[QUOTE=Maruhai;36922179]Edmund is way more arousing.[/QUOTE]
Ed didnt ram a banana up his ass
Bought the retail version today because it was $9, the art book is really cool.
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;36918471]Actually, his lines are just Mom's lines reversed and pitch-downed[/QUOTE]
Only 2 are, which his initial spawn ("Isaac!") and his laughter between his forms. The rest are just random gibberish that sounds similar to the morphed Mom voices.
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Also I had the best run ever yesterday. First floor I found Mom's Knife in a treasure room and a Guardian Angel in a cursed room, followed by a horseman for a Cube of Meat. Second floor I found a Forever Alone fly in a cursed room, went to beat Steven for a Lil' Steve at the end of the level and scored a key to unlock the treasure room, which contained a Lil' Chubby. Third floor I got a key after clearing 2 rooms and the treasure room on that floor contained Distant Admiration. Couldn't find a cursed room though. Got Telepills which took me to I AM ERROR where I got 2 more familiars (Ghost Baby and whatever the red one is called, I can't remember offhand) and went down a floor. Treasure room up top but I couldn't open it, so I went to the left and found a room with 3 of those walking green-spitting things which opened a treasure vault and inside was Ultra Pride. Took me down to half a heart (I had 2 and a half before going in) but I won and got the Left Hand trinket, along with a couple of full-hearts which brought me back up to full health. And then I died because I forgot to take out the green-shooting guys who took me back down 2 hearts before I killed them, leaving me with half a heart which The Fallen murdered me for.
I died, but I unlocked the Left Hand trinket, Lil' Steven and got an I AM ERROR room for the first time since I stopped playing about a week after I grabbing BoI in the Humble Bundle.
Got to Sheol for the first time. Would have won, probs, but I had that mushroom that made you small and made you take more damage. I decided to go in an extra room to try and recharge my Crystal Ball, hoping to maybe get a Soul Heart or a good card.
That room had double-Greed and an Evil Twin.
Fuck me. I died
So today I was like "hey let's play Isaac because I still need to beat Sheol with Samson".
Basement 2, Nun's Habit
Caves 1, Transdecense
Caves 2, Book of Revelations
gg
Then on top of that when I went to the chest, first chest had Mom's Knife.
So, today I was going so fast that I accidentally jumped into the level below, skipping an angel room. I subsequently proceeded to hit every single spike there was in the whole game, because even a slight tap would make me teleport across the fucking room. Goddamn Sanics ruining my runs, I got all the speed up items and speed up pills that were possible.
Next run I couldn't find any single key. I had to skip 3 treasure rooms because I couldn't find ONE SINGLE GODDAMN KEY in 3 fucking floors. Ragequit at the 4th floor when there was a locked treasure room and 5 fucking golden locked chests, two of which were in the same room. Fuck that.
On an unrelated note, Judas is OP and Brimstone sucks.
are you fucking kidding me.
I tryed the Meat 4 Evar challenge. It all went well until I went to the 3rd floor.
From previous rooms I was down to 1 heart. Then, this fucker happened.
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120622034302/bindingofisaac/images/5/53/Ultra-Pride.jpg[/img]
I was like, OH SHIT, then I remembered that I had the High Priestess. I used that card and Mom ghetto stomped the big, green one. (thanks mum)
Only the white familiar was left, which Meat Boy killed for me in 2 seconds.
Then the Left Hand has appeared thing popped up, then out of fucking no where, the white familiar's last psychic shot did a fucking 360 no scope and killed me.
Wow, that's some crap luck.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;36929894]the white familiar's last psychic shot did a fucking 360 no scope and killed me.[/QUOTE]
There was this 1337 n0sc0p3 binding of isaac video with seizure inducing lights and earraping music I'd reply you with, but I can't find it anymore.
[img]http://uppix.net/8/0/f/8f629573d47738d76c47bbc2750b6.png[/img]
I don't even know why I wasted an entire afternoon on this. :v:
If there was ever a BoI/TF2 cross-promo, which there will probably NEVER be, that'd probably one of the items.
[QUOTE=ironman17;36930590]If there was ever a BoI/TF2 cross-promo, which there will probably NEVER be, that'd probably one of the items.[/QUOTE]
It's probably going to be fetus in a jar [sp]as a sandvich replacement for Heavy[/sp]
[QUOTE=Zac;36911820]Is it me? Or is it impossible to use the steam overlay in game, it just doesnt work.[/QUOTE]
That's because it's a flash game. Steam overlay doesn't have any compatibility with flash games unfortunately, but understandably.
Did you think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers when you thought of that, or did you think of that one weird fanfic in which Heavy ends up as the host of some sort of alien baby?
Beat mom for the first time
hghgdreng
What the fuck was edmund thinking when he made the Mask of Infamy?
"I should make a boss that can only be hurt from behind, moves fast AND turns 180 degrees! And if they didn't get a piercing weapon or explosive weapon, fuck them! :D"
I fucking hate that mask so MUCH.
Angry pageking.
Have a box
[IMG]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5272/manpeekingoutofmovingbo.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;36931391]What the fuck was edmund thinking when he made the Mask of Infamy?
"I should make a boss that can only be hurt from behind, moves fast AND turns 180 degrees! And if they didn't get a piercing weapon or explosive weapon, fuck them! :D"
I fucking hate that mask so MUCH.
Angry pageking.
Have a box
[IMG]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5272/manpeekingoutofmovingbo.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It wasn't too bad until they updated Knight AI apparently.
All the enemies with the "I'm invincible from the front!" are annoying as fuck now.
Almost as bad as those greed heads everywhere.
[QUOTE=ironman17;36930967]Did you think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers when you thought of that, or did you think of that one weird fanfic in which Heavy ends up as the host of some sort of alien baby?[/QUOTE]
Actually it was a poorly attempted "communists eat babies" joke.
Also I just started a game with Magdalene and got a Nun's habit from the first beggar and a Poison touch from a lust on the second level, so basically everything I touch dies and the damage they do to me I recover with Yum Heart.
I'm now in Catacombs 1 and got from the treasure room a Luck foot and from the spike room a Brimstone, and I'm currently with 7 hearts.
This is looking extremely good.
Protip: to defeat greed heads don't move and just shoot. They can't hit you. If they're going to touch you, just move straight away from them. If you're surrounded, then LOL.
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/wU3qv.png[/img]
JUST LOOK AT THIS
JESUS
I'm afraid to go onwards.
[QUOTE=lapsus_;36930197]There was this 1337 n0sc0p3 binding of isaac video with seizure inducing lights and earraping music I'd reply you with, but I can't find it anymore.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZOmqMPl48[/media]
This one?
remember the godly run I was having a minute ago? I didn't know that dead cat reduces my 9 hearts to
ONE
FUCKING
HEART
Fuck me. At least I unlocked guppy's hairball.
Welp, that's how the kitty crumbles. Nonetheless it'd be cool to have a Guppy Challenge Run.
[QUOTE=ironman17;36932119]Welp, that's how the kitty crumbles. Nonetheless it'd be cool to have a Guppy Challenge Run.[/QUOTE]
9 Lives is pretty much that if you get one more Guppy item. I'm pretty sure I did 9 Lives in one go, got loads of HP ups and Guppy's Tail from the curse room on the second floor.
The challenge could be unlocked when you first turn into Guppy, so you could have a Guppy challenge run on-demand as a reward for becoming Hell's richest cat.
I got Brimstone, but I can't fire at ALL. Help please.
Never mind, I have the fucking slowest RoF known to man.
[QUOTE=gottifour;36932865]I got Brimstone, but I can't fire at ALL. Help please.[/QUOTE]
You have to charge the shot. When the head turns red, release.
[QUOTE=gottifour;36932865]I got Brimstone, but I can't fire at ALL. Help please.[/QUOTE]
Are you tapping the fire button or holding it down?
[img]http://uppix.net/5/e/5/d03af86f524bea74762e11dd414fe.png[/img]
I'm so modeling that tomorrow. It fits Heavy so well. Mom and Heavy are both relatively overweight and seen as gigantic by others, and both hear voices telling them to kill people. :v:
also
[img]http://uppix.net/a/c/8/3648aa6691c7070acb0987771131c.png[/img]
This should be fairly easy.
I know no one gives a damn, but still, I have to document this run. So yeah, found the nun's habit + poison touch on the first two floors with magdalene with me resulting in instant death to anyone who dares to touch the goddamn sacred nun, me recovering everytime with yum's heart yadda yadda.
Third floor comes and I find brimstone in a red chest and luck foot. By the time the fifth floor comes I have 7 hearts and a meat cube. Later on I get into a devil room and accidentally a dead cat, resulting in 1hp and me being fucking useless. For some reason I transformed in a flying cat but whatever. I still use this situation to scam the FUCK out of satan abusing the dead cat, as long as I don't get hit I'm fine since they now die whenever I look at anything.
Got into an arcade and got a dollar. This becomes useful when I manage to find a safety cap and find a portable slot machine in a shop. Mashed the space button for what probably was a day or two, resulting in so many stat up peellz that would have made Louis so happy he'd be dying of heart attack twice a minute forever. Also 3 flies.
Anyway, at this point I'm an unholy godlike, 9hp untouchable flying cat demigod with shields up the ass, teleporting left and right with my MAXIMUM SPEED, being held back only by the charge time of brimstone but with brother bobby throwing flies left and right like they were advertising flyers and lv2 meat cube providing support fire AND additional shielding.
Needless to say, I got mama's boy achievement without even trying. Satan died in a minute, he managed to stomp me out of surprise but not even the evil fucking lord of hell itself managed to scratch me.
Good lord this was a good run.
I FUCKING BEAT MOM AND MOMS HEART HOLY SHIT HOW WHAT
[QUOTE=gottifour;36933396]I FUCKING BEAT MOM AND MOMS HEART HOLY SHIT HOW WHAT[/QUOTE]
Do it 9 times then beat the other 3 final bosses
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