• #PotatoFoolsDay v4 - "Weekend Discouragement Beams"
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You have all gone insane
[QUOTE=Jimangalanga;29267902]You have all gone insane[/QUOTE] Says the crazy Hasslehoff man. :colbert:
Could somebody sum up what happened in the last 8 hours?
Maybe everyone has realized our efforts were mostly in vain, it was fun to see the hope of it but it's silly to think this is something amazing Valve has given us, because it was a marketing scheme, and only 1 or 2% of all of Steam actually participated.
Here is my theory: We stop playing until the aux backup kicks in then begins the multiplier. We then begin playing like mad getting time in while it is active. We stop again when the aux backup turns off and repeat the process. This is how I think it would happen.
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29267842]Lol Valve fanboy coming to defend it. They've not stepped into this ARG at all, only some of the games are a deal, most of which everyone had anyways, TF2 hats are retarded, and the ARG was cool, it could have ended there and it would have been fine, but they've trolled everyone into "playing" these games that they're not even playing anymore.[/QUOTE] I feel like overestimating the amount of participating players isn't really trolling. unless you like throwing that word around.
This whole f***ing ARG was a big joke. We won't even be at 85% at 9AM, 3 days after it began.
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29267893]Same could be said of stating Valve is the second coming for allowing us to play 3 hours early if that, it's all opinionated, but obviously most people are just discouraged more than happy about this in the grand scheme of things.[/QUOTE] imo its a mix of what you and the other guy said some of the games are a great deal (amnesia, reckless disregard), others (fucking cogs, kick it, katamari clone) I'm never going to play again. and the beginning part of the ARG was fucking fantastic but this later part is stupid as shit, albeit a good marketing ploy. Why people are shitting their pants to play their precious portal two a few hours earlier is beyond me.
This whole thing was fun, and made the waiting alot less boring plus, some people got given some new games to play
All ARG and no play makes facepunch crazy
[QUOTE=Tigster;29267941]I feel like overestimating the amount of participating players isn't really trolling. unless you like throwing that word around.[/QUOTE] I think leading people on to Friday, telling them it was "next Tuesday" and "04/19/11" instead of the actual release date, releasing hints that the game was coming out on Friday, putting up this page, then having it only coming out an hour early with no help whatsoever even due to the extremely low amount of people actually caring enough to participate, is trolling no matter how you look at it.
For fucks sake, just tried the last "The Ball" one, but it just gives me the [quote]**** ERROR: Unrecognized User ***** Unable to determine test participation status.[/quote] I've tried manually logging into the community page, still nothing.
[QUOTE=jlj1;29267972]All ARG and no play makes facepunch crazy[/QUOTE] 2/3rds of facepunch isnt here. please leave a message after the beep.
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29267977]I think leading people on to Friday, telling them it was "next Tuesday" and "04/19/11" instead of the actual release date, releasing hints that the game was coming out on Friday, putting up this page, then having it only coming out an hour early with no help whatsoever even due to the extremely low amount of people actually caring enough to participate, is trolling no matter how you look at it.[/QUOTE] You're ignoring the fact that they can't anticipate how many people participate. And I feel like no matter what you post from now on, you'll still throw that part out, because it lets you go on about how Valve exists solely to 'lol troll'
"Emergency power systems are a type of system, which may include lighting, generators, fuel cells and other apparatus, to provide backup power resources in a crisis or when regular systems fail." - Wikipedia. Note it says "when regular systems fail." - I almost feel it might be worth giving the not playing idea a shot.
[QUOTE=Tigster;29268013]You're ignoring the fact that they can't anticipate how many people participate. And I feel like no matter what you post from now on, you'll still throw that part out, because it lets you go on about how Valve exists solely to 'lol troll'[/QUOTE] No because I'm a bit of a fanboy myself, I love Steam, and have never really been disappointed by anything they've done, and I still don't care too much about this, but they shouldn't have bothered throwing this game up for us to play if they were going to do anything. You can't anticipate but you can sure as hell take a few seconds and see how many people are actually participating in the thing. Hell, I can look at GlaDOS@Home right now, and in a few hours, and then at peak hours, and see that only a few thousand are playing, maybe 30 or 40,000 compared to the 2 million - 3 MILLION people on Steam, and throw the people trying a bone, but instead they sat back and watched. Anyways, rant over.
I'm giving up, whatever happens now I will get to play it tomorrow morning either way, and not any sooner. I still hope you guys will get it as early as possible though, but I'm beginning to doubt this is helping much.
Oh fuck yes, i got my P2 key today :dance: [img_thumb]http://f.braxupload.se/oywesi.png[/img_thumb] And it's fast too!
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29268063]No because I'm a bit of a fanboy myself, I love Steam, and have never really been disappointed by anything they've done, and I still don't care too much about this, but they shouldn't have bothered throwing this game up for us to play if they were going to do anything. You can't anticipate but you can sure as hell take a few seconds and see how many people are actually participating in the thing. Hell, I can look at GlaDOS@Home right now, and in a few hours, and then at peak hours, and see that only a few thousand are playing, maybe 30 or 40,000 compared to the 2 million - 3 MILLION people on Steam, and throw the people trying a bone, but instead they sat back and watched. Anyways, rant over.[/QUOTE] They've communicated through Jeep and Dougley. I think you're just mad because it didn't go the way YOU wanted. They aren't sitting in the office going "Haha, they suck" they are probably disappointed that their customer base didn't follow through on this like they'd hoped. If that's the case, why would they make it cake? They wanted it to be a challenge, just because we don't ace it doesn't mean they are assholes, so quit vilifying them.
[QUOTE=Tigster;29268113]They've communicated through Jeep and Dougley. I think you're just mad because it didn't go the way YOU wanted. They aren't sitting in the office going "Haha, they suck" they are probably disappointed that their customer base didn't follow through on this like they'd hoped. If that's the case, why would they make it cake? They wanted it to be a challenge, just because we don't ace it doesn't mean they are assholes, so quit vilifying them.[/QUOTE] They communicated through Jeep, and told us that Dougley was a troll, and he continued to troll the fanbase some more afterwards, getting them excited something was actually going to happen. Dougley was pretty much there to piss people off throughout the whole ARG. Even The Watcher said to stop listening to the guy.
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;29268076]Oh fuck yes, i got my P2 key today :dance:[/QUOTE] It seems we both ordered from G2PLAY, I just checked and my key arrived too. Thanks pal :h:
[QUOTE=joneleth;29267945]This whole f***ing ARG was a big joke. We won't even be at 85% at 9AM, 3 days after it began.[/QUOTE] Don't censor your own posts. Makes you look like a spanner.
making people stop playing isnt going to help...
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29268132]They communicated through Jeep, and told us that Dougley was a troll, and he continued to troll the fanbase some more afterwards, getting them excited something was actually going to happen. Dougley was pretty much there to piss people off throughout the whole ARG. Even The Watcher said to stop listening to the guy.[/QUOTE] So you admit Jeep was legit and fail to acknowledge anything else I said. Nice.
So the theory has been proved wrong? START UP EVERYTHING.
Amazing. I've been banned from the wiki. Good thing I have admins on my friend's list.
[QUOTE=Tigster;29268150]So you admit Jeep was legit and fail to acknowledge anything else I said. Nice.[/QUOTE] Not referring to it isn't failing to acknowledge. I completely understand, I'd hang my head in shame if only 1% of my user base did anything to help one of the games I'd hyped up to my greatest ever too. It didn't mean they had to make it so challenging. Even if they had, there was a supposed "cap" on CPUs, so that it was scheduled to go at a certain time either way we wanted it. The whole thing was another golden wrench fiasco.
I'm mostly holding out hope that the Auxilliary Power will just kick in at a predetermined time and the remaining stuff will be able to be completed super fast from that point.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;29268178]Heh Smashman changed the current focus thing and got permabanned on the wiki. Oh hi.[/QUOTE] This whole thing is falling apart :(
If they're not reading the proof, and being dicks. It falls on their heads if it's not going any faster.
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