League of Legends v8 - FP Premade to win. - Games

Okay, tomorrow I'l use that mundo advice. I'm tired of losing to tanky DPS so I got one for myself

Jesus fucking Playing a game as jungle amumu These kids fucking suck [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] Ended 14-6 and I had constantly ganked every lane. After ~15 minutes our feeding lee sin had left, and we had gotten no towers down because my team was herp derping around the map killing someone, and then going back to buy a new item. Then we got pushed to base and lost because lee sin fed sion hard.

don't start with regrowth, start with dshield.

Oh god. There's this guy on my team who thinks Alistar isn't a tank.

Regrowth works on Mundo

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NNwgv.jpg[/img] :frog: AP Ashe, AD Soraka [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/542890463904621236/1AD64A91DDF3D79018331AD7586147514A14AE82/?.jpg[/img_thumb]

That soraka's actually not bad. :v: I hate when people assume that buying a health item means they're a tank.(Kat in ashxu's post for example saying she's going tank, then only having Warmog's.)

So I designed my own character with his own backstory from a joke between my friends that the game needs more bee-pun based champions... Anyone wanna help me get him up to snuff? It's kinda big, but I thought that maybe you guys would get a kick out of it. Here's the rather long backstory [quote=Backstory] Attending Physician: Dr. J.N. Tondobell First Name: Bendill (suspected to be a pseudonym) Last Name: Unknown Age: Unknown Psychosis: Auditory Hallucinations, Split Personality, and Violence Physical Diagnosis: Paralyzed from the Neck Down Location: Piltover Asylum for the Violently Insane Inpatient report: Patient is the proprietor of Bendill’s Bees, a bee farm on the edge of Piltover. Bendill is thought to be a pseudonym to make the sign in the front of “Bendill’s Bees” be more alliterative. According to the official report Bendill was found by the Piltover Patrol in the middle of winter face down surrounded by the remnants of his bee hives. The scorched earth surrounding him seemed to indicate a large impact and extreme heat from a projectile of sorts. Bendill was assumed unconscious but when he was turned over by the Patrol, Bendill sprang to his feet and attacked them which what was reported to be “The strength of three Demacian soldiers”. He flailed his arms about wildly, screaming about “intruders disturbing the hive” and “The man with the large brimmed hat”. Bendill was eventually subdued by the local authorities; however upon his deliverance to the premises of The Piltover Asylum it was determined that some of the report had to have been fabricated as Bendill’s spine seems to be completely broken, rendering him completely paralyzed. Regardless, the authorities insisted that he be restrained and we were happy to oblige. Bendill now sits in room 5 with a straight jacket, propped upright. At the time of this writing he is sleeping. End report. Day 2: Patient is silent. He seems to be processing the events of the previous day. Whenever I question him he simply looks away. There seems to be buzzing coming from his room, however I can’t place where it’s coming from as whenever I move everything out of it the buzzing disappears. End report. Day 5: After 5 days patient is still quiet; however he seems to be looking at me now. It feels like he’s staring into my very soul. It’s creepy. He seems to be nodding when I ask him questions, however it doesn’t seem to be confirming or denying anything, just acknowledging my existence. The buzzing is back, it’s getting on my nerves. End report. Day 10: Breakthrough. Bendill has spoken today. Actually, he’s rather chatty. The first words out of his mouth were a pun about honey and his orderlie’s rear end, we’ve actually had trouble keeping him quiet since. He informed me that he would rather been called hivemind, but wouldn’t poison me if I called him Bendill ( I took it as a joke, he seemed to). He also asked if he could be wheeled to a place with an open window, barred would be fine. I’ve pinpointed the source of the buzzing, Bendill himself. When questioned about it he avoided the question with more puns. He requested some honey for his meal, we’re happy to oblige. End report. Day 20: These puns are wearing on my nerves, as is the buzzing. End report. Day 63: Anomaly. Bendill seems less lively than usual, and during his physical he weighed 10 pounds lighter than he did yesterday. The buzzing has mostly subsided. Bendill however referred to himself as “Digon”. He told me he had no idea where he was. No puns today. I suspect he has invented another personality to cope with his loss, not entirely sure which one is the persona though. After checking on him at the end of the day it seems Bendill was back to his puns. End report. Day 70: The buzzing is back. Found a way to cope with the puns. We fashioned a mask for him, shut him up some. He doesn’t seem to mind too much. When we took off his mask however, he told me that his minions would gladly give their lives to kill me, but that he was happy here and did not seem to want to leave. I fear he can’t be cured, but he is at least passive enough not to be much of a danger. Nothing seems to be left to report as of yet and I fear no progress will be made. This may be the last report. End report. Day 824: Disaster. Bendill seemed to be normalizing as well as expected. How foolish we had been. It’s been over 2 years since we’ve kept him here, and not one of us had any idea on his condition. While insane, he did not have split personality disorder, he was at least 2 people, if “people” is the correct word. It all started when we thought that maybe a trip to his old farm would help him. Bendill needed to reaffirm his old identity, and we thought that a familiar surrounding might spark that. We didn’t need guards we thought, he’s paraplegic with a straight jacket and a face mask. What flight risk was he? We were wrong. I happened to be chatting with Bendill, whom while an annoying buzzing punster, happened to be very witty. We’ve actually grown to be friends, in a professional manner, his death threats being more ribbing than actual attempts on my life. He’s always had both a maddening buzzing to him, but has always been good company, despite his puns. My assistant happened to be reading a newspaper during our chat and Bendill seemed to be more interested in that. If I recall correctly it was an article about the yordles in the league, we’re always popular with the league you see as our size and fluffiness is great for merchandizing. It had the lovely Ambassador and that nasty Evil… wait, now I get it. It makes sense. The hat, the impact when they found him… anyways back on track. About 2 hours later we came to a stop at the farm. When we wheeled him out Bendill took one look at the farm, and his eyes rolled back into his head. The buzzing grew louder, and the most terrifying thing of all is he stood up. My assistant and I jumped back, it was impossible, but there he was. He moved with a sort of jostling, like he wasn’t moving of his own free will. Then he contorted back, and freed his straight jacket from being tied. I will never forget what happened next, as bees the size of grapes started pouring out of Bendill’s sleeves. An entire swarm or more came out and immediately swarmed the remains of Bendill’s house. Then, bees flew in a broken window and flew out almost immediately, carrying what I assume to be Bendill’s old keeper’s helmate and put it on Bendill’s head. Bendill then spoke: “Jidal, thanks so much for your hospitality, but I must BEE buzzing along now, I’m going to be busy as a BEE, I beelieve I’ll see you again, but I have some unfinished business I need to attend to. See you on the battlefield.” He then seemed to disappear into a cloud of the **** stinging pests and fly off. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I am enclosing these logs in a letter to the League, as a warning to what Bendill has become. I fear he wanted to take revenge on the man that destroyed his lively hood, and I also fear that he wants to join the league. If they do let him in, I hope they’re ready for the consequences. Enclosed with these files is a sketch of bendil to the best of my memory from when I saw him last. He is dangerous. End report. [/quote] (yes I was drunk when I wrote this, how did you know?) And here's the rest of the info and ideas. [quote= Bendill attacks and speech] Attacks: PASSIVE: They’re in my eyes: Bendill’s bees fly everywhere obscuring vision of enemies and instilling a dodge chance against normal attacks for Bendill and allies near Bendill. Beeguiling scent: Bendill’s pheromones increase the rate of health and mana regeneration for any allied champions in the vicinity. ACTIVE: BeeBee Gun (q): Bendill sends 2 bees in quick succession in a line. The first enemy to come in contact with the bee is damaged and the second bee keeps flying hoping to come in contact with another enemy. Subsequent levels decrease the cool down and increase damage. Stinger Missile (w): Bendill shoots out a small swarm of bees causing a swarm of bees to inhabit the location struck, latching on to any who come into the field and doing magic damage over time (poison) as the bees sting those unlucky enough to be afflicted. Subsequent levels decrease cool down and add range/duration of the poison. Buzz Saw (e): Bendill sends a circular disc made of bees in an arc doing damage to enemies hit by the saw and causing a slow for 2 seconds. Subsequent levels add to the slow duration. At level 5 the slow becomes a stun. Alternate to Buzz Saw: Bee-line (e): Bendill places a tiny hive on the map. As long as Bendill or friendly champions are moving towards the hive they get a movement speed boost. The hive lasts for 5 seconds and can be placed anywhere on the map, however it may also be attacked. Upon leveling the skill the duration of the hive is longer. Plan Bee (ultimate): Bendill releases the bees supporting himself from his body and momentarily the summoner takes control of the massive swarm of stinging angry bees. Bendill himself falls into a slump wherever the attack was activated as he no longer has the bee-life-support to keep him up and able and is paralyzed. The bee swarm can not be damaged but the comatose Bendill can be hurt and killed, so he should hide. The bees can move through brush and trees. Upon contact with enemy champions and minions the bees sting, doing damage. This effect can be canceled at any time and the damage increases with level. Alternate Plan Bee (ultimate): Bendill can move but can not attack. The bees that normally inhabit his coat fly out and swarm one target causing them to run around trying to swat the bees off of him/her (feared) taking a large amount of damage. If the target dies the bees will immediately seek out another enemy champion in the area and try to attack them. Upon level the damage increases as does the fear duration. (Would require amending back story significantly) Alternate Alternate Plan Bee (ultimate): Bendill completely covers himself with bees and gains advanced movement speed while not taking any damage. Upon coming in contact with an enemy champion Bendill’s bees fly out in all directions doing massive damage in a radius (depending on AP) and stunning all champions in the area. Bendill is left with no attacks and can only run away until the bees return to him, but at ½ his maximum speed. Upon level damage increases and speed does not drop as much. Taunt: “What are you, allergic?” Laugh: *Laugh with buzzing* Joke: “Beauty is in the eye of the BEE HOLDER” “What the *buzz* am I doing?! I’m covered in bees! Buzz buzz” Movement/attacks: “Ahh, they’re in my eyes!” “This may sting” “Float like a butterfly, sting like me” “That command is a pollen” “I’m a real… buzzkill.” “Come my minions, fly for your master” “buzz buzz, just buzz off” *while buzzing* “Why won’t anyone one talk to me?” “I’d BEE happy to” “Don’t BEErate me with such commands” “That command is BEEguiling” “Oh Beehive” (Austin Powers’ voice) Alternate costumes: Vuvuzella Bendill: Bendill wears a vuvuzella on his head instead of his mask. Comedian Bendill: Bendill trades in his straight jacket for a tweed comedian jacket with oversize polka dot bow-tie. [/quote] And here's a picture if you want to see the design [img_thumb]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3608/bendilthebeguiler.png[/img_thumb] I plan to eventually just finish this up, balance it, and possibly drive to Riot headquarters (3 hour drive, I'll just make a daytrip out of it) and leave this with some fanmail and a six-pack of beers to see if I could get him into the game. Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=herbertschultze;28962183]So I just bought Rammus completing my collection of all the pure tanks. Looking for some tanky DPS now because I can't deal with being squishy. Who should I get first?[/QUOTE] Jarvan or Renekton.

Karma.

[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;28959502]> Has a skill that scales off of AD > Buys Madreds[/QUOTE] holy shit this isnt 4chan

[QUOTE=Blueplastic;28951858]LOL. Something's fishy. Well i was never higher than 1600 ELO so...[/QUOTE] On EU, Kassa is countered hard. Tanky-dps metagame means he doesn't deal enough damage, and he just gets cc'd. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] OK, EU, I AM COMING ON. FULL FP PREMADE 5v5 and I AM GOING to play Karma bitches.

Wit's End is underrated.

Yay, no-one from FP is on so I get a soloqueue team of Veigar, Sona, Karma, Vlad, Warwick (me) [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Blueplastic;28964549]Wit's End is underrated.[/QUOTE] Get it on Warwick, Renekton, any ranged dps tbh.

How does one out-sololane/midlane Vlad ?

[QUOTE=Tokagero;28964717]How does one out-sololane/midlane Vlad ?[/QUOTE] His Q has 12 sec cooldown at level 1 and it gets lower by 2 seconds every level(except on level 5 where the CD is lower by 3 seconds). So he's basically weak as fuck until he hits level9. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] You should have more problems against Annie that has 3/4 CD on her Q and deals more damage.

One idiot pushing for too long can cost a game. I hate ranked LoL players.

Wow, the reworked ryze is really fun. but it seems hard to get the mana above 4500 which can make his late game bad

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;28965035]Wow, the reworked ryze is really fun. but it seems hard to get the mana above 4500 which can make his late game bad[/QUOTE] Transition into AP/mana items such as RoA for lategame.

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;28965035]Wow, the reworked ryze is really fun. but it seems hard to get the mana above 4500 which can make his late game bad[/QUOTE] Once you have around 4k mana you are forced to hybridize, so get an AA staff for like 200 AP, which on Q, is the same as 400 more mana, and buffs your E a decent amount. [img]http://i797.photobucket.com/albums/yy254/flubadoofunbrain/Capture-1.png[/img] Renekton carries so damn hard. I dived Rammus when he had 1/2 hp and got out alive with still 1/3 hp. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] Jungle Udyr was also very bro.

Because I have that "session closed" bug I couldn't play in high ELO because the bug would appear before I could even find a game...ffs

[QUOTE=Flubadoo;28965318] Jungle Udyr was also very bro.[/QUOTE] He has warmog's /end of discussion

[QUOTE=SataniX;28965400]He has warmog's /end of discussion[/QUOTE] Early game he stunned Kog'Maw twice for me. Later on he got raped, but whatever.

revive karthus is to good. also rilez finally got his 600th win after losing 5 in a row loooooooool

Congratulations Rilez. :) @Nammy TERA IS SOO FUNN! :D:D::D:D::D Usually I get bored of mmorpg's in like 5 hours? I played it 12.5 hours straight and then I got to tired I had to go to sleep. :3:

too bad this thread isnt about Tera.

I'm getting bored of playing as Yi. I have 10000 IP in my user. What new character should I buy?

[QUOTE=Gvazdas;28966024]I'm getting bored of playing as Yi. I have 10000 IP in my user. What new character should I buy?[/QUOTE] The most important question: are you new and do you prefer AD/AP/tank?

[QUOTE=Blueplastic;28966085]The most important question: are you new and do you prefer AD/AP/tank?[/QUOTE] He has 10000 IP, I think he understands the basics of the game :colbert: [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] You edited your post.... :saddowns:

Nidalee's heal is a little bit OP.