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10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells

Gabe has recovered from his sickness. The potatoes shall restore his strength. His feast has begun.

[QUOTE=GetBent;29272935]Gabe has recovered from his sickness. The potatoes shall restore his strength. His feast has begun.[/QUOTE] Stop with this shit.

gabe, stop eating the potatos nooooooooo

var g_currentPotatoConsumptionRate = 11.6771584699; hot damn

[img]http://files.sharenator.com/everything_went_better_than_expected_RE_Few_Memes_To_Make_You_Smile-s509x385-155629.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;29272948]Stop with this shit.[/QUOTE] Although Gabe fat jokes are old, that one applies.

[QUOTE=Derposaurus;29272787]We are overclocking. I repeat, [b]WE ARE BEING OVERCLOCKED[/b] [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/starch2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] sweet tears of joy

(1:54:04 PM) Friend: on the bright side, with everyone focused on The Ball, it'll be done in just twelve hours!! (1:54:14 PM) Bebop: yay... (1:54:28 PM) Bebop: I feel like it's almost time to stop caring (1:54:33 PM) Bebop: let the damn game come out whenver (1:54:38 PM) Bebop: at this point I'll be sleeping either way (1:55:22 PM) Friend: wait (1:55:27 PM) Friend: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING (1:55:35 PM) Bebop: what (1:55:40 PM) Friend: glados is eating potatoes (1:55:52 PM) Bebop: whoa wtf (1:55:59 PM) Bebop: o-o (1:56:02 PM) Bebop: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN (1:56:11 PM) Friend: it means she's VERY FAT (1:56:22 PM) Friend: SHE HEARD YOU (1:56:27 PM) Friend: SHE HEARD YOU SAY YOU'LL STOP CARING (1:56:47 PM) Bebop: HAH (1:56:54 PM) Bebop: I WIN

[QUOTE=GetBent;29272935]Gabe has recovered from his sickness. The potatoes shall restore his strength. His feast has begun.[/QUOTE] oh god i lost it

So, now we wait to see what happens to the launch timer.

By the looks of it, we'll get it like 11 hours earlier. God damnit valve, why couldn't you have released it on friday when people actually had time to play the game.

If the multipliers have come into effect, but are decreasing, this means they should do the harder games while the multiplier is high!

10:58 : deploying drum and bass to prepare test subjects for testing in 3... 2... 1...

Wait what the fuck is up with the taters? [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] This is so fitting since I'm listening to the Skyrim theme song, so dramatic

EPIC MUSIC FOR EPIC POTATO COUNTDOWN [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swzMccCnnFs[/media]

[QUOTE=booster;29273007]Wait what the fuck is up with the taters? [/QUOTE] They are food that comes from the ground.

Man we really shouldn't have gotten so many potatoes. This part would've gone much faster.

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw[/MEDIA] applies

[img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/portal2/gladosathome/numbers/nine.png[/img] :byodood:

11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated... 11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released... 11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions... 11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated... edit: oh god oh god oh god what what what

11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated... 11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released... 11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions... 11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated.. :byodood:

In b4 it takes 14 hours for it to reach 0 potato's left

Can some super-smart autistic mathematician figure out how long it will take?

Pre-release lethality assessment initiated... - OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MPTbSJH0lE[/MEDIA]

[QUOTE=joneleth;29270066]I'm going to take hostage my entire city and force them to buy Steam and play the Potatoe Sack now or I'll make an explosion 100+ times harder than Fukushima...[/QUOTE] You say something like that again I will disembowel you.

Nine test subjects, where are they?

I'M MONITORING THREE THREADS AT ONCE ALL GOING AT LIGHT SPEED. DEAR GOD HELP.

NINE TEST SUBJECTS, WHAT?