You Wake Up As Your Favorite Hero, How Screwed Are You? - Games

[QUOTE=Suttles;38741737]I'm now a tree or AXE. alright[/QUOTE] wait as a tree i can watch people in the woods ok

Shadow Shaman That would be fucking awesome. If someone pissed me off I could just make them a chicken and shout "YOUR TRUE FORM!" [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] I also get to wear this stylish as fuck getup [img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/images/heroes/shadow_shaman_vert.jpg[/img] Get all the bitches

Lina. So much body to touch! Zeus. Run like FUCK to Valhalla. Kratos just fucked up all if Greece.

X marks the spot, perfect for cordless bungee jumping.

[QUOTE=chonks;38754323]X marks the spot, perfect for cordless bungee jumping.[/QUOTE] And then a random Ezalor comes along and mana leaks you as you jump.

[QUOTE=Xeloo;38753820]clockwerk bleep bloop i am a robot[/QUOTE] you'd actually be a goblin with armor latched to your face oh fuck I'm suddenly a motherfucking scarab, and I can't stop saying nyx, nyx

when did the dota 2 subforum become fast threads??? get this shit outta here.

[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;38760713]when did the dota 2 subforum become fast threads??? get this shit outta here.[/QUOTE] I guess you'd be antimage then

[QUOTE=Idzo;38751973]Have fun cutting yourself and sacrificing your blood to the Gods.[/QUOTE] BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

I'd be Dazzle. Everything is fabulous! Though how the hell does he do his hair if it goes down like half his back? Hmm...

snip, wrong thread although probably be a ninja fishman hoodie from east london

Juggernaut. So I would run around, spinning at the speed of sound. And then I would click my mouse with the force of an atom bomb. On top of that, I get into a fight with my brother and accidentally Omnislash the dogs. Fuck. Good thing I have a healing ward.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;38754157] Zeus. Run like FUCK to Valhalla. Kratos just fucked up all if Greece.[/QUOTE] you're combining norse and greek mythologies there m8 also Treant. hang out with other tree bros.

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;38786937]you're combining norse and greek mythologies there m8 also Treant. hang out with other tree bros.[/QUOTE] hey tree bro

[QUOTE=Shibbey;38750696]Doesn't the spell say Lion tries to turn the target inside out?[/QUOTE] If only after scoring a kill with Lion's Ult there would be nothing left but a smoldering pile of gore.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;38754157] Zeus. Run like FUCK to Valhalla. [/QUOTE] Also turn into different animals and rape women.

[QUOTE=soderholm13;38753264]lina im not quite sure what to think of this[/QUOTE] You're a hot (dohoho) redhead, doesn't leave much room for thinking.

Outworld Destroyer. I'm going to rape your fucking mind.

Enigma. Oh, I'm the universe. Guess that's cool.

Luna. I'm confused about wrong gender though and the fact of riding a big cat.(I'm allergic to cats) And... Oh God no.

Witch Doctor. Throw skulls at people while acting like Rafiki from the Lion King and screaming OHLOOKAITGO!

[QUOTE=maniacykt;38800906]Luna. I'm confused about wrong gender though and the fact of riding a big cat.(I'm allergic to cats) And... Oh God no.[/QUOTE] You must now give praise to the Dahk Muuhn.

I'm now a bear. This could be moderately problematic.

[QUOTE=Dogchow33;38795560]Outworld Destroyer. I'm going to rape your fucking mind.[/QUOTE] You're insane.

Dragon Knight: Dragon's blood heals my wounds fast and I get to turn into 3 deifferent dragons :smug:

Dazzle. Oh yes, I am very okay with this.

[QUOTE=Matlas;38735193]Kunkka. I'd love to wake up to be him. I think this is flawed.[/QUOTE] Tidehunter. KUUUNKAAA!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Dogchow33;38795560]Outworld Destroyer. I'm going to rape your fucking mind.[/QUOTE] That idea is so [I]out of this world[/I] ! hahahaaha someone please kill me,I beg you.

Sniper - I think the large weapon might get me into a lot of trouble..

Lifestealer, well shit now I have voices in my head and I crave the delicious life of anything in front of me. [I]Wait a sec..[/I]