Minecraft Thread v24 - Games

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);23225222]Wait... so mining a mountain makes it move underground? that's new.[/QUOTE] No, as in, I am going to mine everything above then everything below so it looks like it's gone underground.

Notch, where's our update? I have to have it now! :downs:

[QUOTE=Hellborg 45;23225285]No, as in, I am going to mine everything above then everything below so it looks like it's gone underground.[/QUOTE] Oh, ok then :smile: [editline]08:57AM[/editline] [QUOTE=dragon1972;23225292]Notch, where's our update? I have to have it now! :downs:[/QUOTE] Waiting on the update makes me go mad :byodood:

Dudes, it's like 11AM for him, Update won't be coming for at least 8 hours or something around that time.

Time for my guide to the various enemies and natural dangers in Minecraft. This is based on personal experience, follow my instructions to the letter if you want to survive. [b]Sky Fuckers[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/e/e7/Zombie.jpg[/img] These fuckers run off of shit and fall on your head and knock you down into the depths of hell. They drop feathers because they fly at you. Run away from from these. [b]Green Fuckers[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/f/fe/Twocreepers.png[/img] They trick you into giving them hugs, then blow up. Run away from these. [b]Jumpy Fucker[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/8/84/Spider.png[/img] Oh fuck, these are worse than sky fuckers. They come out of nowhere and knock you into lava. They gobble cock for dinner, run away from them. [b]Skinny Fuck[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/a/a7/Skeleton.jpg[/img] THEY FUCKING SHOOT SHIT AT YOU GET AWAY THEY HAVE FRIENDS [b]Tree People[/b] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1445439/Minecraft/javaw%202010-07-04%2015-26-30-43.bmp[/img] They hop around trees and do shit. Leave them alone, they look awesome. [b]Lava[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/4/4a/Newlava.png[/img] It's hot and it hurts you. Stay away from it unless you want a jumpy fucker to knock you in. [b]Water[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/thumb/0/08/Newwater.png/800px-Newwater.png[/img] Water is cool as shit, especially underground. Take pictures of any body of water you find, people definitely haven't seen it before, it's so fucking cool and secret. [b]Shovels[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/8/8b/Craftingshovelanim2.gif[/img] Make tons of these, you need to dig deep into the ground then get mad when a sky fucker fucks your day up. [b]Girls[/b] [img]http://mattkirsch.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/gossip-girl-200709070459458801.jpg[/img] They talk a lot and make your tummy feel funny. Run away from these.

I feel eduboobcatered

[QUOTE=Agoat;23225449] [b]Shovels[/b] [img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/8/8b/Craftingshovelanim2.gif[/img] Make tons of these, you need to dig deep into the ground then get mad when a sky fucker fucks your day up.[/QUOTE] You're still on about shovels? Since the time of your first stream, I think I've used 3 shovels. And I play alot.

I need help, I checked the wiki, but how do I create an Iron Ingot?

[QUOTE=Agoat;23225449]Wonderful guide here[/QUOTE] Oh Agoat, you so silly :love:

[QUOTE=demonguard;23225485]You're still on about shovels? Since the time of your first stream, I think I've used 3 shovels. And I play alot.[/QUOTE] :iiam: [editline]03:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;23225500]Oh Agoat, you so silly :love:[/QUOTE] :iia:

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;23225424]Dudes, it's like 11AM for him, Update won't be coming for at least 8 hours or something around that time.[/QUOTE] Does he live in britain?

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);23225512]Does he live in brittain?[/QUOTE] First of all it's Britain. Second of all no, he lives in Stockholm.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;23225529]First of all it's Britain. Second of all no, he lives in Stockholm.[/QUOTE] Brittinland.

Is Britain even close to Sweden? :saddowns:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;23225555]Is Britain even close to Sweden? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] It's not within walking distance.

[QUOTE=Agoat;23225561]It's not within walking distance.[/QUOTE] I guess now I know why I failed Geography back in grade school :suicide:

[img]http://ploader.net/files/d3c2ac49179a628a8a9d6229d9a83f69.png[/img] beginning work on a lighthouse and junk :buddy: I made it in a special way that you get lots of running water sound, like you're actually at a seashore. You'd notice that if you were watching my stream. :colbert:

That's awesome

[QUOTE=daijitsu;23225625][img]http://ploader.net/files/d3c2ac49179a628a8a9d6229d9a83f69.png[/img] beginning work on a lighthouse and junk :buddy: I made it in a special way that you get lots of running water sound, like you're actually at a seashore. You'd notice that if you were watching my stream. :colbert:[/QUOTE] What is this "and junk" you speak of? I'm intrigued.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;23225581]I guess now I know why I failed Geography back in grade school :suicide:[/QUOTE] Oh Jesus. We're one small country and a ditch away.

Are there any underwater monsters? I swear, the sounds underwater are creeping me out.

[QUOTE=Fault;23225790]Are there any underwater monsters? I swear, the sounds underwater are creeping me out.[/QUOTE] Not yet. I think :ohdear: I'm sort of afraid to play infdev because last night you guys kept talking about "the world is so big it may already be multiplayer and you've not found anyone" and the whole brick pyramid stuff and underwater and cave shit

god, I heard my first ambient sound after turning off the music earlier. I was in the center of my lighthouse and turned off the music to show off the sound of the coastal water, but all of a sudden [highlight]WFHHHHOOOOOOOOOO[/highlight] and I freaked out and turned around expecting this fucker to climb over the ten-block-tall wall of the lighthouse's base- [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/MrZillyhoo/mobtron.png[/img]

Damn this thread is much slower than it used to be.

I swear to god if I see another player ingame or if I see like a random above ground bridge or house or anything I will flip the fuck out [editline]09:57AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TamTamJam;23225868]Damn this thread is much slower than it used to be.[/QUOTE] Because everyone is asleep

Or everyone is achievement whoring because of the Engineer update.

[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;23225877]Because everyone is asleep[/QUOTE] I've noticed the thread slows considerably when someone's streaming. Getting 15-20 people away from the forum for a bit has its effects :buddy: [editline]1:11[/editline] reposting for new page- god, I heard my first ambient sound after turning off the music earlier. I was in the center of my lighthouse and turned off the music to show off the sound of the coastal water, but all of a sudden [highlight]WFHHHHOOOOOOOOOO[/highlight] and I freaked out and turned around expecting this fucker to climb over the ten-block-tall wall of the lighthouse's base- [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/MrZillyhoo/mobtron.png[/img]

Again [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img] for Awesome.

[QUOTE=daijitsu;23225944]I've noticed the thread slows considerably when someone's streaming. Getting 15-20 people away from the forum for a bit has its effects :buddy: [editline]1:11[/editline] reposting for new page- god, I heard my first ambient sound after turning off the music earlier. I was in the center of my lighthouse and turned off the music to show off the sound of the coastal water, but all of a sudden [highlight]WFHHHHOOOOOOOOOO[/highlight] and I freaked out and turned around expecting this fucker to climb over the ten-block-tall wall of the lighthouse's base- [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/MrZillyhoo/mobtron.png[/img][/QUOTE] Good lord that's a frightening picture :ohdear:

Did you draw that, dai?