You Wake Up As Your Favorite Hero, How Screwed Are You?

[CowThing]

Oh my god I just woke up next to another guy, how much did I drink? Oh god why is his head attached to my body. What is happening??!

[sir whoopsalot]

Crystal Maiden.

I'm a hot blonde with big boobs!

[Liquidrocks]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;38739116]Crystal Maiden.

I'm a hot blonde with big boobs![/QUOTE]

No, you are a cold blonde.

[Terricz]

Puck.

Now anyone who hasn't read Shakespeare will debate my gender.

[sirpopsalot_]

Guess I'd be Dirge, wouldnt that be torture never being able to die?

[suttles]

I'm now a tree or AXE.

alright

[Kube]

i'm either rubick or invoker

i'm not screwed, anyone who pisses me off is.

[J-RcZ]

Night Stalker
Wow, insomnia is actually paying off.

Storm Spirit
This is amazing. See you over there.

Pudge
Eh, nothing changed? What?

[Mr.Cthrobot]

I love spectre, but I'd live a sad life.

[Deleted359224]

Meepo.

All the things you can do with 4 clones of yourself.

[elivance]

I'd be the merchant:
give me all your hardly farmed money and I'll sell you crappy objects!

Edit: daily deal: tp scroll @ 1000G

[Unisath]

I'd have several theories I'd like to put into practice.

[Reno360]

King of Bones.
Immortal and I get to take as many tours of the boneyard as I want!
Check out my chin.

[Guillebon]

Dragon Knight.

Guess I just found an use for my friend's dragon dildos.

[nmagain]

meepo
time to get in jail and poof back to my other clones

[roman117]

Skeleton King.

Looks like I'm [i]boned[/i]

[Bryceanater]

Lion.

Fuck yea Finger of death.

[Unisath]

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;38744916]Lion.

Fuck yea Finger of death.[/QUOTE]

Have fun fapping.

[That Sprite]

[QUOTE=Unisath;38744924]Have fun fapping.[/QUOTE]

He's got the magic touch :quagmire:

[Quinnjdq]

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;38744941]He's got the magic touch :quagmire:[/QUOTE]
I just imagine him dating a woman and accidentally incinerating her.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;38750599]I just imagine him dating a woman and accidentally incinerating her.[/QUOTE]

Doesn't the spell say Lion tries to turn the target inside out?

[BuffaloBill]

Pudge or Sven. Pudge/Sven hybrid? Svedge? Pun?

Either way, fuck yes.

[Rarara]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;38750696]Doesn't the spell say Lion tries to turn the target inside out?[/QUOTE]

Ye its Finger of Death from wc3. If they died they'd explode in blood, turning them inside out.

[Thovex]

Huskar, fuck yes.

[Coolkiddo]

Tidehunter

Oh all the hentai I may star in

[Idzo]

[QUOTE=Jessey;38751462]Huskar, fuck yes.[/QUOTE]

Have fun cutting yourself and sacrificing your blood to the Gods.

[♠️♥️♦️♣️]

huskar

i'd probably be convicted for steroid abuse

[Kwaq]

omniscience

[Soderholm]

lina

im not quite sure what to think of this

[Xeloo]

clockwerk

bleep bloop i am a robot