Multi Theft Auto: DayZ

[draugur]

Bayside, I fueled the truck by the docks, 3 out of four tires too. But I died when a trashbag glitched and beat me to death.

[eddy-tt-]

[QUOTE=draugur;40137940]Fucking desert eagle doesn't do damage, instead I managed to become forest gump and assemble my own wolf pack of zombies.[/QUOTE]

-- DAMAGE FOR WEAPONS
damageTable = {
    -- {"WEAPON NAME",DAMAGE},
    {"M4",3500},
    {"CZ 550",8000},
    {"Winchester 1866",4500},
    {"MP5A5",950},
    {"SPAZ-12 Combat Shotgun",2700},
    {"AK-47",3700},
    --{"Heat-Seeking RPG",0},
    --{"M136 Rocket Launcher",0},
    {"Lee Enfield",8000},
    {"Hunting Knife",2100},
    {"Hatchet",2500},
    {"M1911",1250},
    {"M9 SD",900},
    {"PDW",800},
    --{"TEC-9",889},
    {"Sawn-Off Shotgun",2000},
    {"Desert Eagle",2100},
    {"Grenade",18000},
    {"Baseball Bat",1200},
    {"Shovel",2000},
    {"Golf Club",1200},
}

It does do damage, its just slow and zombies have 6k blood each.

[draugur]

I've never scored a single kill with it, as if the gun just ignores the hit boxes or something, it's really odd.

[Mushroomhead]

I have some questions,it would be so helpful if anyone know. Thank you!

1. If you disconnect when your on a bicycle or in a car what will happen. Will you lose the vehicle?

2. How do you spray tags? Do you need a spray can or something?

3. When playing with my friend I walked up and it sayed something like "Admin Block" or something among those lines. I did a animation near him and my Bandit meter went up anyone know what that is?

[JakeAM]

Woop woop found a heli!

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Woop woop crashed a heli!

[nick_9_8]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40139184]Woop woop found a heli!

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Woop woop crashed a heli![/QUOTE]

Fate.

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Also, we need more sniper spawns. Much more, lets being the sniping element back into the game

[JakeAM]

At least I found the ninja place where people like to hide the heli ;)

Also there's a jeep for you nick at the end of the Golden Gate bridge.

[Gwandu]

whats the point if you can run faster than zombies and their are only ever like 2 at a time

[nick_9_8]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40139597]At least I found the ninja place where people like to hide the heli ;)

Also there's a jeep for you nick at the end of the Golden Gate bridge.[/QUOTE]

Yeah can't find it.

[JakeAM]

[QUOTE=Gwandu;40139898]whats the point if you can run faster than zombies and their are only ever like 2 at a time[/QUOTE]

Trust me when I say, they're generally harmless, but when you want shit that's near them or you're trying to PvP they are a pain in the banana split.

[nick_9_8]

Got the car, cheers.

Mate and I flipped it in about 20 minutes. Urgh.

[eddy-tt-]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40139597]At least I found the ninja place where people like to hide the heli ;)

Also there's a jeep for you nick at the end of the Golden Gate bridge.[/QUOTE]

[B]You fucking asshole I'm going to murder you and your children.[/B]

[EddieLTU]

we must take all helli's from untrusty ppl, they only use it to loot stuff from air
they looted my hill and all my cars parked in the desert gets stolen

[eddy-tt-]

How to land helis by Eddie:

1. Find a slope.
2. Land on it.
3. Get out.
4. Watch heli slide into ocean.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

[JakeAM]

[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;40141743][B]You fucking asshole I'm going to murder you and your children.[/B][/QUOTE]

To be fair that was a pretty obvious place to hide it. Has noone found it there before?

Also Nick, may I suggest driving safer? haha

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

So this gamemode is fun and all, but it just gets a bit boring after a while. More content would be swaguloso.

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Also rather than just hitting disagree, it would be more informative if you told me what you're disagreeing with.

[eddy-tt-]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40143517]To be fair that was a pretty obvious place to hide it. Has noone found it there before?[/QUOTE]

Hardly anyone goes up to that part, they all hang around the larger hill.
You're the first in over 72 hours to actually go check.

[JakeAM]

Holy cow, just found 5 patriots at the naval place in SF.

[TCB]

[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;40143180]How to land helis by Eddie:

1. Find a slope.
2. Land on it.
3. Get out.
4. Watch heli slide into ocean.
5. ?????
6. Profit.[/QUOTE]

How to land helis by TCB:

1. Get high as fuck.
2. Float over river to pick up friend.
3. Get out.
4. Watch heli fall into river.
5. ?????
6. Cry and get yelled at.

[eddy-tt-]

[QUOTE=Asaratha;40144517]how to be eddi tt:

1. drive bus into lake because you werent paying attention

2. crash helicopter into boat

3. do #2 again[/QUOTE]

Hey the bus didn't turn.
Boats don't agree with glue. :v:

[JakeAM]

I found a basic map, but does anyone have a more detailed map showing loot spawns, etc?

[eddy-tt-]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40145252]I found a basic map, but does anyone have a more detailed map showing loot spawns, etc?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1246208&p=39895237&viewfull=1#post39895237[/url]

It lacks a lot but its a start.

[JakeAM]

Where's a good place to get guns other than Area 51?

Also, to whoever saw me on the Sanchez at Area 51, I shat myself.

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Also, #YOLO.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tEHw34K.jpg[/img]

[EddieLTU]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40146198]Where's a good place to get guns other than Area 51?

Also, to whoever saw me on the Sanchez at Area 51, I shat myself.

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Also, #YOLO.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tEHw34K.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
i didn't saw ya. but i was with a khaki coloured sanchez, and i saw someone with army skin near big ear

welp, it seems we have to say goodbye to this thread version

[eddy-tt-]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;40146198]Also, #YOLO.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tEHw34K.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Hello my bike, hope you're treating it well.

[endorphinsam]

goodbye sweet prince. we await a new rival.