• Ubisoft Announce Michael Jackson The Experience
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[QUOTE=Duxfever;23242793]Then why don't we make a game off him?[/QUOTE] For respect. [editline]12:41AM[/editline] [QUOTE=w 1 z;23244111]Is there a mini-game where you get to rape a 12 year old in MJ's bedroom at Neverland Ranch? If not this game sucks.[/QUOTE] I think it includes an economy sim where you run the massive child prisons under Neverland Ranch. It's where kidnapped children make Nike shoes.
Yeah, I miss MJ just as much as the next guy, (even though I believe he faked his death) but seriously?
[QUOTE=The_Fly56556;23243491]You guys are fucking dicks, Michael Jackson, while doing regreful things in his life, was an amazing musician.[/QUOTE] Agrees? Oh that's right, sarcasm doesn't work over the internet.
I was hoping for a moonwalker remake. I am disappoint.
Press Y to molester a kid
Press the D-Pad to toss your salad
[QUOTE=superm0ney;23242794]Press B to overdose[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=289034&dateline=1278272992[/IMG]
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;23234593][img_thumb]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UpvBe1k6T1w/TDZUApBQ5gI/AAAAAAAAbiA/_p_8g-r-6vg/s1600/dgn_michael_jackson_experience_screenshot_02.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] So [i]that's[/i] what happens when you overdose!
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;23236020]yes AC1&2 Far Cry 1&2 Rainbow Six Series DRM.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/QUOTE] I know for a fact that CryTek made Far Cry 1
[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;23243910]I agree. No one knew the truth. I believe it was a scam for money. On topic: The game actually looks fun but I dunno if Micahael's songs alone will be able to hold up for long.[/QUOTE] Michael Jackson was shoved under the spotlight as a kid, abused by his father, grew up depressed, used his talent to become a musical legend, suffered from vitiligo and therefore had to go through plastic surgery, donated hundreds of millions of dollars to charities, was extorted out of millions of dollars with the child molestation claims which were never proven to be true ("If I go through with this, I win big-time. There's no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever ... Michael's career will be over" [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_child_sexual_abuse_accusations_against_Michael_Jackson[/url] and [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_v._Jackson[/url]), killed by his physician, and had his image used to make millions that he will never get to see. Oh wait a second, this is the Internet. I have to be [I]cool[/I] and [I]edgy[/I] and make a rape joke.
[QUOTE=Jund;23247899]Michael Jackson was shoved under the spotlight as a kid, abused by his father, grew up depressed, used his talent to become a musical legend, suffered from vitiligo and therefore had to go through plastic surgery, donated hundreds of millions of dollars to charities, was extorted out of millions of dollars with the child molestation claims which were never proven to be true ("If I go through with this, I win big-time. There's no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever ... Michael's career will be over" [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_child_sexual_abuse_accusations_against_Michael_Jackson[/url] and [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_v._Jackson[/url]) killed by his physician, and had his image used to make millions that he will never get to see. Oh wait a second, this is the Internet. I have to be [I]cool[/I] and [I]edgy[/I] and make a rape joke.[/QUOTE] Congratulations on killing off your own point with your last sentence.
[QUOTE=a2h;23247948]Congratulations on killing off your own point with your last sentence.[/QUOTE] Not really. I agree with his point. People on the internet just love to jump on the MJ hate wagon without any information. I'm surprised he actually took the time to write that out because it sums up my thoughts nicely.
[QUOTE=The freeman;23242778]No one cares about MJ's death. We only care about billy mays.[/QUOTE] lol
Will I experience Pedophilia
Stop with the pedophile jokes and other shit like that, first because it was fake accusations (the kid's father actually admitted he told the boy to tell MJ molested him and even committed suicide some time later), and second because it's not the thread for this, we are here to talk about the game and not the stuff MJ could have been doing before his death. So, to get back to the game, I really would have liked as I already said a sidescrolling beat'em'all, just like Moonwalker (which wasn't an awesome game but still had a specific atmosphere. Was fun knocking people with your balls too).
I was expecting that you just sit in a crowd and eat popcorn and watch Jackson.
[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;23235118]Crotch Grabbing: The Experience.[/QUOTE] [img]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/ignmedia/images/03/16/31600_Moonwalker2.jpg[/img] [B][I]The game where you grab your crotch and kick fairy dust at bad guys [/I][/B] [editline]04:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=z0nk3d;23249348]Stop with the pedophile jokes and other shit like that, first because it was fake accusations (the kid's father actually admitted he told the boy to tell MJ molested him and even committed suicide some time later), and second because it's not the thread for this, we are here to talk about the game and not the stuff MJ could have been doing before his death. So, to get back to the game, I really would have liked as I already said a sidescrolling beat'em'all, just like Moonwalker (which wasn't an awesome game but still had a specific atmosphere. Was fun knocking people with your balls too).[/QUOTE] Michael Jackson: The Moonwalker was fucking terrible. AVGN even reviewed it.
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;23246635]I know for a fact that CryTek made Far Cry 1[/QUOTE] And Ubisoft is the Publisher
This looks interesting, but Dance Masters and Dance Central looks better.
Dear god I'm screwed up,the first thing I thought of when I read the title was maing a whitty remark about it being a child molesting simulation.
[QUOTE=spanaren;23253772][img_thumb]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/ignmedia/images/03/16/31600_Moonwalker2.jpg[/img_thumb] [B][I]The game where you grab your crotch and kick fairy dust at bad guys [/I][/B] [editline]04:49PM[/editline] Michael Jackson: The Moonwalker was fucking terrible. AVGN even reviewed it.[/QUOTE] Best. Game. Ever.
Well, I already dance like Michael Jackson with Parkinson's while listening to music, so it would be fun to be scored on it.
why isn't there a game about billy mays I'd rather have him back :frown:
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;23262833]why isn't there a game about billy mays I'd rather have him back :frown:[/QUOTE] If you think it's loud on TV, imagine what [B]he[/B] hears
So, what happens if you choose not to get career-ending white-ification plastic surgery?
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