Space Station 13 v9 - Guide to Grief - Games

[QUOTE=Slacker996;39942347][IMG]http://puu.sh/2j6RS[/IMG][/QUOTE] I would given you a operating table and tools for you to do this if you prayed to me :v:

I think every server should have a disclaimer before you begin to play. Like the changelog some have. It should read something like; "I, the player, hereby accept the fact that 'Space Station 13' is an online virtual game. That the events and characters I experience during my time aboard the station in no way reflect anything or one person from the 'real world'. I understand that during my play I may be exposed to but not limited to; 'Robusting, Griefing, Racism, torture, psychological abuse, physical rape, genetic and scientific experimentation, clown abuse, genocide, admin abuse, Security abuse, and Assistant abuse." By accepting and continuing to play I hereby swear not to bitch about and become offended by the actions of others, including my own."

[QUOTE=Keys;39946495]I think every server should have a disclaimer before you begin to play. Like the changelog some have. It sound read something like; "I, the player, hereby accept the fact that 'Space Station 13' is an online virtual game. That the events and characters I experience during my time aboard the station in no way reflect anything or one person from the 'real world'. I understand that during my play I may be exposed to but not limited to; 'Robusting, Griefing, Racism, torture, psychological abuse, physical rape, genetic and scientific experimentation, clown abuse, genocide, admin abuse, Security abuse, and Assistant abuse." By accepting and continuing to play I hereby swear not to bitch about and become offended by the actions of others, including my own."[/QUOTE] should i ever find myself coding for a server again i'll add this bookmarked

be a borg synd member hacks me get turned into ai kill everyone daigurren + Thomas Denilo forever

So, what can you do with the Cavity Implant surgery? Is it possible to make people walking lights/ticking timebombs/plasma leaking abominations? or is there far greater possibilities?

[QUOTE=Fury McFlurry;39947673]So, what can you do with the Cavity Implant surgery? Is it possible to make people walking lights/ticking timebombs/plasma leaking abominations? or is there far greater possibilities?[/QUOTE] I found a bug that lets you put other people in them (dosent matter if alive or not)

Can you put singularity beacon in people?

[QUOTE=Griffster26;39947805]Can you put singularity beacon in people?[/QUOTE] Seeing that you can't pick it up, no.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;39948275]Seeing that you can't pick it up, no.[/QUOTE] Awww. That would be great though.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;39948390]Awww. That would be great though.[/QUOTE] God, can you imagine? Minding your own business as captain, had a bad case of appendicitis, but your crack medical staff got the bastard out while you were in a nice comfortable nap, all of a sudden, singularity is loose, heading straight up engineering towards the bridge. You make the call to order for the shuttle, and make your way towards the escape arm, but, alas! The singularity has changed course after hitting the bridge, it's coming right for you! Making another smart decision, you ditch the poor bastards and head to security, soon hearing that the escape arm has been eaten up, but you have survived, due to your amazing survival skills! As you stand in the escape pod, you see something, the courtroom, being eaten up... By the god damn singularity. You take no more chances and rush to the some how still intact E.V.A. storage area, get yourself a suit, and jump into space near the arrival section, far away from that pesky singularity, until, you see it approaching, and it hits you. That beeping in your stomach? Not some bizarre flu, but a homing beacon, drawing the destructive hole towards you. As you get sucked into the black hole that's been stalking you, you hear your medical staff send one final message as they bunker down in the medbay, a nice, hearty, laugh.

So, do any non-supersrs bay servers still exist, or is everything pretty much tg and goonbased?

tg and goon are the only playable servers right now

What server are y'all playing on?

I always play on /tg/

As medical doctor i was named Hannibal Lecter and i decided to make surgeries on human husks for fun, Well fun until i accidently put the hemostat inside some guys chest and i couldn't get it out anymore.

Just had a fat lan party, with like nine people in a room on computers playing space station 13. We were all rolling together and nobody could fuck with us.

Yogstation is a fucking joke. Just got permabanned for the word "faggot". A bartender stole my violin and I said "Give me back my violin you shitlord faggot". I go to their unban appeal forums and its full of people getting banned for the word "faggot". And none of them were in context of bigotry. Its not like people are running around saying "I fucking hate gay faggots". Their zero tolerance policy is like the violence policy at public schools.

[IMG]http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/1236/bluepride.png[/IMG] Cold Resistance is a hell of a thing.

[QUOTE=ChronicBuds;39950005]Just had a fat lan party, with like nine people in a room on computers playing space station 13. We were all rolling together and nobody could fuck with us.[/QUOTE] That's like, ultrametagaymen.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;39951158]That's like, ultrametagaymen.[/QUOTE] let's make out

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;39947649]daigurren + Thomas Denilo forever[/QUOTE] Thomas Denilo is a bro.

Is it just me, or the CMO is usually the biggest (tiny?) prick out of all heads?

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;39957047]Is it just me, or the CMO is usually the biggest (tiny?) prick out of all heads?[/QUOTE] medical department is [i]commonly[/i] played by people who roleplay a lot people who roleplay are [i]commonly[/i] massive fucking pricks the second they get some form of power

Jane-Luc Price is such a cunt

Wait, she's still around?

last time i saw her was on tgstation as an admin

[QUOTE=Slacker996;39958523]last time i saw her was on tgstation as an admin[/QUOTE] Oh no. Oh noooooo.

[QUOTE=manian112;39948923]What server are y'all playing on?[/QUOTE] Nox Masterrace

so, I can finally play this again for all of 3 weeks, any good server recommendations?

[QUOTE=S'Arais;39958744]Nox Masterrace[/QUOTE] please, no. [QUOTE=Pokey McFork;39958758]so, I can finally play this again for all of 3 weeks, any good server recommendations?[/QUOTE] /TG/ is still your best bet AFAIK.