• Funny console commands to try on people
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Fucking orange box! :argh:
If you want to spam someone's console, cexec alias spam! "cvarlist; wait 10; spam!" cexec spam! Feel free to adjust the value after "wait" or even remove it altogether.
To fix that a little to really piss them off; cexec alias spam! "cvarlist; wait 10; say IAmFag; wait 10; spam!" cexec spam!
[del]And if you just want to mess with someone, cexec mat_show_ab_hdr_hudelement 1[/del] Doesn't work in TF2, apparently.
[QUOTE=Magman77;22208396]To fix that a little to really piss them off; cexec alias spam! "cvarlist; wait 10; say IAmFag; wait 10; spam!" cexec spam![/QUOTE] Fuck that is mean.
:razz:
cexec viewmodel_fov 140 Or some other large value. [editline]10:05PM[/editline] cexec m_mousespeed 20
My mousespeed is 45. :3: If you breath on it Gordon does doughnuts.
I go onto HL2DM and spawn zombies...Which make the whole thing crash
Bind w kill
ent_remove
My mousespeed is 3.
[QUOTE=shadow_006;22212195]ent_remove[/QUOTE] They're looking for cexec commands. Commands that they can make the clients [I]themselves[/I] use.
ent_fire !picker setbodygroup 5 :v:
bind mouse1 "say penis in my mouth"
-snip-
[QUOTE=NuckChorris;22217166]cexec alias fuckyou bind w quit;bind a quit; bind s quit;bind d quit; bind mouse1 quit;bind mouse2 quit cexec fuckyou[/QUOTE] that won't work
And it will suck.
bind mouse2 "kill" Do it on medics.
cexec exit
cexec bind e disconnect use it on l4d servers
cexec bind "mwheeldown" "disconnect; exit" [editline]11:21PM[/editline] as soon as they make one twitch
gravity_9999 :V: [editline]01:18PM[/editline] :v:
You guys have no idea how cexec works. It can't force the clients themselves to put in commands, it makes the server think they typed a command. So "cexec kill" or "cexec say lol" would work, but binds and changing settings won't work.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;23239034]Binds worked for me while I had my Left 4 Dead server.[/QUOTE] VALVe fixed it.
[QUOTE=E-102 Gamma;22208446]And if you just want to mess with someone, cexec mat_show_ab_hdr_hudelement 1[/QUOTE] What does this do?
cexec mat_fullbright 1 cexec addcond 0 cexec createhairball cexec mat picmip -40
cexec quit
bind all kill
[QUOTE=Impulse101;23248060]What does this do?[/QUOTE] Nothing, apparently. But it does this in just about any other Source engine game: [IMG]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7008/ep2outland010004.jpg[/IMG] My bad. :frown:
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