[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;40130693]CMO's seem to be disturbing as hell recently.
Yesterday, I heard the captain say to the HoP that if he gave someone an all access ID, he would "let the CMO have his way with" him.
HoP does it.
Screams come through the radio for a while.
Eventually, I see a bloodied female HoP lying in medbay, with the CMO force feeding her an appendix.[/QUOTE]
B-But appendix's aren't edible.
Woop, just had my first flawless stealth traitor round since I got back into spessmens two-three weeks ago.
Start as assistant, my assassination target wants to be an AI so I help him with that instead of killing him, some crazy librarian git goes on a killing spree, I catch her and throw her in the brig, I find all the super powers in genetics, helped some other people get some as well, save a shitton of dying people when nobody else would, the usual lovey dovey good samaritan crap.
After about two hours or so, I decide it's about time to end the round, so I make bombs, place them without anyone noticing, detonate them, still no one suspects helpfull little me, shuttle gets called, recalled by a buttmad captain who's angry that he didn't get all the super powers yet, called again, followed by me taking all the circuit boards so he can't recall it in his buttrage.
So the shuttle arrives, we board it, there's some fighting, the usual, I don't intervene in any of it and am left alone, when we're halfway back to Centcomm I take out my until now unused traitor uplink, order a syndicate balloon, and casually tell everyone I was a traitor all along. Everyone is totally fine with it.
Flawless victory.
Only bad thing was that some admin douche decided to spawn some of those human mobs with big guns while I was planting bombs, which made things a bit harder than they had to be.
/tg/1
headrev
flash a bunch of people
lay down on a blood spot in surgery and tell a guy to just stand next to me
scream for help and fake stammering
AI bites
secborg and two security officers arrive, get up, flash the secborg, grab one of the security officers, table him onto the surgery table, grab his baton and stun the other officer, keep the officer and borg stunned while harmbatoning both to death
I have regained my strength
Virologist releases GBS on /tg/.
Half of medbay is dead within 5 minutes.
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
[quote]Claudius Focell [Medical] says, "Heads up - I've never operated genetics before."[/quote]
There goes any chance of being cloned.
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
Actually I don't think it was a virologist who released it, but it's there fault anything ever happens so fuck them
[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;40131629]
Actually I don't think it was a virologist who released it, but it's there fault anything ever happens so fuck them[/QUOTE]
From what I've seen it's often a rogue CMO who'll release it and lay the blame on the virologist. Virologists tend to know that they'll be lynched and it's better to do objective somehow else. The CMO tends to always get away with it, as he can just issue a broadcast to lynch the virologist and the inner murderboner in everyone makes them absolve him and go for the viro.
However, it's always the virologists failure to bother synthesising a vaccine, and the crews for being too stupid to take one when they get infected. Not to mention the chucklefucks who intentionally infect the station as soon as they know they're sick, using it as a griff license. I mean, it's insanely easy to make a vaccine, the hardest part is screaming at the chemist to give you what you need. (it's often faster to break in, as all they're doing is making mindbreaker and chloral, unless it's Reed Glover or someone good in there)
[QUOTE=Tobba;40131058]/tg/1
headrev
flash a bunch of people
lay down on a blood spot in surgery and tell a guy to just stand next to me
scream for help and fake stammering
AI bites
secborg and two security officers arrive, get up, flash the secborg, grab one of the security officers, table him onto the surgery table, grab his baton and stun the other officer, keep the officer and borg stunned while harmbatoning both to death
I have regained my strength[/QUOTE]
I think your strength has been destroyed.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8DgeJn0.png[/img]
How do you even make vaccines? A guide said to wait till stage 5 then, withdraw the blood and just make it. Didn't go into detail at all about anything after stage 5, i put the blood in the computer as well but it says the blood contained no antibodies
the only vaccine for any disease is death
[QUOTE=Ishwoo;40132024]How do you even make vaccines? A guide said to wait till stage 5 then, withdraw the blood and just make it. Didn't go into detail at all about anything after stage 5, i put the blood in the computer as well but it says the blood contained no antibodies[/QUOTE]
You used to need radium injected into the victim to synthesize the vaccine, I don't know how they do it now.
[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;40132023]I think your strength has been destroyed.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8DgeJn0.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Tobba is truly an enigma of autism.
Inject the disease, instantly cure it, take blood from the cured and then create your vaccine by putting the blood into the Pandemic.
[QUOTE=Ishwoo;40132024]How do you even make vaccines? A guide said to wait till stage 5 then, withdraw the blood and just make it. Didn't go into detail at all about anything after stage 5, i put the blood in the computer as well but it says the blood contained no antibodies[/QUOTE]
It's pretty easy, just health analyse (use the PDA) someone to detect the disease they have. That'll tell you the "possible cure". Go and get 30 units or so of it, and pump them full of it - pill, syringe or just drink it. Scanning them again should tell you it's in remission. (stages start to go down) If not in remission, put in another couple of units. After the disease is gone (should be 30 seconds or so) then you can scan them to see they're healthy. Take a blood sample with a syringe and then put the blood in a beaker / bottle and load it up into the pandemic computer. It'll detect antibodies in the blood sample, and you can make as many copies of a vaccine from the blood as you want. Then hand the bottle of vaccine over to chemists so they can make 15 1 unit vaccine pills. (or make a load of bottles and run around with a syringe)
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
Oh yeah, and if you're curing someone with ethanol to synthesise the vaccine, for the love of christ get them some ethyldoraxine for afterwards.
[QUOTE=Calasmere;40132145]Tobba is truly an enigma of autism.[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Dead snipe;40129222]sending you the details asap[/QUOTE]
I could use this too
Can't have enough apollo/yog griff
[QUOTE=Tobba;40131058]/tg/1
headrev
flash a bunch of people
lay down on a blood spot in surgery and tell a guy to just stand next to me
scream for help and fake stammering
AI bites
secborg and two security officers arrive, get up, flash the secborg, grab one of the security officers, table him onto the surgery table, grab his baton and stun the other officer, keep the officer and borg stunned while harmbatoning both to death
I have regained my strength[/QUOTE]
that AI was me
everything was terrible
Yesterday
Traitor RD
Make durand with laser cannon and flash bang dispenser and a 20,000 capacity power cell
This is how you really murderbone
It was me, a guy in deathsquad armor with a SAW, and a guy in a sec hardsuit and a riot shield with the captain's laser gun and a riot shield in the shuttle. Here is some advice: Save the fancy science shit for the ripley's, if I had made the SMG I would have been the only human to live but oh well
A laser cannon does 40 burn damage so it kills anybody in 3 hits assuming no armor. Don't forget kiddies, riot shields block all attacks aimed at the chest. But attacks sometimes randomly hit other places such as limbs so it's not perfect.
Against a mech durand a tip for the truly robust, you can't see emotes such as deathgasp in them so all you have to do is rest after it hits you and it will think you are dead.
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;40125685]-snip, I was hoping for an automerge but I don't know how to werk forums-[/QUOTE]
if you post an hour after or more it doesn't merge
Don't forget that a durand can punch really hard and knock people down.
Combine this with the knowledge that aliens have a vulnerability to brute damage and you'll be spanking queens to oblivion faster than the crew can scream for a shuttle.
They may also be able to punch a corpse until it gibs, but I might be thinking of Deathsquad mechs.
[QUOTE=Onule;40130004]I'm terrible at soccer, maybe a golly good match of cricket.
Wouldn't mind giving it a shot.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;gz9qrh-cvjs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz9qrh-cvjs[/video]
[video=youtube;KLxz7oNFfGM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLxz7oNFfGM[/video]
I recorded a round of goon.
[QUOTE=Karmahunter:D;40139452][video=youtube;KLxz7oNFfGM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLxz7oNFfGM[/video]
I recorded a round of goon.[/QUOTE]
I was the red robot with an afro in the corner
Got bored, made another SS13 video thing.
[video=youtube;x9zAHIvRJsE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9zAHIvRJsE[/video]
Why are they so entertaining??? I like the song ones the best.
No honk at the end 7/10 still pretty good.
I like to look at the SS13 thread as its own little forum inside of Facepunch.
when really all it is, is a place where people go honk
[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]
honk
honk
honk
hunke
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0iYsXcwEq0[/media]
[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]
wait a second what the fuck
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEvPwBMNfKA[/media]
I think I've entered the fucking scary area of the internet.
the red-nose district
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