The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too"

[Spuzz]

Too many beard jokes, not enough content.

Maybe a TES general would be a good idea, once this thread runs it's course. There's only so much Skyrim stuff to talk about with the tantalizingly slow trickle of information Bethesda is releasing, unless people want to discuss the lore.

[IdiotStorm]

[QUOTE=Spuzz;28575820]Too many beard jokes, not enough content.[/QUOTE]

the Great Beard will purge your soul from this plane of beardness

[Mattk50]

[QUOTE=Spuzz;28575820]Too many beard jokes, not enough content.

Maybe a TES general would be a good idea, once this thread runs it's course. There's only so much Skyrim stuff to talk about with the tantalizingly slow trickle of information Bethesda is releasing, unless people want to discuss the lore.[/QUOTE]

this thread says otherwise, beardless scum.

[Qaus]

I'm completely serious when I say I'm not going to shave until I beat Skyrim.
Right now my beard is a little over 1cm.

[KorJax]

[QUOTE=Penultimate;28571410]Sweet! Thanks Lust. So this means I can just dump armor in the street and come back later and sell it? So long as nobody thinks it's theirs?[/QUOTE]

Actually he's wrong, cell resets happen by default every 3 in-game days.

If you don't visit a cell within 3 days then it resets, except for stuff marked to persist (such as certain chests, herbalism things, people you've killed, "player homes" like the Great Houses). So I'm 90% sure that dropping a hammer will eventually cause it to disappear if you leave the cell it was in and don't get back to it within 3 days in-game.

You can change this value to be higher though in some ini files. If you PC sucks it'll really fuck with the stability of the game however if you tend to leave shit around all the time.

EDIT: Whoops, late.

[pr00ch]

Dnd is retarded compared to other, glorious games.

[seano12]

No spears? What kind of shitty elder scrolls game is this.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=seano12;28577796]No spears? What kind of shitty elder scrolls game is this.[/QUOTE]

Its oblivion :v:
I agree though, i miss my spears :saddowns:

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=seano12;28577796]No spears? What kind of shitty elder scrolls game is this.[/QUOTE]

Morrowind was the only TES game with spears.

Better they be in then not, but considering 1/4 TES games has spears, spears aren't exactly a trademark of the series.

[Fables]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;28578320]Morrowind was the only TES game with spears.

Better they be in then not, but considering 1/4 TES games has spears, spears aren't exactly a trademark of the series.[/QUOTE]

It's a trademark of why Morrowind is bad ass.

[Dovahkiin]

oh well, we can always make a spear mod, right? right? :ohdear:

[MoarToast]

I thought there were already confirmed spears for Skyrim, just not in the regular sense.

[Chill]

Glaives.

[img_thumb]http://medieval.ucdavis.edu/20C/glaive.gif[/img_thumb]

[Fables]

[QUOTE=Lance99;28579361]Glaives.

[img_thumb]http://medieval.ucdavis.edu/20C/glaive.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Needs a Bardiche.

[Aerkhan]

I want my motherfucking crossbows.
How can I play a Nord Hunter wielding a 2h axe and Crossbow and Beard (Magicks) if there are no crossbows?

[Weiss]

[QUOTE=Lance99;28579361]Glaives.

[img_thumb]http://medieval.ucdavis.edu/20C/glaive.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Bill's Bill

Gained from killing a guard named Bill (DUH)

I love TES joke weapons

[Andy]

My Oblivion game keeps crashing for some reason, always at the part in the Thieves guild quest where [sp]You plant the vase thing on some girl in the Waterfront and you convince Lex to go into her house[/sp] It always crashes as Lex goes to the cupboard, and since the game stops you from moving I can't turn around and go back outside.
I have no idea why this is happening, already tried disabling all of my mods, and it does the same thing. What could I do?

[simazzarome]

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;28578773]oh well, we can always make a spear mod, right? right? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

Of course.

[Sirdrone536]

[QUOTE=simazzarome;28580327]Of course.[/QUOTE]

Penis spear mod replacement...This is the nexus were talking about

[SgtTupelo]

[QUOTE=Andy;28580217]My Oblivion game keeps crashing for some reason, always at the part in the Thieves guild quest where [sp]You plant the vase thing on some girl in the Waterfront and you convince Lex to go into her house[/sp] It always crashes as Lex goes to the cupboard, and since the game stops you from moving I can't turn around and go back outside.
I have no idea why this is happening, already tried disabling all of my mods, and it does the same thing. What could I do?[/QUOTE]

Does the console open up for you? You could try using it to teleport yourself somewhere else. I can't remember the command though.

[🦇Pachira🦇]

Does the version of Oblivion on Steam work with mods? I own Obliv on Direct 2 Drive and they seem to have decided that mods are garbage and you aren't able to use mods with it.

[Zezibesh]

Mods work in all Steam games that would normally support mods, as they don't pack the files together and encrypt them like D2D does (which is why I don't use their service).

[🦇Pachira🦇]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;28580799]Mods work in all Steam games that would normally support mods, as they don't pack the files together and encrypt them like D2D does (which is why I don't use their service).[/QUOTE]
Alright, thanks.

[Spuzz]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;28580799]Mods work in all Steam games that would normally support mods, as they don't pack the files together and encrypt them like D2D does (which is why I don't use their service).[/QUOTE]

I used to have the D2D Oblivion, and I could use mods on it just fine.

[Jacko245]

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;28580595]Does the console open up for you? You could try using it to teleport yourself somewhere else. I can't remember the command though.[/QUOTE]

The code is player.coc _____

replace '___' with anything- can't remember any city codes off the top of my head though.

[DiscoInferno]

I always thought kicking and spears were not featured in most gamebryo games as it would be awkward with the first-person perspective and the amount of mobility you have.

[Anton1k]

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;28580775]Does the version of Oblivion on Steam work with mods? I own Obliv on Direct 2 Drive and they seem to have decided that mods are garbage and you aren't able to use mods with it.[/QUOTE]

I have Oblivion on Steam and all mods, including mods that requires Oblivion Script Extender works just fine.

[DimJim]

[QUOTE=Jacko245;28582905]The code is player.coc _____

replace '___' with anything- can't remember any city codes off the top of my head though.[/QUOTE]
you don't need the player part

[Jacko245]

[QUOTE=DimJim;28583127]you don't need the player part[/QUOTE]

I THINK that if you don't have the player part, and have another thing selected, it'll teleport the NPC/Object/whatever. Don't quote me on that though! :v:

[lunarwalrus]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;28569834]So, asking again, can anyone name any good landscape texture mods for Oblivion?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://devnull.sweetdanger.net/obliviontextureoverhaul.html[/url]

Choose one from here, it doesn't fix some places for me though. I don't know if it the distanceLoD textures stack with Tes4LodGenerator but I use both and it works well. Be aware this site dropped dead 3 years ago, so you might want to shop around for any fixes or new versions or entirely different mods.

I'm still working on my mod pack, I promise I'll release it when I get around to finishing Oblivion. I have alot of games to play right now though, several hundred hour long games. Fucking Gamefreak, Rockstar and Bethesda are killing me.