Space Station 13 v9 - Guide to Grief - Games

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40181229]I haven't played since summer, man, I don't know much about stuff they've done since then.[/QUOTE] it's been in for almost two years now

[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;40181166]I went on Baystation once as a chef, pulled a Gordon Ramsay on them, then got banned for being too violent. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjE-cBDFphQ[/media][/QUOTE] Can you have multiple chefs on a station? Or did you just call everyone that ordered food from you dickface? All things considered, if that video was anything to go by, doesn't seem like you were violent at all.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;40177381]Why are you playing a mime if you don't want to roleplay as a mime? Do you also like being a Chef and going around like an Assistant?[/QUOTE] playing chef is synonymous with chemist so you can fill the food with every single negative reagent that exists get on our z-level #josephweisenbaum #420 #yolo

[QUOTE=Jackald;40177914]Just spent a round on NoX pretending to be big boss. "LET ME SHOW YOU SOME OF THE BASICS OF CQC" *disarm* *Triple grab* *Throw*[/QUOTE] I was in that round, you were the guy that gave me the stun revolver after we murdered Takara and the RD as rev's.

hey get on nox i can't wait to play SS13 again with my best friends [quote] Terrible A.I [145.9] states, "George apricots is bombing brig" [/quote] give me a fucking break

[QUOTE=Framperton;40183369]Can you have multiple chefs on a station? Or did you just call everyone that ordered food from you dickface? All things considered, if that video was anything to go by, doesn't seem like you were violent at all.[/QUOTE] Went around calling people donkeys and swearing at them whenever they annoyed me. That's enough to warrant a ban. [editline]6th April 2013[/editline] And I threw a pie at someone as well.

Fucking Ramsay.

[QUOTE=Dead snipe;40184470]hey get on nox i can't wait to play SS13 again with my best friends give me a fucking break[/QUOTE] Fucking incompetent AIs, they can't do a single thing proper. You didn't bomb just the brig, did you?

Joined nox for the first time as RD. Everyone suspects me as a traitor for the whole round. is this normal

Does somebody want to go and rp [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1255287"]Esteban Winsmore[/URL] with me on NOX later?

I love playing geneshit, Cloning a clown and giving it Hulk and X-Ray on first try. He seemed happy. -Edit- Holyshit he murderboned everyone that bullied him, He returns to my lab to thank me again! Then I told him the AI is rogue as shit, then we both killed the AI. Also its pretty funny to see the HoS panic when he cannot stun a clown.

[quote]Stan Studnick asks, "What the fuck?" Priscilla Cruz [145.9] says, "rose where are you" Stan Studnick says, "Undo this shit right now." Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "Engineering" George Rightly [145.9] says, " The chef is stabbing people, please deal with him." Flum says, "Undo your mom right now" You push the wall but nothing happens! Alexander Hawke [145.9] says, "It opened the airlock, and I ended up floating through space. Damn I hate those little buggers...." You put the the crowbar into the backpack. Priscilla Cruz [145.9] says, "meet me outside by the hallway" Viktor Rakhmelevich [145.9] says, "Well Security is empty" You push the wall but nothing happens! You put the the wrench into the backpack. You need more welding fuel to complete this task. Natalia Murray [145.9] says, "does anybody need some rocks" Flum puts the package wrapper into the backpack. You switch the the welding tool on. Your eyes burn. You begin slicing through the outer plating. Katarina Shunpo [145.9] says, "MM yummy braindead" Natalia Murray [145.9] says, "i've got all these fucking rocks here i don't even know how many" Flum says, "COME ANY CLOSER AND ILL WIPE THE DATABASE" You remove the outer plating. Flum says, "IM NOT BLUFFING" Stan Studnick says, "Go ahead." You switch the the welding tool off. You put the the welding tool into the backpack. Now dislodging the girder You dislodged the girder! Stan Studnick says, "I'm going to kill the shit out of you if you do, though." Flum puts the metal into the backpack. Flum says, "already did, sweetheart" Stan Studnick says, "And stuff your body into the goddamn disposal chute." George Rightly [145.9] says, " Can we get an engineer to medbay? we need to have a window fixed." Flum says, "haha" Alexander Hawke [145.9] says, "On it." Flum says, "suck my balls, scrub." Stan Studnick [145.9] says, "Security to research lab, Flum is barracading it, deconstructing machines and he just wiped the database." Stan Studnick says, "Security to research lab, Flum is barracading it, deconstructing machines and he just wiped the database." monkey chimpers Stan Studnick says, "Ho ho ho." Flum has attempted to punch monkey (896)! Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "I'm here" Nelle Sloan [145.9] says, "a.i. open" Stan Studnick [145.9] says, "I say again, Flum is fucking up the research lab." Stan Studnick says, "I say again, Flum is fucking up the research lab." Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "I'm here." You put the the crowbar into the backpack. Priscilla Cruz [145.9] says, "Rose tell your superiors about this" You switch the the welding tool on. Flum places the floor tiles into the the disposal unit. Your eyes burn. You begin slicing through the outer plating. Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "Open up, Stan" Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " noah-h c-c-cer-ry-y-y is-s t-tr-ry-y-yin-n-ng t-to kil-ll-l m-me" Flum places the package wrapper into the the disposal unit. Flum places the hand labeler into the the disposal unit. Flum places the pen into the the disposal unit. You remove the outer plating. You switch the the welding tool off. You put the the welding tool into the backpack. Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " h-h-he d-did-d-d t-th-his-s-s t-t-to me" Now dislodging the girder You push the wall but nothing happens! Flum places the micro-laser into the the disposal unit. Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "Stan if you want me to do something about it, let me in" Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " al-l-lo j-j-jue " Flum places the micro-laser into the the disposal unit. You put the the crowbar into the backpack. Flum places the capacitor into the the disposal unit. Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " al-ls-so joe h-h" Flum places the capacitor into the the disposal unit. Flum places the micro-manipulator into the the disposal unit. Flum places the micro-manipulator into the the disposal unit. Flum places the electropack into the the disposal unit. Alec Fox [145.9] exclaims, " I want three... subjects to come to the chapel to praise our lord Narsie!" OOC: Stan_Studnick: Isn't there some rule against griefing and being a general faggot? Flum places the matter bin into the the disposal unit. Flum says, "what" Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "STAN" Flum says, "because he is not a stud" You put the the armor into the backpack. Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " wh-hy-y are y-you t-try-yin-ng-g-g to h-han-nd-d-dc-cuf-ff-f m-me" Flum places the console screen into the the disposal unit. Flum places the matter bin into the the disposal unit. You put the the welding goggles into the backpack. Flum places the console screen into the the disposal unit. Flum places the console screen into the the disposal unit. OOC: Sir Pimpington: Yeah, but there's a problem with enforcing that rule. Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " peop-p-pl-le are l-lit-ter-ral-ll-ly t-t-tr-ran-nq-q-quil-l-l-liz-zin-ng-g me and m-mak-kin-ng-g me chang-ge m-my-y n-nam-me and-d s-s-s-st-tam-mm-mer-r-rig-gn-n" You put the Science Goggles into the backpack. Flum places the scanning module into the the disposal unit. OOC: Sir Pimpington: No admins are on. Rose Fryer [145.9] says, "YOU ARE TELLING SECURITY TO GET OVER HERE, YET YOU AREN'T LETTING ME IN" Flum places the scanning module into the the disposal unit. You switch the the welding tool on. Gabriela Paynter [145.9] stammers, " I'm n-not-t t-the one d-d-doin-ng ant-th-hin-ng-g-g w-w-w-wron-ng" You begin slicing through the outer plating. OOC: Macarbe: so anyone can do anything Attention! Hostile threat detected and has been confirmed by Heads of Staff or their subordinates. Due to the nature of this threat; the Emergency Armory has unbolted and opened itself inside the Emergency Armory! OOC: Sir Pimpington: Eh... You remove the outer plating. the reinforced window has been hit by Stan Studnick with the welding tool Flum says, "no" OOC: Sir Pimpington: No. OOC: Skysoldier: technically? no, someone can always log this Flum says, "because youll arrest me" You begin slicing through the outer plating. Flum places the cable coil into the the disposal unit. OOC: Macarbe: without admins people always fuck around OOC: Bgobandit: no seriously Wruce Bayne [145.9] says, " hey borg, the one i made come back here i found out how" Flum says, "im already screwed" OOC: Bgobandit: what the fuck is going on You remove the outer plating. Noah Cherry [145.9] says, "Gabby tried to kill me with a toolbox, I'm pretty sure she's a traitor" OOC: Sir Pimpington: If you're shitty enough, you will get caught. Flum says, "i wont trust a redcoat" Flum places the cable coil into the the disposal unit. OOC: Bgobandit: I'm not trolling I'm just confsed OOC: Macarbe: people are breaking windows OOC: Stan_Studnick: Oh, so I can just make a goddamn bomb and blow my way into research? Flum places the folder into the the disposal unit. OOC: Sir Pimpington: No. You switch the the welding tool off. OOC: Bgobandit: I don't know what's going on and people are acting like it's all my fult You put the the welding tool into the backpack. OOC: Bgobandit: fault OOC: Sir Pimpington: Explosions will probably get logged. OOC: GetYourWingz: all explosions are logged OOC: Skysoldier: you have to make your bomb inside the research, thats where your part is wrong OOC: Stan_Studnick: Good. OOC: Stan_Studnick: Uh? Toxins? Lilly Saunder [145.9] says, "Sure Sasha, CMO her" Gabriela Paynter [145.9] says, " seriously what the fuck is going on" OOC: Stan_Studnick: Seriously, the Toxins lab is FOR making bombs. OOC: Skysoldier: isn't it inside research? Gabriela Paynter [145.9] says, " can somebody tell me" Katarina Shunpo [145.9] says, "Rose that guy tasted like chicken" Gabriela Paynter [145.9] says, " why aren't I stammering anymore" Priority Announcement The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes. OOC: Stan_Studnick: The research LAB is being barricaded by a gigantic cunt. The backpack is full, make some space. OOC: GetYourWingz: IC OOC OOC: PenguinFisher: IC IN OOC OOC: PenguinFisher: AH OOC: Skysoldier: OOC IN IC Arrivals Announcer [145.9] announces, "Flick Hastings has signed up as Assistant." the reinforced window has been hit by Leonardo Marcotte with the stun baton Rose Fryer says, "I've got this" Standard Cyborg-588 states, "hit hte window" Flum says, "rose" the reinforced window has been hit by Leonardo Marcotte with the stun baton Rose Fryer says, "SECURITY" the reinforced window has been hit by Leonardo Marcotte with the stun baton Flum says, "its too late for me now" Rose Fryer says, "STOP IT" the reinforced window has been hit by Leonardo Marcotte with the stun baton Leonardo Marcotte has been prodded with the the stun baton by Leonardo Marcotte. Luckily it was off. Flum starts climbing into the disposal. Rose Fryer has been prodded with the the stun baton by Leonardo Marcotte. Luckily it was off. Flum places the table parts into the the disposal unit. Flum places the table parts into the the disposal unit. Flum starts climbing into the disposal. the grille has been hit by Standard Cyborg-588 with the wrench Rose Fryer has been attacked in the chest with stun baton by Leonardo Marcotte! Rose Fryer has been beaten with the the stun baton by Leonardo Marcotte! Flum climbs into the the disposal unit. You switch the the welding tool on. Rose Fryer says, "Fuck" Your eyes burn. Your eyes are really starting to hurt. This can't be good for you! You begin slicing through the outer plating. Katarina Shunpo [145.9] says, "ALl lings there is fresh food in vacant office" Leonardo Marcotte is trying to put some handcuffs on Rose Fryer You have been banned by mport2004. Reason: IC in OOC. This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 10080 minutes. To try to resolve this matter head to [url]http://facepunchss13.proboards.com/[/url] Connection died.[/quote]So, why exactly was I banned? I had already requested security, people were informed about the situation and it was obvious what was going on. I suggest that whoever Flum was gets a job ban instead of me getting a ban for talking about something that is goddamn obvious. Fuck, security was even there. Now I see what everyone was bitching about, in regards to the FP server being shit.

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;40188679]So, why exactly was I banned? I had already requested security, people were informed about the situation and it was obvious what was going on. I suggest that whoever Flum was gets a job ban instead of me getting a ban for talking about something that is goddamn obvious. Fuck, security was even there. Now I see what everyone was bitching about, in regards to the FP server being shit.[/QUOTE] I guess we will NEVER know why he was banned. I totally don't think it was because of the fact someone was barricading science that round and he shouted that someone was barricading it into OOC.

[QUOTE=scooterkid74;40188759]I guess we will NEVER know why he was banned. I totally don't think it was because of the fact someone was barricading science that round and he shouted that someone was barricading it into OOC.[/QUOTE]That's me. I said it over the radio twice to let everyone know, then we were discussing the act of actually making the bomb. It's no secret that the lab was being fucked with, or at least it [i]shouldn't have been.[/i] I was correcting Skysoldier in which part was being barricaded, not all of research/science, but the actual research lab. [editline]6th April 2013[/editline] Just to be clear, I was considering making the bomb but decided not to.

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;40188799]That's me. I said it over the radio twice to let everyone know, then we were discussing the act of actually making the bomb. It's no secret that the lab was being fucked with, or at least it [i]shouldn't have been.[/i] I was correcting Skysoldier in which part was being barricaded, not all of research/science, but the actual research lab.[/QUOTE] IC stays in IC; OOC stays in OOC. While the conversation was getting pretty borderline from what I can see and Macarbe did it too what got you banned was: [QUOTE]OOC: Stan_Studnick: The research LAB is being barricaded by a gigantic cunt.[/QUOTE] Sure you can yell it over the radio a one, two, even a hundred times; but its still IC in OOC. Best I can tell you is to go appeal on the forums and state your case. Also what was this about job banning Flum?

Oh, and one more thing. Bgobandit was attempting to be a miner the round before that and was left behind because, one, he didn't have mining access and two, he didn't grab a supply headset and wasn't informed that we were abandoning the rock. He seemed pretty pissy about it, so I think he was deliberately griefing me for leaving him. He was constructing a wall in front of the door, and then when I try to break through, he constructed another one pretty quickly. Then in this round he says he's "confused" and he didn't "know what's going on and people are acting like it's all my fult" which seems strange considering he was managing the construction process just fine. I don't blame the admin for banning me because the chat moves quickly and my radio announcement may have been missed. I also was technically breaking the IC in OOC rule, but it was in a way that everyone else breaks all the time. (which doesn't make it right, but still) I just don't understand why I have a week-long ban for that. I'm still pretty new, so I might be missing some super duper secret rule about what IC information is okay to talk about. [editline]6th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=scooterkid74;40188883]Sure you can yell it over the radio a one, two, even a hundred times; but its still IC in OOC. Best I can tell you is to go appeal on the forums and state your case. Also what was this about job banning Flum?[/QUOTE]I can't register on the forums. :( I think he just took the job to be an asshole to me for something that happened last round, and it should be investigated further. I was actually researching and he deleted my research, which is clearly griefing.

The ride never ends! [IMG]http://puu.sh/2vkIE[/IMG]

If I see flum I'll murder him 4 u bby

So from what I can tell Nox is basically tgstation except more things happen, is this true? I've never seen aliums on /tg/, I jump onto Nox and the whole station is covered in purple weeds.

Yep The admins' favorite round is wizard.

there's a reason you never see aliums. it's because they suck.

aliums are the worst shit ever and if an admin spawns them he is instantly terrible

[QUOTE=elowin;40181323]My memory is terrible, but i'm pretty sure it was around all the way back then.[/QUOTE] really? I distinctly remember being able to stun captains even when they wear their armor. unless you guys are talking about gibbed, but my memory is probably bad

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40192989]really? I distinctly remember being able to stun captains even when they wear their armor. unless you guys are talking about gibbed, but my memory is probably bad[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=elowin;40172404]It doesn't make people immune to stuns, it makes stuns only last about two seconds.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40192989]really? I distinctly remember being able to stun captains even when they wear their armor. unless you guys are talking about gibbed, but my memory is probably bad[/QUOTE] Let me put it in a round situation for you. You are the clown, and you have just robusted the HoS for confiscating your bike horn, and threw him out of the escape airlock. AI has witnessed this, and promptly alerted the Captain who is now coming for that ass. You didn't think quick enough to grab the HoS's energy gun before you spaced him. Luckily for you, you remembered what good 'ole Uncle Deadsnipe taught you about defending yourself from Shitains, so you grab the nearby O2 locker. Captain promptly arrives, guns blazing as you begin to run around, the bolts of energy clashing harmlessly against the back of the locker. You quickly turn on disarm intent and nail the Captain right in the kisser, him being knocked out momentarily. You grab his gun, and immediately recite Dirty Harry. He stands up, not sure what to do, but then tries to go for the disarm as you shoot him right between the eyes. As you go in for the quick handcuff/quick choke, the Captain rises up after literally a second, pulls out a second gun, stuns you, and guns you down like a minority. That is the shitty stun resistance Captain's armor gives you.

so gas the fucker instead remember chemical warfare is one of the best methods to fuck people up, bombs being above it.

[QUOTE=BadderSanta;40193197]Let me put it in a round situation for you. You are the clown, and you have just robusted the HoS for confiscating your bike horn, and threw him out of the escape airlock. AI has witnessed this, and promptly alerted the Captain who is now coming for that ass. You didn't think quick enough to grab the HoS's energy gun before you spaced him. Luckily for you, you remembered what good 'ole Uncle Deadsnipe taught you about defending yourself from Shitains, so you grab the nearby O2 locker. Captain promptly arrives, guns blazing as you begin to run around, the bolts of energy clashing harmlessly against the back of the locker. You quickly turn on disarm intent and nail the Captain right in the kisser, him being knocked out momentarily. You grab his gun, and immediately recite Dirty Harry. He stands up, not sure what to do, but then tries to go for the disarm as you shoot him right between the eyes. As you go in for the quick handcuff/quick choke, the Captain rises up after literally a second, pulls out a second gun, stuns you, and guns you down like a minority. That is the shitty stun resistance Captain's armor gives you.[/QUOTE] Worse, you go to handcuff him, then because you are clown, it makes you cuff yourself.

[QUOTE=Dead snipe;40192904]aliums are the worst shit ever and if an admin spawns them he is instantly terrible[/QUOTE] People who ask me for aliens get them, in a 4x4 box in space surrounded by reinforced walls

[QUOTE=WarRage333;40193445]People who ask me for aliens get them, in a 4x4 box in space surrounded by reinforced walls[/QUOTE] aversion from being a shitty admin +1

[QUOTE=Dead snipe;40193469]aversion from being a shitty admin +1[/QUOTE] I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult.