spells were in Oblivion? Op says 85 in this one, I want to know if that's tons more or only a few.[/QUOTE] Oblivion had many, many spells but they were all variations of a spell. Like a minor health drain spell then a major one called something different, just to make it seem like there are a lot of spells. I'm sure with all that you can do with a spell in Skyrim(Like spell traps or a flame/ice thrower), 85 seems very nice.

I honestly don't care about magic, it's boring to use :v: The only magic I ended up using in Oblivion was restoration spells, that's about it. I forgot completely what I used in Morrowind, I remember fireballs here and there though I think.

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Not only is that only a picture, but a broken one at that. Are you saying it's finally out? If so, let me hug you.