[QUOTE=AtomiCasd;40021137]reporting in[/QUOTE]
shittiest admin in existence.
I bet an assistant could do a better job.
[QUOTE=SHOH;40021690]shittiest admin in existence.
I bet an assistant could do a better job.[/QUOTE]
why are you so hard on assistants, they've had extensive training
I can't make bombs for a living. Bleh.
[QUOTE=Onule;40022117]I can't make bombs for a living. Bleh.[/QUOTE]
But can you build a living bomb?
[QUOTE=BadderSanta;40022221]But can you build a living bomb?[/QUOTE]
If I knew how to make a bomb, I would make the clown a living bomb.
[QUOTE=Onule;40022257]If I knew how to make a bomb, I would make the clown a living bomb.[/QUOTE]
Are banana grenades edible?
[QUOTE=Onule;40022257]If I knew how to make a bomb, I would make the clown a living bomb.[/QUOTE]
1. Kidnap the clown.
2. Perform a cavity implant on said clown. ( [url]http://wiki.nanotrasen.com/index.php?title=Surgery#Cavity_Implant[/url] )
3. Insert bomb into clown cavity.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
[QUOTE=Giacomand;40022684]1. Kidnap the clown.
2. Perform a cavity implant on said clown. ( [url]http://wiki.nanotrasen.com/index.php?title=Surgery#Cavity_Implant[/url] )
3. Insert bomb into clown cavity.
4. ????
5. PROFIT![/QUOTE]
If you got a silver tongue you might even be able to get the clown to do it willingly.
[QUOTE=elowin;40022766]If you got a silver tongue you might even be able to get the clown to do it willingly.[/QUOTE]
Cant be that hard can it.
[QUOTE=elowin;40022766]If you got a silver tongue you might even be able to get the clown to do it willingly.[/QUOTE]
Any decent clown would probably accept immediately.
I wonder, if you put a horn into their chest, would punching their chest make them honk?
Played a round on Facepunch Station. Was assistant and had to leave for 5 minutes so I hid in an O2 locker. When I come back I jump out of the locker, I had no idea what happened so I just walked in the hall to see. Beepsky flashed me, got handcuffed, brigs took me to the cells. Still shocked by the violence of the arrest when suddenly a wild medic appeared with a claymore. I also appeared to not wear my jumpsuit anymore but instead a kilt and a red beret. My face is instantly sliced in half while the medic screams "There can be only one !". Turns out the admin turned everybody into a traitor with a longsword.
Also: "OOC: Tomtoot: FUCKING FAIL TRAITORS SHIT NOOB"
Is there a way to make poison berries into jelly, and that said, is there a way to put that jelly into a premade pie?
[QUOTE=Framperton;40024426]Is there a way to make poison berries into jelly, and that said, is there a way to put that jelly into a premade pie?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure at all, but you could try juicing them.
As for getting them in food, you can just syringe it inside, if you have a syringe that is.
Chemist put space lube all over the escape wing on nox
around 30 people were slipping all over the place and the shuttle doors were welded
shuttle was about to leave in around 5 seconds and 90% of the people were down due to slipping on lube
I had a bag of holding
There was a bag of holding on the ground
I didn't slip
Being the true hero I am, I freed so many people from the chemist's wrath and saved the world but as you know no good deed goes unpunished so I got banned for a week
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kommodore;40020031]The other day on /tg/ a mime gave me all access and I had a kickin' rad time hoarding awesome shit from sec lockers and EVA. I wandered around maint for a while until I reached what I think was medbay. I wasn't set on destroying anything but I immediately got stunned and thrown into a glass chamber.
I'm not 100% on SS13 yet so all I can say was that there was a man-sized spider and and a monkey in the chamber. Not waiting around, I beat both to death and exclaimed that there had been a huge misunderstanding.
The folks outside the window accused me of being a wizard, on the grounds that I was hiding my face under a helmet, while the chamber flooded with some sort of gas. Again, not waiting to find out what it was I started bashing the glass in. If I was gonna die I decided to take the bastards with me. I was probably one swing away from letting the gas out of the chamber and into whatever lab I was in (and possibly the rest of the station?) before I passed out and died.
Next time I'm assistant I'm just gonna hide in the dorms.[/QUOTE]
I would consider this a rousing success for an assistant
Smh@Centration. People keep getting caught in my infinite loop of disposals, and Vagax just starts teleporting them out of it.
I remember one time I was the Clown on Liberty Station and I named myself, 'The Space Queen', went to the HoP and demanded and All Access ID for 'Space Queen Duties'. It worked and I went wherever I wanted and no one tried to stop me, then when Revs started going nuts I grabbed some guns and went Bruce-Lee on all their asses.
So i made a comic that represents my time as admin on ss13 so far.
[img]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9550/20130324231614.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=WarRage333;40027269]So i made a comic that represents my time as admin on ss13 so far.
[img]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9550/20130324231614.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I get it.
The admins are the babies in the last panel.
[QUOTE=Dead snipe;39749281]holy shit
i miss that
but it's not old enough, it has power so it must have been persh/goon version or something[/QUOTE]
That version is older than the base version I forked off of.
Even though I've only played for a day I love this game, even if I don't fully understand it, and some roles seem to be useless but it's still amazing to me!
But what's this about a new SpaceStation13? Or it being redone on a new engine?
[QUOTE=jrj996;40028175]Even though I've only played for a day I love this game, even if I don't fully understand it, and some roles seem to be useless but it's still amazing to me!
But what's this about a new SpaceStation13? Or it being redone on a new engine?[/QUOTE]
No role is useless, you just need to know how to use it.
Being a clown is a easy way to get all access from silly HoPs and people who can't watch out for banana peels, for example.
So I won my King of the Ring match on /tg/ station in the Thunderdome (a 1v1 tournament for the title of most robust on the station). Onto the next bracket.
[QUOTE=jrj996;40028175]Even though I've only played for a day I love this game, even if I don't fully understand it, and some roles seem to be useless but it's still amazing to me!
But what's this about a new SpaceStation13? Or it being redone on a new engine?[/QUOTE]
A team of devs from the current SS13 have been working on this as a side project for a while.
[url]http://spacestation13.com/?cat=4[/url]
Tried to play this game, got assaulted by clowns the second I started playing.
I also like how a fake moustache works as a breathing mask
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2nu75[/IMG]
Lawligagger was Syndicate Skelleton (survived)
I once joined centration station and instantly took the first thing I saw - a jetpack.
got admin-killed by veger for taking it and he hid my body in a locker
I played my first round as Syndicate borg. Holy shit, that was so much fun.
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