Was browsing the goon wiki out of boredom.
Then I saw the chef's supplementary video.
[video=youtube;XUJydOCyReA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUJydOCyReA[/video]
:v:
[QUOTE=Shizune;40103398]Was browsing the goon wiki out of boredom.
Then I saw the chef's supplementary video.
[video=youtube;XUJydOCyReA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUJydOCyReA[/video]
:v:[/QUOTE]
The Barman's supplementary video will always be my favorite.
[video=youtube;T9MuEA2eF8c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c[/video]
[QUOTE=Someone4956;40102528]Why is it that admins almost have a neurotic tendency to fuck with every round ever forever and so on.
I mean fuck once in a while I actually want to play instead of LOL ALIUMS LOL NINJA LOL ZOMBIES LOL <X> EVENT THAT ALWAYS GOES WRONG
[editline]30th March 2013[/editline]
So apparently Yogstation decided to an event round even though we had an alien round the round before last. So they waste EVERYONE's time just to do an emulation of FTL.
Then the admins exhibit the faggotry by claiming they were doing that shit before FTL was even made.[/QUOTE]
so much this
It should be mandatory to premeditate every adminbus you do unless it's very small scale and/or subtle.
people who make events 24/7 aren't admins/witty funny game masters xDDD, they're kids enjoying their personal sandbox
a well placed virology fuckup is always hilarious because everyone is too retarded to cure a virus
that and the rule of funny applies, a shitload of infected people will try to infect others for the hilarity of it
[QUOTE=Dead snipe;40105237]a well placed virology fuckup is always hilarious because everyone is too retarded to cure a virus
that and the rule of funny applies, a shitload of infected people will try to infect others for the hilarity of it[/QUOTE]
It's even funny from the medbay's perspective. Halfway through dispensing a vaccine, you'll notice the virologists are all missing the CMO's gone out for a "business meeting".
[QUOTE=Dead snipe;40105237]a well placed virology fuckup is always hilarious because everyone is too retarded to cure a virus
that and the rule of funny applies, a shitload of infected people will try to infect others for the hilarity of it[/QUOTE]
I sometimes make it my goal to get in and get all the diseases they developed, then spread it to the entire station. Best griffing ever.
Can Appendicitis kill you? I'm in a situation where the only person wanting to remove my appendix is the clown. Which doesn't seem clever.
Yes. Yes it can.
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;40105740]I sometimes make it my goal to get in and get all the diseases they developed, then spread it to the entire station. Best griffing ever.[/QUOTE]
Done that
Too bad mixing them is bugged, so I had to inject them one by one
Died before I even got to GBS (real GBS for that matter), I still had rhumba beat in me though, AI spotted my corpse, queue entire station dead in 5 minutes
I remember this one time where me and my buddy where intending to gather resources from mining and create our own station. My friend felt lonely out here on the mining asteroid, so he prayed for another friend. We got sent an alien.
we hugged it
Then it ran away, threw another miner into space, but left us alone.
Man, I'm having more fun playing Assistant than I have any other role. It's just so satisfying fucking everyone over, when they think you are a "useless greyshirt".
Does the Obsidian Crown do anything at all?
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;40102335][img]http://puu.sh/2r2Gc[/img][/QUOTE]
It's occurring to me now that they really should add the ability to build drink-dispensers, chem-dispensers, and microwaves so you can construct stalls and easy-to-access eateries and chem-labs if nobody is bothering to show up at the main one.
Join Gibbed, go to botany to learn goon stuff, other botanist kind enough to grow george melons.
HoP comes to say hello and arm up.
Guy runs in, we have 1 second of reaction time before he goes allahu ackbar and kills everyone in the room. Syndie comes in, shoots the HoP some more, grabs the disk, runs off.
Normal day in ss13 :v:
[QUOTE=MrDestroyer;40101443]I know how to spawn floors and walls but I want to learn how to make power, spawns, etc. It's also telling me that I don't have access to declare ready or something like that when I'm trying to test it.[/QUOTE]
all of that shit is usually under other menus
I forget where the spawns are, but do NOT try to make a new station when you first start.
Go look at already existing stations, for example, the most recent /tg/ map.
That way you can learn from the stuff they placed, right click them and find the path they're in, shit like that.
[QUOTE=mecaguy03;40107808]I remember this one time where me and my buddy where intending to gather resources from mining and create our own station. My friend felt lonely out here on the mining asteroid, so he prayed for another friend. We got sent an alien.
we hugged it
Then it ran away, threw another miner into space, but left us alone.[/QUOTE]
I remember this.
that alien was me.
[QUOTE]Medbay Mascot barks, "MONKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE."
Medbay Mascot woofs, "ARE YOU DOING HEROIN AGAIN?"
monkey (337) chimpers, "AHHA"
Medbay Mascot woofs, "I KNOW YOU ARE YOU FECKING DRUGGIE."
Medbay Mascot woofs, "I KNOW YOUR GAME."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Administrator: How often do you see talking dogs?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
monkey (337) chimpers, "Don't look at me when im like this!"
Medbay Mascot woofs, "Yap!"
Medbay Mascot woofs, "Yap!"
Medbay Mascot barks, "Woof!"
monkey (337) chimpers, "Only one more time!"
Medbay Mascot woofs, "Dog noises!"
Medbay Mascot barks, "Bark!"
Medbay Mascot barks, "Woof!"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Administrator: good lad.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.[/QUOTE]
So apparently /tg/ is implementing random identities every round to cut down on "metabuddies" now. I'm actually pretty upset over this.
This will either force people to talk to each other alot more, which is a problem I've noticed; or it will end in everyone being even more isolated and suspicious.
[QUOTE=Trounark;40110216]Does the Obsidian Crown do anything at all?[/QUOTE]
From my experience with the crown, it protects you from asshats hitting you by teleporting them a few blocks away, similar to the teleport armor in /tg/. I'm not sure about ranged attacks though. It will drain your health over time whilst talking to you and saying everything is well and shit. After you die, you have a chance of turning in to a science ghost/wraith. Your body is vaporized and the crown remains. You also can't unequip the crown or drop it, although you can put it in your backpack. Have fun!
[QUOTE=mecaguy03;40107808]I remember this one time where me and my buddy where intending to gather resources from mining and create our own station. My friend felt lonely out here on the mining asteroid, so he prayed for another friend. We got sent an alien.
we hugged it
Then it ran away, threw another miner into space, but left us alone.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of this one time where I went down to the medbay staff room to grab some stuff to eat. But when I got back to the front desk, there was a bear in my seat.
I was made redundant by a fucking space bear with a party hat strapped to a seat
[QUOTE=Sammyroc;40113648]So apparently /tg/ is implementing random identities every round to cut down on "metabuddies" now. I'm actually pretty upset over this.[/QUOTE]
When I play with my friend, we usually have steam open. But even if this isn't used, people could set up pass phrases or something. Someone says something over the radio, and the other says something back. Could be as simple as "Man the air seems really rusty today." "Must be the air recyclers acting up, better tell atmos to check on it." to anything. Just change it every round (after you find the person you tell them a new phrase) and boom, "undetectable" meta buddying.
[QUOTE=Gnomical;40114346]When I play with my friend, we usually have steam open. But even if this isn't used, people could set up pass phrases or something. Someone says something over the radio, and the other says something back. Could be as simple as "Man the air seems really rusty today." "Must be the air recyclers acting up, better tell atmos to check on it." to anything. Just change it every round (after you find the person you tell them a new phrase) and boom, "undetectable" meta buddying.[/QUOTE]
Skype
So, for April Fools, /tg/station flipped the station, was so fucking disoriented, still am, but it's pretty hilarious.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;40114787]So, for April Fools, /tg/station flipped the station, was so fucking disoriented, still am, but it's pretty hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Saw the corners of all the shuttles.
I cried a bit.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;40114830]Saw the corners of all the shuttles.
I cried a bit.[/QUOTE]
Also, random names and appearances of players.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0G3odme.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE]Clown says, "HONK"
Joseph LaMarsh hits the Clown
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Joseph LaMarsh hits the Clown
Joseph LaMarsh hits the Clown
Clown honks menacingly at Joseph LaMarsh.
Clown attacks Joseph LaMarsh!
Clown attacks Joseph LaMarsh!
Clown attacks Joseph LaMarsh!
Clown attacks Joseph LaMarsh!
Clown attacks Joseph LaMarsh!
Clown slips Joseph LaMarsh!
Clown attacks Joseph LaMarsh!
Joseph LaMarsh twitches violently.
[/QUOTE]
The chemist made his last mistake that day.
From /gt/ noitats
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PH9l85X.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eG0cVNb.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/w1QeFli.png[/img]
[editline]1st April 2013[/editline]
All wiring is broke, sadly.
suicide bombed 2 Death Squad members with thier own bomb.
Felt great.
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