• #PotatoFoolsDay v4 - "Weekend Discouragement Beams"
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[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;29267628]Portal 2: Potato farming simulator 2011[/QUOTE] Portal2 aka FarmWille 3D
We'll never finish the rest of the bars in time, so stopping all/some games is a good idea.
[QUOTE=MasterG;29267622][h2]Someone post a summary of the theory and evidence here so that I can quote it in the news post, then we might actually have a chance of testing this theory.[/h2][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Smashman;29266467]This is a LITTLE bit spoiler, but not for the game, for the Potato drive. (I'll spoiler tag it incase.) [sp]Someone tweeted @PotatoFoolsDay that we're quite close with the theory to stop playing Potatoes. http://bit.ly/h2Sb68 He states he's played the game on an Xbox and it makes sense from the game. http://twitter.com/#!/yanni4100/statuses/59945153900711936 http://twitter.com/#!/yanni4100/statuses/59947972024221696[/sp] He told me nothing more. Again, very minor spoilers for the Potato drive. It likely won't spoil anything from the game[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MasterG;29267675]"Okay guys, I think we should give them a break, let's increase the amount that each CPU affects the total" "Sir, they appear to have... some kind of theory. They're closing the games"[/QUOTE] That would fit in a comedic movie, really.
The predicted release time on both [url]http://www.gamingmasters.co.uk/portal/[/url] and [url]http://hasportal2launchedyet.com/index.html[/url] is going the wrong way now. I don't think this is working.
welp, we will never get 500 000 potatoes in 20 hours anyway. the potato count is starting to stagnate
The stop playing idea is stupid. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_P2_Status/6fd47753/page_bg_english.png?t=1302905464[/img]
The stop fucking playing and it would suddenly go faster thing is by definition. Auxiliary power is either power used along with other power or it is axillary [B]EMERGENCY[/B] power. If we stop giving the cycles, then the system will have to use the potato power to overclock its own processors to keep the boot going.
Basically, out theory states that if we were to stop playing all games, the thing would run on auxillary power and go faster. Correct?
There are multiple definitions of auxiliary, maybe were not using the right one.
I don't think so. [url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url] [IMG]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3523/ss20110418152030.jpg[/IMG] That bright-puke-gray-white-something line is the number of CPUs Blue one is % completed Bright orange is number of potatoes. My theory is that the more CPUs we have, the more potatoes we get every minute and make the progress faster. [IMG]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7219/ss20110418152237.jpg[/IMG] These are stats for Toki-Tori. [IMG]http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3724/ss20110418152308.jpg[/IMG] So yeah, are you sure that if we stop playing these games it'll all go faster?
Gaaah fuck it's so stupid that we are searching blind, in the dark and against impossible odds
Fuck this. This shit is confusing.
Valve's instructions on releasing the game early: [IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/2aexwk3.png[/IMG] And now we are NOT playing the games anymore? I don't see how that helps. Edit: Muskatnuss got there first! :)
Maybe we have to solve something in the ARG to figure out what to do?
We should wave a white flag and hope to god someone at valve will help :saddowns:
You failed to [i]prove[/i] anything MasterG. It's a stupid idea and it's better the news ticker is reserved for advice and instructions with more merit. Especially speculation that contrasts with common business sense and valve's instructions.
Because they've shown they care oh so much. They're sitting back in their money, laughing at us playing these games.
I got my 36 potatoes (just in the nick of time). Is that all we need to get the undetermined non-hat related prize?
But honestly, even though it sounds really strange, what do we have to lose? An hour? Two? When we now have waited this long, can't we wait two more hours, for having a chance at playing it even earlier?
Was this site [url]www.thecakeisalie.co[/url] proven to be fake?
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29267788]Because they've shown they care oh so much. They're sitting back in their money, laughing at us playing these games.[/QUOTE] are you stupid they offered us an [i]amazing deal [/i] for these games, a hat in TF2, some good old sluething fun and a chance to get a really anticipated game out [b]EARLY[/B] Stop whining and be grateful jesus christ.
[QUOTE=Dachande;29267821]are you stupid they offered us an [i]amazing deal [/i] for these games, a hat in TF2, some good old sluething fun and a chance to get a really anticipated game out [b]EARLY[/B] Stop whining and be grateful jesus christ.[/QUOTE] Lol Valve fanboy coming to defend it. They've not stepped into this ARG at all, only some of the games are a deal, most of which everyone had anyways, TF2 hats are retarded, and the ARG was cool, it could have ended there and it would have been fine, but they've trolled everyone into "playing" these games that they're not even playing anymore.
Ok. Keep doing what you done during these 3 days, it's more interesting... :smith:
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;29267830]It's not that the theory is wrong, it's that it's impractical. Getting thousands of people to stop, in the hope of it actually speeding up, and even though it says play the games will be EXTREMELY hard. There are people playing the games who are ignorant of the ARG or just don't care. How do we convince them to stop?[/QUOTE] There's only one way. Shut down the internet.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;29267830]It's not that the theory is wrong, it's that it's impractical. Getting thousands of people to stop, in the hope of it actually speeding up, and even though it says play the games will be EXTREMELY hard. There are people playing the games who are ignorant of the ARG or just don't care. How do we convince them to stop?[/QUOTE] Usually, a system that has a aux power supply will activate it at a certain point. Not when all power is gone. It is meant to keep something running. Not have it kill over then start up.
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29267842]Lol Valve fanboy coming to defend it. They've not stepped into this ARG at all, only some of the games are a deal, most of which everyone had anyways, TF2 hats are retarded, and the ARG was cool, it could have ended there and it would have been fine, but they've trolled everyone into "playing" these games that they're not even playing anymore.[/QUOTE] opinions lmao
Maybe we need 500k to get the boost.
It's worth an attempt. If it fails, we just go back to playing again.
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;29267871]opinions lmao[/QUOTE] Same could be said of stating Valve is the second coming for allowing us to play 3 hours early if that, it's all opinionated, but obviously most people are just discouraged more than happy about this in the grand scheme of things.
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