I just had the strangest round, it's either one of the best rounds of all time, or one of the worst. I can't really tell.
I joined FPS late as a warden, there were already a bunch of assistants and it's 30 minutes since the rounds started so I didn't want to join as an assistant too, as I expected everything to be looted, I was about right.
So I decide I wanted to try and not be shitcurity, this station might not deserve it but it sure does need it, so I go out, arm up, and wait around in the brig for a while.
It takes me about two minutes to realise the captain is a complete shithead, so I begin planning a way to demote him.
He has stun resistant armor, meaning I can't simply stun and cuff him, so I decide the only way to go is murder.
I go sabotage the showers, setting them to ultra hot, and call the captain over, I stun him, drag him into the showers and stun him repeatedly while he's burning to death.
I ask if there's any other heads around, there are absolutely none that are not dead or braindead, so I end up having to take the captains place myself, even though I really don't want to.
One of the few admins who aren't complete shitheads says the captain is whining like crazy over adminhelps and asks me to clone him, so being the nice guy I am, I do that.
Suddenly the geneticist begins screaming the CMO is rogue and killing him in his place, I didn't even know the CMO was fucking alive, he didn't respond when I asked for any heads, and since i'm on my way to genetics anyway I might as well stop a killing.
Geneticist managed to lock the CMO in a locker, but the fucker somehow got a combat shotgun and riot armor, no shield though, so taking him down was easy enough.
Go back to security and strip him of all the shit he shouldn't have, demote him to a regular medical officer, and throw him in the brig for about three minutes, after which I escort him out of the brig.
At this point the previous captain has been cloned, and apparently he has a huge vendetta against me, tries to take me down with a combat shotgun, misses all his shots, I try to shoot him with my taser, I miss as well.
So he begins shouting that i'm rogue over the intercomms constantly, meanwhile I ignore him and instead go help the people who ask for it.
At some point cargo bay declares independance, I say i'm fine with that as long as they don't fuck with anything, they agree.
Suddenly, out of nowhere pretty much everyone seems to think I am actually rogue, until now everyone has just ignored the ramblings of the previous captain, but now all of a sudden they all believe everything he says, the captain manages to sneak up on me and tase me, cuffs me and drags me to cargo bay, where he along with the CE and one of the QMs kill me.
Another of the QMs knows whats up and tries to stun the faggots, gets killed as well, shuttle gets called and by the end of the round, everyone who is still alive thinks I am a traitor.
Moral of the story? Don't ever clone craptains, even if an admin asks you to do it really nicely.
Oh and the ex-captain along with a few other people were whining over OOC both during the round and during the next one as well, delicious butt-tears.
[QUOTE=elowin;40204974] butt-tears.[/QUOTE]
Should get that looked at.
Also NoX is starting to grow on me. In the "terminal cancerous tumor in your brain" kinda way.
The basis that i got from nox after playing there it's pretty much like griefing is encouraged as every job except security, which seems like it's the only one which'll get you banned. Stunning people randomly as security will get you a jobban but breaking into security, stealing a taser and then stunning everyone seems to be absolutely fine.
[t]http://imgkk.com/i/f2nh.png[/t]
I just want a fucking mop bucket.
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;40188679]So, why exactly was I banned? I had already requested security, people were informed about the situation and it was obvious what was going on. I suggest that whoever Flum was gets a job ban instead of me getting a ban for talking about something that is goddamn obvious. Fuck, security was even there.
Now I see what everyone was bitching about, in regards to the FP server being shit.[/QUOTE]
All I did was put a couple tables and a wall down. I might've deleted some research too. Wus so bad bout dat?
[QUOTE=Wingz;40208793]I might've deleted some research too.[/QUOTE]
that's really rude.
so much wasted time.
i grief all the time and i dont give a fuck
[QUOTE=twofish;40209177]i grief all the time and i dont give a fuck[/QUOTE]
:'(
How often does a H.O.N.K come into play?
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;40209275]How often does a H.O.N.K come into play?[/QUOTE]
Very rarely, getting the bananium is a pain in the ass and very few people are willing to go through that much for a clown.
Too bad really, it's fun when they do.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;40209275]How often does a H.O.N.K come into play?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2wpW7[/IMG]
[QUOTE=elowin;40209298]Very rarely, getting the bananium is a pain in the ass and very few people are willing to go through that much for a clown.
Too bad really, it's fun when they do.[/QUOTE]
Just remember, too much of a good thing is always bad. It's fun because it's rare.
[QUOTE=MrDestroyer;40209317]Just remember, too much of a good thing is always bad. It's fun because it's rare.[/QUOTE]
If worse comes to worse i'll just destroy the damn thing.
Delicious clown tears.
[QUOTE=elowin;40209329]If worse comes to worse i'll just destroy the damn thing.
Delicious clown tears.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2wtDJ[/IMG]
Indeed
According to the /tg/ changelog, the captain's pinpointer will now track the AI if it shifts into an APC. Once the AI has returned to its physical core, the pinpointer will continue tracking the nuclear disk.
Thank god. Malfunction is fun, but when the AI suddenly initiates the self-destruct and shifts out of its core, the crew is hapless.
Although playing as a cyborg is always fun.
Question. How does one got into vents?
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;40210648]Question. How does one got into vents?[/QUOTE]
You don't, they're too small.
Unless you're a monkey or somesuch.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;40210648]Question. How does one got into vents?[/QUOTE]
I know you can get into vents as these things:
Monkey (can't have items on you)
Slime
Alien Larvae
Spiderling
[QUOTE=elowin;40210726]You don't, they're too small.
Unless you're a monkey or somesuch.[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;40210930]I know you can get into vents as these things:
Monkey (can't have items on you)
Slime
Alien Larvae
Spiderling[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure all of the aliens (minus the queen) can use the vents
Just a question but, is [URL="http://wiki.nanotrasen.com/index.php?title=Narsie"]this thing[/URL] actually real? Or is it just something someone made up and stuck on the wiki? I'd like to see this thing flying around a station one day.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;40213182]Just a question but, is [URL="http://wiki.nanotrasen.com/index.php?title=Narsie"]this thing[/URL] actually real? Or is it just something someone made up and stuck on the wiki? I'd like to see this thing flying around a station one day.[/QUOTE]
Oh, good God. Yes, he is very real. Should you ever encounter him on your SS13 work day, I suggest you run, far away. It will be fruitless, of course, for there is no escape from Nar-Sie.
[QUOTE=Dmaster;40213202]Oh, good God. Yes, he is very real. Should you ever encounter him on your SS13 work day, I suggest you run, far away. It will be fruitless, of course, for there is no escape from Nar-Sie.[/QUOTE]
Is that what happens when that huge as fuck red text shouting "NAR-SIE HAS RISEN" pops up?
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;40213213]Is that what happens when that huge as fuck red text shouting "NAR-SIE HAS RISEN" pops up?[/QUOTE]
Yes, although admins will sometimes make that text popup as a joke. Basically, if a cultist can get 8 other cultists to arrange themselves in a 3x3 square on a specific rune, they will sacrifice themselves to summon Nar-Sie. His behavior is pretty much that of a re-skinned singularity, where he will just meander about the station, destroying every tile he comes into contact with.
So this past round on gibbed, the HoS was being shitty and uploaded a law that said "Anyone who fucks with Sec is nonhuman." I said that was unbecoming of a security officer and he should be demoted/citizen arrested, and so he came by and lased and tased me, then stuffed my corpse in a disposal chute. I adminhelped it with no response, and then at the beginning of the next round,
[quote]OOC: HukHukHuk: if you fuck with sec relentlessly, we will drink in your tears when you get killed[/quote]
I like gibbed and all, but some of the admins are seriously awful, mainly I Said No and HukHukHuk.
I've been playing Space Station 13 for two days straight now.
Help.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;40214211]I've been playing Space Station 13 for two days straight now.
Help.[/QUOTE]
Help? Why?
I don't see a problem. This is normal, right?
Guys?
Dear Nox Station you are probably the single worst fucking station ever. Get more admins on that actually admin. I mean christ.
Being a miner is painful when people are too stupid to make you better equipment.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2wGoq[/IMG]
Guy wouldn't shut up and was being an annoying faggot,
Was a captain and arrested him, Cuff him, put space suit on him., set internals, And mass-driver him.
Deported.
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