[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29259658]I never knew there was a "Low Violence Version" That's silly.[/QUOTE]
He's either from Germany og Australia. Calling it!
[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;29259661]Your enthusiasm is admirable, but execution falls a bit flat, even if the fullcaps were a nice touch.
Overall you get a C+.[/QUOTE]
Robots would have done better than me.
[QUOTE=tyler3497;29259643]Whats the whole ARG about?[/QUOTE]
Potatoes and the Potato Sack games. It led to an early release of Portal 2, but this thread wasn't created for anything related to Portal 2's features or stories. It was created with the ARG in mind. We already have several Portal 2 threads.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29259658]I never knew there was a "Low Violence Version" That's silly.[/QUOTE]
yay, germany.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29259627]I don't understand why everyone continues to post content relevant to Portal 2. Portal 2 isn't even in this thread's title.[/QUOTE]
It's because bit trip beat is being stubborn and not finishing so we need something to do for the next 5 minutes before it goes blue and we all expect something to happen, followed by dissapointment and coordination on what game to do next. The cycle continues.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;29259680]Robots would have done better than me.[/QUOTE]
6 extra seconds of believability.
Can we get back to the ARG?
[QUOTE=Tigster;29259671][img_thumb]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuekLo8Z49TSnqPuxxnuc_SGXD_4bXgYLoyWRRFWhFyDrbADzB&t=1[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh god, the date is 5/1/2003. That means we need 512,003 potatoes for the boost. :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=gsp1995;29259635]This thread has turned to shit with sarcasm and stupid shit everywhere.[/QUOTE]
this thread turned to shit the moment the retarded "boot glados up and get portal 2 five minutes earlier!!!" crap appeared
Why is BTB so slow now?
[QUOTE=Killowatt;29259701]Can we get back to the ARG?[/QUOTE]
That's what we're currently discussing.
I like how we went from deducting every piece of potential evidence for an elaborate ARG to idling games and e-begging for the Potato Sack to arguing about completely arbitrary shit.
Christ this ARG went to hell. I want to be optimistic and say that Valve has something else up their sleeves, but I really doubt it. I know most ARGs aren't climactic or whatever, but that doesn't mean they need to end in tedious bullshit that is ultimately pointless when, in just a couple weeks from now, we won't give a shit if it was released half a day early.
[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;29259699]6 extra seconds of believability.[/QUOTE]
Good job Robots! Cave Johnson, we're done here...
I feel like I should be playing BIT.TRIP.BEAT.
[QUOTE=tyler3497;29259705]Oh god, the date is 5/1/2003. That means we need 512,003 potatoes for the boost. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Everything is fine.
[QUOTE=MoarToast;29259721]I like how we went from deducting every piece of potential evidence for an elaborate ARG to idling games and e-begging for the Potato Sack to arguing about completely arbitrary shit.
Christ this ARG went to hell. I want to be optimistic and say that Valve has something else up their sleeves, but I really doubt it. I know most ARGs aren't climactic or whatever, but that doesn't mean they need to end in tedious bullshit that is ultimately pointless when, in just a couple weeks from now, we won't give a shit if it was released half a day early.[/QUOTE]
This ARG became a huge disappointment. Valve should've just released it on Friday. That would've been much better than this thing we have now.
But I doubt they were able to release it on Friday.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;29259604]NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU SPOILED THE ENTIRE GAME FOR ME, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE SPOILED PORTAL, WHICH I'VE ALL READY PLAYED, AND COMPLETED.
I THINK I SHOULD GO TO BED TO AVOID ANY MORE FUCKING SPOILERS BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE SPOILERS BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY NERDBONER GO DOWN, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
MAYBE I'VE BEEN UP TOO LONG OR PUT TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS POST BUT I SHOULDN'T EVER CLICK SPOILER TAGS BECAUSE AS I'VE SAID THEY KILL MY NERDBONER, BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL, AND SHOULD BE KILLED.
THOSE LITTLE BLACK BOXES ARE THE BANE OF MY LIFE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF NOW I'VE READ A SPOILER TAG AND SHOULD GO TO SLEEP IN MY DREAM AND WAKE UP WHEN PORTAL 2 IS OUT, HOPEFULLY LATER TODAY IT SHALL BE UNLOCKED THEN I CAN PLAY IT AND HAVE FUN WITH PORTALS, BUT I CAN'T WHEN PEOPLE LOVE TO RAPE SPOILER TAGS BECAUSE CURIOSITY WILL GET THE BETTER OF PEOPLE AND THEY WILL CLICK IT BECAUSE THEY ARE INQUISITIVE.[/QUOTE]
get out :frog:
[QUOTE=Pappa Smurf;29259767]get out :frog:[/QUOTE]
It's a joke.
The next page goes back to the ARG, okay? :colbert:
[QUOTE=chonks;29259572][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19963215/what.png[/img]
Oh shit now I know it's possible to survive course 4 fuck that game ruined.[/QUOTE]
The fuck is that shit? They didn't draw them correctly! I'm demanding a refund. This is simply UNACCEPTABLE!
[QUOTE=Skunky;29259780]The next page goes back to the ARG, okay? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I think this page did a good job of going back to the ARG.
Nevermind. UltraJake had to ruin it.
[QUOTE=Skunky;29259780]The next page goes back to the ARG, okay? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Deal.
[QUOTE=UltraJake;29259790]The fuck is that shit? They didn't draw them correctly! I'm demanding a refund. This is simply UNACCEPTABLE![/QUOTE]
Atlas looks like a fucking pokeball
[QUOTE=UltraJake;29259790]The fuck is that shit? They didn't draw them correctly! I'm demanding a refund. This is simply UNACCEPTABLE![/QUOTE]
They look okay to me?
[editline]18th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tigster;29259798]Atlas looks like a fucking pokeball[/QUOTE]
Atlas uses Blue Portal! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[QUOTE=UltraJake;29259181]OR we could have found it out ourselves like normal you little piece of shit.
[editline]17th April 2011[/editline]
Cheat Engine. Or get better.[/QUOTE]
speedhack, speed .5, great victory
Atlas and P-body
Mario and Luigi like you never seen them before.....
Alright, ARG starts here...
What's the next goal? Audiosurf?
[QUOTE=Skunky;29259800]They look okay to me?
[editline]18th April 2011[/editline]
Atlas uses Blue Portal! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE![/QUOTE]
No wonder P-Body kills Atlas in the trailer, he's just trying to free a pokemon.
[QUOTE=Skunky;29259845]Alright, ARG starts here...
What's the next goal? Audiosurf?[/QUOTE]
I believe The Ball.
Its The Ball
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