[QUOTE=elowin;39958830]please, no.
/TG/[/QUOTE]
Alright then what do you pl-
PFFT
[QUOTE=S'Arais;39958848]Alright then what do you pl-
PFFT[/QUOTE]
pls, I got banned from Nox without questioning for murdering an admin captain using his own adminspawned m1911 after he and some other heads killed one of my bros.
Dunno about you but that just screams shitty admins to me.
also I don't play on /TG/ myself but it's pretty much the best choice for someone who is unsure where to go.
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Right, I understand.
I've never had any problems playing on /tg, to be honest. I think the admins there are a lot more laid back compared to other servers.
Or they are fun themselves, as I've gotten away with a whole bunch of perma-bannable shit on there as the clown and mime.
[QUOTE=BadderSanta;39960824]I've never had any problems playing on /tg, to be honest. I think the admins there are a lot more laid back compared to other servers.
Or they are fun themselves, as I've gotten away with a whole bunch of perma-bannable shit on there as the clown and mime.[/QUOTE]
Most of the /tg/ admins operate on a similar basis to goons, with a "genuinely funny stuff is acceptable as long as you don't push it" style. Sure they're a bit stricter than goon, but I have to say that I really like /tg/. You're really only going to be banned if you're a total dick or ruin everyones fun from what I've seen.
[editline]18th March 2013[/editline]
I'm an unrobust wuss who never does anything interesting, though.
whoever is named chime needs to die irl
Just got banned from Centration station for no reason by Croke. was just a simple day as chef Excellence and then got banned for "griefing"
Croke32 daybanned me on Centration Station when I was giving him vodka and not the whiskey he ordered. What a loser.
Terrible video gaming administration... I stopped a fight peacefully on Space Centration 13 and I got banned for "Griefing" by Croke32. With further analysis I found out that he banned me for my skin color (Im black/asian mix) and disagreeing on his opinion against human rights.
Nice one Croke, ban half of the server while you are at it.
Haven't seen croke do anything bad yet
[QUOTE=Darkne55;39962972]whoever is named chime needs to die irl[/QUOTE]
The QM in the story I posted two pages ago was called Chime.
He was a faggot.
[QUOTE=elowin;39968959]The QM in the story I posted two pages ago was called Chime.
He was a faggot.[/QUOTE]
Chime is a ticking time bomb when it comes to playing; the people involved don't just lose, everyone playing loses. Whats that? Chime got their backpack stolen by the Clown? Chances are Chime, the Clown, Ian and three unrelated people will end up complaining in deadchat because of the events that resulted.
This took way too long to make.
[video=youtube;nuqC78Qvgmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuqC78Qvgmo[/video]
I (Whiteytighty Jameson) brutally murdered Jane-Luc Price. She was HoS. She had made me wanted among other things and I made her ugly with my stunbaton. It was cool.
[QUOTE=Slacker996;39975279]I (Whiteytighty Jameson) brutally murdered Jane-Luc Price. She was HoS. She had made me wanted among other things and I made her ugly with my stunbaton. It was cool.[/QUOTE]
I murdered 7 people as the mysterious unknown assistant with floor tiles. almost killed a wizard as well.
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My friend and I paid a visit to Hypatia station to learn how to hack doors.
After gathering all the tools we needed (crowbar,screwdriver,wirecutters) pretty easily we set out on our task. After the second attempt I knew that the green and gold wires were the primary and backup power and we were in like flinn.
Broke into just about every department in the station undetected while making periodic stops to the medbay for electrical burns. The same doctor treated me like every time and I just told him that someone kept electrifying doors or trapping me and he believed it.
Then we decided to break into engineering and atmospherics. Atmos was pretty boring because we have no idea how to do anything, but we stole a bunch of cool stuff from engineering (insulated gloves and gadgets). My friend accidentally screwed up on the wirecutting part and got shocked in the head really badly, so it was sort of like mission impossible where I was prying open doors and replacing keypad covers as quickly as possible while she was dying really quickly.
Get to medbay JUST in the nick of time where the same doctor that had been helping us grabs her, throws her on a gurney and puts her in one of those green tubes.
Then I decided to go to security and yell at a robot that there was someone marauding around in the maintenance hallways near engineering to see how that would snowball. Apparently according to one of my other friends, they sent like 1/3 of the security team to patrol the maintenance hallways for the next half hour, over the course of which they killed three naked men huddling in a corner and discovered our handiwork. It was cool having the AI state over the intercom that there were "Signs of a [I]skilled[/I] break in in Engineering" When it was literally our first time trying it out.
I'm damn quick with that now, once I figure out the wires I can get into any door in like 5 seconds tops.
[QUOTE=Framperton;39979526]My friend and I paid a visit to Hypatia station to learn how to hack doors.
After gathering all the tools we needed (crowbar,screwdriver,wirecutters) pretty easily we set out on our task. After the second attempt I knew that the green and gold wires were the primary and backup power and we were in like flinn.
Broke into just about every department in the station undetected while making periodic stops to the medbay for electrical burns. The same doctor treated me like every time and I just told him that someone kept electrifying doors or trapping me and he believed it.
Then we decided to break into engineering and atmospherics. Atmos was pretty boring because we have no idea how to do anything, but we stole a bunch of cool stuff from engineering (insulated gloves and gadgets). My friend accidentally screwed up on the wirecutting part and got shocked in the head really badly, so it was sort of like mission impossible where I was prying open doors and replacing keypad covers as quickly as possible while she was dying really quickly.
Get to medbay JUST in the nick of time where the same doctor that had been helping us grabs her, throws her on a gurney and puts her in one of those green tubes.
Then I decided to go to security and yell at a robot that there was someone marauding around in the maintenance hallways near engineering to see how that would snowball. Apparently according to one of my other friends, they sent like 1/3 of the security team to patrol the maintenance hallways for the next half hour, over the course of which they killed three naked men huddling in a corner and discovered our handiwork. It was cool having the AI state over the intercom that there were "Signs of a [I]skilled[/I] break in in Engineering" When it was literally our first time trying it out.
I'm damn quick with that now, once I figure out the wires I can get into any door in like 5 seconds tops.[/QUOTE]
I prefer the ripley approach to opening locked doors.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;39980848]I prefer the ripley approach to opening locked doors.[/QUOTE]
That requires that you actually have a Ripley though.
Assistants usually don't have Ripleys.
[QUOTE=elowin;39981707]That requires that you actually have a Ripley though.
Assistants usually don't have Ripleys.[/QUOTE]
Then you are not a true assistant
[QUOTE=soderholm13;39981765]Then you are not a true assistant[/QUOTE]
that's just not nice.
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I got my very first fan
I just won a round as a Traitor Librarian. I had to steal an AI and escape. I spawned an Emagger and a para pen. I stocked the Library with porn and reference books and set out upon my task. I took off my Librarian jumpsuit because that is suspicious. I went to the Holodeck and set it on fire for a distraction. I then got a gray jumpsuit and a cap to look like an assistant.
Eventually while skulking around the AI upload, the Singularity got loose and the shuttle was called. I Emagged into the bridge and stole the Intelicard. I then decided "Fuck it" and ran into the AI upload. I kept getting shot by the turrets repeatedly. Eventually the CMO came in and got stunned too. Then the Singularity came and destroyed the turrets and pulled the door aside allowing the CMO and I to enter. The AI was reluctant at first to let me card it but it decided that it was better to escape. I had to reveal to the CMO that I was a traitor to allow me to spawn some C4 with the last of my crystals and blow a hole into the bridge.
The CMO let me out and ran towards the shuttle. The AI told me to go to the pods but there was some Unknown guy stunning everyone in the pods. There was an officer too but he kept getting stunned too. Eventually the pods launch with the officer, the unknown guy, a random lady and me. The officer then gets the upper hand and orders me to open the door. When I open the door the lady fell out and the officer threw the guy into space. The pod arrived without anymore incidents and everyone congratulated me on actually winning as the librarian.
All in all that was the greatest round of traitor I have played.
It's funny- I've played as Chaplain, Botanist, Chef, all the civvie jobs, but Librarian never seems to be open despite being jokingly referred to as the worst job. I just wanna write some history books. D:
Librarian is the worst job unless you want to be a reporter because you get a free camera, film cartridge, and no one cares if you make a dash for the other film cartridges in Art Storage.
Better yet, paste the entire mein kamf into a book, print tons of them, and distribute them all while wearing a black jumpsuit as a bald guy with a goatee.
I did that once. The chaplain took advantage of it and started a neo-nazi cult, complete with swastica grafitti everywhere.
I also tried to organize a mass non-kosher book burning, but I couldn't aquire any thermite or other means of burning a pile of erp books
[QUOTE=Fuzzwaddle;39985372]Librarian is the worst job unless you want to be a reporter because you get a free camera, film cartridge, and no one cares if you make a dash for the other film cartridges in Art Storage.[/QUOTE]
Also this, I wanna start Yellow-Letter journalism and make incredibly sensationalist articles to incite panic among the crew.
The admin of nox had a thing where the first person to speak in OOC got wizard as part of a contest. He enabled it I won. So then I picked hulk, fireball, and jaunt and proceeded to destroy the station. Nobody was a match for me. I had a regeneration bead, which brought me back from crit once. I discovered that fireball gibs dead bodies if they are over a badly damaged plate tile or over a space tile. Since it also knocks out people, deafens them, creates hull breaches, and breaks machinery, all while being robeless, I figure it is better than every other spell combined. I fight through the station, killing the captain and the head of security and god knows how many other chucklefucks until I encounter an ultimate showdown of sorts. Here's how it went down. I was in the escape hallway, and he was in the library, and we were exchanging shots constantly. The glass kept me from getting in range of knocking him over with my hulk punch and would have blocked my fireball, and he had a riot shield anyway so even if I got into melee range, I couldn't knock him over. My eye beams were unlimited but so was his advanced laser gun. This man was more robust than quite litterally the entire rest of the station combined.
He was my ultimate downfall.
He wore the suit of heroes. The suit of legendary robust slayers who bring stations to their knees and then tear them apart after they beg for mercy.
I managed to enhance the picture I took in game using techniques I learned on CSI.
Here is my killer, hero of the station
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