• Help release Portal 2 Early.
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[QUOTE=The very best;29236579]nibble my penisbutter[/QUOTE] penis butter and jelly sandwich
[url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url] it's totally rigged, look at the dramatic drop at 50% and how the percentage and potatoes keep going up at the exact same rate well the potatoes just balanced out but the percentage remains the same
[QUOTE=ThePutty;29236623][url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url] it's totally rigged, look at the dramatic drop at 50% and how the percentage and potatoes keep going up at the exact same rate well the potatoes just balanced out the percentage remains the same[/QUOTE] goddamn valve
[Img]http://gyazo.com/6f751fe2970f442353ea4c63c5e978d4.png[/Img] gj valve
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We should all just do nothing and see if it keeps going. Then we know for sure that it's rigged :v:
[QUOTE=Blah360;29236682]We should all just do nothing and see if it keeps going. Then we know for sure that it's rigged :v:[/QUOTE] Uh, no other people could be playing the games. It probably wont go as fast but still people will be playing the games.
-snip- I'm dumb
[QUOTE=Blah360;29236682]We should all just do nothing and see if it keeps going. Then we know for sure that it's rigged :v:[/QUOTE] If we do that Valve will catch on and reduce the speed
[QUOTE=Blueplastic;29236696]-snip- I'm dumb[/QUOTE] [url]http://valvearg.com/wiki/Potato_Sources[/url]
[QUOTE=ThePutty;29236623][url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url] it's totally rigged, look at the dramatic drop at 50% and how the percentage and potatoes keep going up at the exact same rate well the potatoes just balanced out but the percentage remains the same[/QUOTE] lmao. good one valve
In other, mostly unrelated news, [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/jpg2.png[/img] [QUOTE=ThePutty;29236623][url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url] it's totally rigged, look at the dramatic drop at 50% and how the percentage and potatoes keep going up at the exact same rate well the potatoes just balanced out but the percentage remains the same[/QUOTE] So why did TWEotW and beat and AAA finish faster when we focused on them? You can't tell me someone at Valve is watching and adjusting parameters. See the Rush CPU/Progress here: [url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/game/38720[/url] Looks more like it's ran through a smoother before affecting the progress. It also matches the Acc CPU graph. Thus progress is the antiderivative of the CPU count. This is not rigged at all you need to get your heads out of your asses.
I don't care anymore. I'll just wait til' tuesday.
I'll wait till Thursday. Why does the EU street date have to be 2 days after the US one? I know steam gets it 19th everywhere, but I'm getting the PS3 version. Will have to avoid all Portal 2 threads to dodge spoilers.
I hope something good happens if we reach 500,000. That is, if it will reach that high.
Watch as mass numbers of Valve fans turn into angry mobs after Portal 2 releases at its originally scheduled date and time. Gape in awe as thousands of steam users realize the ARG was null effort and they all wasted their money on a pack of indie games, driving steam sales through the roof. Umad yet? ...inb4 1/10
Just to say, if we want to get Portal 2 before the scheduled release, we need to get AT LEAST 2% every hour.
So at this rate, when is it coming out? Late Sunday? Early Monday? Late Monday? Early Tuesaday?
if it doesn't release today, I don't care anymore. In EU timezones we are quite ahead than America so for us we won't have the game early at all at this rate. Maybe very late in the evening on monday.
[QUOTE=Tovleman;29236897]So at this rate, when is it coming out? Late Sunday? Early Monday? Late Monday? Early Tuesaday?[/QUOTE] We can't know because we don't know how many minutes each game takes away from the release time. So far we got 2 hours, 30 minutes. [QUOTE=ZakKa!;29236898]if it doesn't release today, I don't care anymore. In EU timezones we are quite ahead than America so for us we won't have the game early at all at this rate. Maybe very late in the evening on monday.[/QUOTE] It's Sunday. Also are you trying to say that.. I'm so confused. Because our time is +8 or something, we will get the game after the US when it's an international release time? Do you know how timezones work?
and then bam Portal 2 is released today. Seriously though, if it doesn't come out today (Sunday), it's gotta come out early Monday. [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] 'errybody just go play RUSH in a rush. [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] then Cogs.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;29236903]and then bam Portal 2 is released today. Seriously though, if it doesn't come out today (Sunday), it's gotta come out early Monday. [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] 'errybody just go play RUSH in a rush.[/QUOTE] For England the current estimate is late Monday, though there's always the chance that it comes out mid Monday.
Well I guess it's not fixed: [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=21851599&postcount=244[/url]
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;29236922]Well I guess it's not fixed: [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=21851599&postcount=244[/url][/QUOTE] I go into that thread and expect idiocy, first reply delivers. [quote]I'm starting to believe this. Valve are console sellouts *sigh* [/quote]
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;29236922]Well I guess it's not fixed: [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=21851599&postcount=244[/url][/QUOTE] The people in that thread are so silly. WELL YEAH BUT YOU ONLY PROVED THAT THE SMALL BARS MOVE NOT THE BIG ONE I have never derped so hard in my life, and I have derped a fair amount of derps in my day.
I laughed heartily. Everyone at the SPUF thinks that Glados@Home is rigged by Valve.
[QUOTE=Maurice;29236936]I go into that thread and expect idiocy, first reply delivers.[/QUOTE] not surprised
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;29236957]I laughed heartily. Everyone at the SPUF thinks that Glados@Home is rigged by Valve.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't put it past them, after their Golden Wrench fiasco.
[QUOTE=hunter_killah;29237005]I wouldn't put it past them, after their Golden Wrench fiasco.[/QUOTE] haha they vac banned drunken f00l for figuring it out then using it for his friends
[QUOTE=Psychowolf;29237011]haha they vac banned drunken f00l for figuring it out then using it for his friends[/QUOTE] Which was a dick move on their part, something I would have never expected Valve to do.
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