Goddamnit. Tried entering that Pulse Phase chat, and the first thing i see is someone spamming spoilers.
[QUOTE=NotExactly;29250682]Is it me or has Toki Tori not moved in ages?[/QUOTE]
it'll be done in the next hour or two, no worries dude
[QUOTE=Gilboron;29250716]So, I know I've said before that the ARG would make an awesome movie, but I've refined the idea somewhat:
In the movie, the ARG is only Act 1, and is actually an elaborate trap set up by an AI created by accident at Valve. During the countdown - the current one - a group of people who were catalysts in the ARG get fed up and decide to go to the Valve offices to complain. When they arrive, they find the place abandoned, with a robotic voice speaking over the intercom:
[i]Tell them everything is fine.
Tell them you are one of them.
Tell them you breathe, and eat, and sleep.
Tell them you are normal.[/i]
When they exit the building confused, they slowly realize that everyone is gone; everyone but those involved in the "ARG". In Act 2, the AI is hunting them down, seeking to harvest those "advanced" enough to crack the ARG to boost his own intelligence - or something. I didn't think about Act 2 much, but in the end, only one of them manages to remain free. By now, every single speaker system in the world is broadcasting the message. Act 3 kicks off when our lone survivor finds his friends, held captive somewhere, and then I got distracted and really stopped thinking about the plot.
So yeah, the idea still isn't worked out, but admit that you'd go see the movie. Or at least the trailer.[/QUOTE]
This is made of win.
I'm scared to go anywhere on the internet for fear of spoilers. :tinfoil:
It was never *CONFIRMED* fake. But believe what you will, it doesn't really matter too much in the grand scheme of things.
[QUOTE=DrBreen;29250728]it'll be done in the next hour or two, no worries dude[/QUOTE]
We said that an hour or two ago.
[QUOTE=jordguitar;29250520]Horray! Portal 2 is done preloading![/QUOTE]
Mine too :)
[b]Do not go on the event log if you don't want spoilers.[/b]
[QUOTE=GetBent;29250743]I'm scared to go anywhere on the internet for fear of spoilers. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=NotExactly;29250682]Is it me or has Toki Tori not moved in ages?[/QUOTE]
Someone seems to say this ever 10 minutes in IRC. Check the graphs, it hasn't stopped:
[url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/game/38700[/url]
[QUOTE=triFeral;29250784]Don't go on the event log if you don't want spoilers. Fuck.[/QUOTE]
thanks for the warning. you would think the mods would redact that, why not?
First it was posts, then PMs now even thread titles are trying to spoil the game for me. What's next, usernames?!
I wish that they'd release it already /echo
Can someone give a brief description of what's going on now?
Fuck it, I'm tired of trying to avoid spoilers. I'm leaving Facepunch and staying offline on Steam until I play the game.
[QUOTE=http://;29250645]Errr sure, who would actually do that. Err I mean, can you please tell me the way to the Ford's theatre?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, sure, I know all about it.
Ah, I can't take it, I feel like I'm being hunted down by spoilers. I'm also tempted to spoil it now just to get it over with.
[QUOTE=imawerewol;29250724]Goddamnit. Tried entering that Pulse Phase chat, and the first thing i see is someone spamming spoilers.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the warning.
Portal 2 dies at the end
Btw that user with the special banner's name translates to "GLaDoS" in ASCII.
[QUOTE=naskoteen;29250889]Portal 2 dies at the end[/QUOTE]
So what happened to Portal 1?
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;29250910]So what happened to Portal 1?[/QUOTE]
He gets the girl and rides into the sunset.
[quote]Commandhat: GlaD re-entered, but as a guest
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: Hmmn?
Commandhat: Spamming this message
Commandhat: UG9ydGFsIDIgd2lsbCBiZSByZWxlYXNlZCBhdCBtaWRuaWdodCBQU1Qgb24gQXByaWwgMTl0aC4gVGhlIFBvdGF0byBTYWNrIGNvbnRhaW5zIENvZ3MgYW5kIEJhbGwu
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: what is it
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: base64
Commandhat: in the Pulse Phase Devs group chat
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: LOL
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: cogs and ball
Commandhat: Our next two targets, maybe
Commandhat: COuld be that Dougley is trying to poke us in the right direction
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: where did you find that message
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: oh
Jacob - Gift me Defense Grid?: I thought you were saying he meant "cocks and ball"
Commandhat: why would dougley poke you in the right direction with a dick
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V:v:V
I can imagine a meltdown after this.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;29250928]He gets the girl and rides into the sunset.[/QUOTE]
I thought he died of infection?
I must retire now but when I wake up I want to see Toki Tori and BIT.TRIP done guys so good luck.
meanwhile at valve
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