My best chance is that Portal 2 will be released at midnight tonight.
:doh:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
VALVE'S POTATO SCAM: As a honest buyer, you are entitled to one cow. The cow is already a grown adult, healthy and ready to be milked. However, Gabe Newell takes it hostage and will release it only after a certain arbirtary date. Moreover, he says that if you want it back sooner you'll have to buy another (mangy, haggard and BSE-ridden) cow from one of Gabe's friends, pump out lots of undrinkable milk for hours on end and then offer it to Gabe as a sign of loyalty and goodwill. Depending on star alignment and what the weather is like, Gabe will decide if it's enough or not.
I'm going to take hostage my entire city and force them to buy Steam and play the Potatoe Sack now or I'll make an explosion 100+ times harder than Fukushima...
EB, the second one is Pure Socialism, not Communism
[editline]18th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=joneleth;29270066]I'm going to take hostage my entire city and force them to buy Steam and play the Potatoe Sack now or I'll make an explosion 100+ times harder than Fukushima...[/QUOTE]
Fukushima hasn't exploded you twat
The % completed stay pretty much the same, even though there is a huge downfall of players, which leads to believe that it is just a specific amount of %/h that gets altered by a small random amount to make it flawed, neither the potatoes nor anything else changed justifying this not-change to the overall percentage after almost half the players dropped out.
[editline]18th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=joneleth;29270066]I'm going to take hostage my entire city and force them to buy Steam and play the Potatoe Sack now or I'll make an explosion 100+ times harder than Fukushima...[/QUOTE]
It won't explode you twat, thats not how a meltdown works!
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;29270068]
Fukushima hasn't exploded you twat[/QUOTE]
So many Biebers! It almost hurt that you even had to correct this in the first place.
Did the green time always run slower than the black time?
They are also pretty close to each other.
[QUOTE=EBvulves;29270039]
VALVE'S POTATO SCAM: As a honest buyer, you are entitled to one cow. The cow is already a grown adult, healthy and ready to be milked. However, Gabe Newell takes it hostage and will release it only after a certain arbirtary date. Moreover, he says that if you want it back sooner you'll have to buy another (mangy, haggard and BSE-ridden) cow from one of Gabe's friends, pump out lots of undrinkable milk for hours on end and then offer it to Gabe as a sign of loyalty and goodwill. Depending on star alignment and what the weather is like, Gabe will decide if it's enough or not.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/5545/original/OpoQQ.jpg?1302279173[/img]
By this logic, all preorders are scams.
Everything is so slow now; both Audiosurf and the darn Potato counter.
Ok, the black time is now ahead of the green time????????
[QUOTE=EBvulves;29270039]
VALVE'S POTATO SCAM: As a honest buyer, you are entitled to one cow. The cow is already a grown adult, healthy and ready to be milked. However, Gabe Newell takes it hostage and will release it only after a certain arbirtary date. Moreover, he says that if you want it back sooner you'll have to buy another (mangy, haggard and BSE-ridden) cow from one of Gabe's friends, pump out lots of undrinkable milk for hours on end and then offer it to Gabe as a sign of loyalty and goodwill. Depending on star alignment and what the weather is like, Gabe will decide if it's enough or not.[/QUOTE]
I take it Portal 2 was the first thing you've ever preordered?
Bahahahah the predicted time is ahead of the scheduled time
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;29270723]Bahahahah the predicted time is ahead of the scheduled time[/QUOTE]
I knew this would happen
[QUOTE=joneleth;29270066]I'm going to take hostage my entire city and force them to buy Steam and play the Potatoe Sack now or I'll make an explosion 100+ times harder than Fukushima...[/QUOTE]
How will you talk to the negotiator if you cannot even make up a proper sentence structure?
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;29270723]Bahahahah the predicted time is ahead of the scheduled time[/QUOTE]
I never really trusted it or used it as a time that it would be released at anyway. I just used the script to find the percentages :v:
[QUOTE=joneleth;29270066]I'm going to take hostage my entire city and force them to buy Steam and play the Potatoe Sack now or I'll make an explosion 100+ times harder than Fukushima...[/QUOTE]
haha you fool! you don't buy steam
also come on let's go audiosurf i'd join in if i owned it but i am but a poor boy though my story seldom told
[QUOTE=http://;29270821]How will you talk to the negotiator if you cannot even make up a proper sentence structure?[/QUOTE]
Obviously his main language isn't english.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;29270886]haha you fool! you don't buy steam
also come on let's go audiosurf i'd join in if i owned it but i am but a poor boy though my story seldom told[/QUOTE]
hmm wasn't there a thread about that. I can't remember anymore.
[QUOTE=Techbot;29270916]hmm wasn't there a thread about that. I can't remember anymore.[/QUOTE]
i keep asking just in case these new members who are joining late have extra copies. i already got SMB out of this thread which is plenty for me <3
I'll laugh if the Ball successfully manages to complete before Audiosurf.
To meit lools like valve expected way more people participating in this and now it goes so slow that it lools "rigged "
Valvearg.com down? Chromes giving me a 'redirect loop' error.
I was hoping it was going to be released today :(
i think this is the first thread i've ever seen that has used the optimistic rating literally
unless there's a few more hours getting cut off, which i doubt, this won't change anything for me and i'll still be playing only on tuesday evening...
[img]http://horobox.reager.org/u/iRunner_1303208333.png[/img]
I guess the normal launch is faster than the ''early-launch'' :smith:
