• Space Station 13 v9 - Guide to Grief
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More like Shit admins, man. [b]SHIT. ADMINS.[/b]
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;40163829]I hate those rounds when you are a chef who is actually making alot of unique and different foods, and people completely ignore that food you put hard work into and take beef jerky from the vending machines. They should remove those or put less food in it, chef is just a slightly better vending machine.[/QUOTE] I like to make deals with the chef. I go out and have a [I]friendly chat[/I] with the vending machines, he pays me in Alcohol/Bananas/Whatever
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;40164212]Noxstation2.png [IMG]http://puu.sh/2u2cO[/IMG][/QUOTE] bad spells no fireball or ethereal jaunt fucking scrub 3/10
snippety wrong thread
I got in trouble for trying to make clownburgers earlier on Facepunch 13. The crew wanted them, I was simply trying to please them. :(
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;40163829]I hate those rounds when you are a chef who is actually making alot of unique and different foods, and people completely ignore that food you put hard work into and take beef jerky from the vending machines. They should remove those or put less food in it, chef is just a slightly better vending machine.[/QUOTE] Problem is when there is no chef, the chef is a lazy git or the chef died/became braindead/mysteriously disappeared, you're pretty much reliant on vending machines.
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;40163829]I hate those rounds when you are a chef who is actually making alot of unique and different foods, and people completely ignore that food you put hard work into and take beef jerky from the vending machines. They should remove those or put less food in it, chef is just a slightly better vending machine.[/QUOTE] I make an effort to eat a fair amount of food from the chef, but only if he looks to have been watching it for the whole time it's been there. If I've seen food on that desk for over 10 minutes, it's a no-go, as chances are damn high that someone's chucked a load of mutagen/pacid/chloral into it. Vending machines offer perfectly safe food, and 4no raisins are amazing from a nutriment point of view. I'd kind of like for the vending machines to offer less food than they do, but there's always the issue of the chef not being there, and HoP refusing to promote someone to kitchen. On the bright side, kitchen breakins are generally seen as fine if there's no chef.
I hate captain armor so fucking much. Goddamn stun resistance.
[QUOTE=elowin;40169056]I hate captain armor so fucking much. Goddamn stun resistance.[/QUOTE] What about armored coat
[QUOTE=soderholm13;40169127]What about armored coat[/QUOTE] Armored coat is hitler too but I was just foiled by captains armor so that's what I posted about.
armored coat is literally hitler
Ironically I type worse in SS13 because of the required speed of the game. [quote]You may be gibbed or removed with no warning for even one slip up. [/quote] Goonstation is usually fine but as long as they have rules like that an admin can ruin your day pretty fast.
[QUOTE=lunarwalrus;40170534]Ironically I type worse in SS13 because of the required speed of the game. Goonstation is usually fine but as long as they have rules like that an admin can ruin your day pretty fast.[/QUOTE] An admin can ruin your day pretty fast no matter what rules are in place. Especially if it's a shitmin.
[QUOTE=elowin;40169056]I hate captain armor so fucking much. Goddamn stun resistance.[/QUOTE] is that really a thing they did? are you serious?
[QUOTE=BandClassHAH;40164278]Let's take note: Space vines, Nar-sie, you're freezing to death, can't see shit and have wizard clothes on. Shit odds, man. [B]Shit. Odds.[/B][/QUOTE] To top that off, there was another wizard, two space ninjas, and the clown had an energy sword, while shitty chiptune music was playing.
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40171183]is that really a thing they did? are you serious?[/QUOTE] that's been in it for ages now
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40171183]is that really a thing they did? are you serious?[/QUOTE] It doesn't make people immune to stuns, it just makes stuns only last about two seconds. And like Fippe said that's been around for ages now, doesn't make it any less hitler.
I belive I preffer NOX to any other for some of the shit going on: I was the RD, It was a cult round and I had found a cult blade, Going to security to have them put it in contraband, they arrested and permabrigged me, the hop, and literally 18 other people. They forgot to take the HOP's ID, so me and him escaped to make an uprising against security. I quickly subverted the AI to our cause and rallied the crew to attack security. This would quickly just result in a ban on other servers.
I don't think /tg/ would ban you for that. They are usually pretty chill about things especially if someone wronged you.
[QUOTE=Fuzzwaddle;40172839]I don't think /tg/ would ban you for that. They are usually pretty chill about things especially if someone wronged you.[/QUOTE] Bullshit. [QUOTE]In a short amount of time you have invalidly killed someone with a (stolen) bomb. [B]I solely belived that he was indeed a traitor and thus killed him with his own bomb.[/B] Killed humans as an Asimov AI. [B]Exept that's not true, People refused to leave an area in the path of the released singularity, so I had to coax them out by draining air, Not doing this would violate law 1[/B] Given permission to an assistant to beat the shit out of the lawyer for being annoying. [B]IC issue[/B] As non-antag chaplain you incited people to start a revolution. [B]Shitcurity, Need I say more?[/B] You were also caught multi-keying and lied about it. [B]Exept I wasn't[/B] You're also permabanned from /vg/ station for also being a general shit, which implies you are not going to change your ways. [B]When was I banned from /vg/?[/B] [/QUOTE]
Oh god, just made an amazing burn chamber with the help of a fellow atmos tech on /tg/. It was glorious. It had a loop for heating gasses without burning them, input, a scrubber to empty it of air, everything we'd need but a camera inside. We turned it off two thirds of the way through the match, as we had some slight issues, decided to install a disposals chute for chucking things in (such as a welder, for easier lighting), restarted it and ended the round by jumping into the disposals chute to burn ourselves to death seconds before the shuttle arrived at centcom. Turned out I'd been an assassinate target for two lings, but was an amazing round. Atmos is glorious. [editline]5th April 2013[/editline] Wish I'd taken images though, I'm going to try to replicate this in the future, as it was truly awesome, if pointless. Science itself was the justification, and that's all I needed. An improved version would have the inputs linked to the pure loop, so I don't need to fill canisters to get it full of gas...
/tg/ Traitor chemist, have to kill the clown. Clown gets lynched within minutes. I pretend to save him, then go to the chapel to cremate him with the chaplain. To get rid of witnesses, I get my para pen out to kill the Chaplain. Just before I click him... [i]your muscles painfully tighten[/i]. FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKK
[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;40173738]/tg/ Traitor chemist, have to kill the clown. Clown gets lynched within minutes. I pretend to save him, then go to the chapel to cremate him with the chaplain. To get rid of witnesses, I get my para pen out to kill the Chaplain. Just before I click him... [i]your muscles painfully tighten[/i]. FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKK[/QUOTE] Karmatic Clown.
[QUOTE=S'Arais;40173373]Bullshit.[/QUOTE] draining air with humans nearby, thus violating law 1 trying to start a revolution that would end with the deaths of many security/innocents when you're a non antag i think we're done here
[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;40173738]/tg/ Traitor chemist, have to kill the clown. Clown gets lynched within minutes. I pretend to save him, then go to the chapel to cremate him with the chaplain. To get rid of witnesses, I get my para pen out to kill the Chaplain. Just before I click him... [i]your muscles painfully tighten[/i]. FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKK[/QUOTE] Oh, hey Tobias, it's me, that clown that got lynched. Right after they managed to steal the RD's jumpsuit. You dick.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;40173808]draining air with humans nearby, thus violating law 1 trying to start a revolution that would end with the deaths of many security/innocents when you're a non antag i think we're done here[/QUOTE] he's also an admin on Nox so yah
Noxstation3.png [IMG]http://puu.sh/2uxFu[/IMG] I was a hulk that got gibbed in an explosion.
very short round on liberty cause of my glorious engineering first time setting up singularity forgot to set power to 0 singularity escapes remove all traces of my clothing, pda, id put on pajamas from the dorms enter escape shuttle, get in sleeper i survived the cries of "LYNCh THE Cee" [editline]5th April 2013[/editline] Warning! Localized hyper-energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location of impact: Engineering Foyer. Vacate Engineering Foyer.
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;40174919]Noxstation3.png [IMG]http://puu.sh/2uxFu[/IMG] I was a hulk that got gibbed in an explosion.[/QUOTE] once I was a hulk with captain's armor and helmet and also cold res and tele took the entire shuttle to kill me with perma flash and a fire axe because the admins removed my space helmet
[QUOTE=S'Arais;40173373]Bullshit.[/QUOTE] [quote] As non-antag chaplain you incited people to start a revolution.[/quote] That was you? You got me banned, too! I was the botanist who pistol-whipped you to death, because I thought you were a revhead!
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