You Wake Up As Your Favorite Hero, How Screwed Are You?

[Naarkie]

Puck, Illusory Orb errywhere
I'm okay with this

[elivance]

[QUOTE=Danda;38809183]Dazzle.

Oh yes, I am very okay with this.[/QUOTE]

You're a Punk! XD

[aznz888]

I REQUIRE MORE SKULLS FOR MY BONE THRONE

i proceed to ravage all nearby graveyards

[Joseph Smith]

Doom Bringer. I'm fucking Lucifer, what's cooler than this?

[Jechtmania]

[img]http://u.cubeupload.com/jechtman/650Juggernaut.png[/img]

OH SO YOU'RE ALONE NOW, OMNISLASH TIME

[Mercenary-]

[QUOTE=jechtman;38859833][img]http://u.cubeupload.com/jechtman/650Juggernaut.png[/img]

OH SO YOU'RE ALONE NOW, OMNISLASH TIME[/QUOTE]

And when the cops finally show up to arrest you for murdering all those poor, innocent people lost in the middle of the forest you can just Blade Fury away to safety, too.

[Bek___]

I wake up as a tormented centaur. Mom screams. Dad pulls out the shotgun.

[Jechtmania]

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;38860079]And when the cops finally show up to arrest you for murdering all those poor, innocent people lost in the middle of the forest you can just Blade Fury away to safety, too.[/QUOTE]

Then when I'm on the down low I'll pass myself off as a roadbound healer.

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Deeper_Kyo]... wait this sounds kinda familiar...[/url]

[Velox Axo]

[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/6/64/Wisp_Ally.mp3[/url]

[SatansSin]

Ursa.

So I'm a furry with a bear penis, that lives in the wild, and does stacking damage with each hit

neat

[Enaicavor]

demaciaaaaa

[Hobbax]

picks void

void : im pretty good with this hero i will farm and win this game
void has been killed by invoker first blood

void has left game.

:(

[Maragol]

Sniper

Oh goodie im a 4 foot marksman that is exiled from my home village.
yay......

[TheSaladMan]

Bane.

Sweet dreams everyone.

[eurocracy]

Oh, Invoker.

[I]So begins a new age of knowledge![/I]

[Constructor]

[QUOTE=Hobbax;38866861]picks void

void : im pretty good with this hero i will farm and win this game
void has been killed by invoker first blood

void has left game.

:([/QUOTE]
luckily nobody is dumb enough to actually do that

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Constructor;38920474]luckily nobody is dumb enough to actually do that[/QUOTE]

except him

he leaves every game

[BuffaloBill]

[QUOTE=Constructor;38920474]luckily nobody is dumb enough to actually do that[/QUOTE]

Wanna bet? I've had it happen, people ragequitting after giving first blood.

[The Error]

Not sure. Either I'd be Bane or Luna.

Not really sure what to say...

[otaviomad]

Oh no. This is bad. I usually play as support female heroes... Lina... windrunner...
I would wake up burning my bed.
Also mirana, even though I don't know how I would wake up in a tiger -.-

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=otaviomad;38935768]Oh no. This is bad. I usually play as support female heroes... Lina... windrunner...
I would wake up burning my bed.
Also mirana, even though I don't know how I would wake up in a tiger -.-[/QUOTE]

You now have a giant fluffy pillow?

[stea1th]

holy shit i get a hook that drags me to people and i can shoot rocket flares?

DOHOHO

[FKop_Dragon]

Witch doctor.
[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/7/7f/Wdoc_laugh_03.mp3[/url]

[BuffaloBill]

[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;38941488]Witch doctor.
[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/7/7f/Wdoc_laugh_03.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]

WD has the best fucking accent in the game.

[Rockeiro]

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;38942549]WD has the best fucking accent in the game.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/d/d8/Wdoc_ability_cask_03.mp3"]Best [/URL] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/b/b2/Wdoc_kill_11.mp3"] lines [/URL] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/8/81/Wdoc_doubdam_02.mp3"]as [/URL] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c3/Wdoc_respawn_02.mp3"]well.[/URL]

[Gekkosan]

[QUOTE=Hobbax;38866861]picks void

void : im pretty good with this hero i will farm and win this game
void has been killed by invoker first blood

void has left game.

:([/QUOTE]

Bane and Cent picks and go top dire easy lane together, someone is going bot, someone is going mid

i'm the 5th, i pick void

void : i farm top
void walks into top lane and forces Cent to gtfo, Bane supports me

first blood i dont remember, remember missing it by an inch i think.

all last hits, 18-20min midas, treads, battlefury and something

later void kills everything

void has won the game.

))

[Ananace]

I'd be okay going around and dazzling people while shouting "ZAP!" at them, and I imagine having shallow grave available would be fun for all those extreme sports too.

[ironman17]

I'd certainly be able to get to work early in my Gyrocopter, though it'd raise a lot of questions as to the massive amount of ordinance on the damn thing.

[Cronos]

Crystal Maiden. Considering I like her, I don't know if I'd be screwed. Wouldn't be...too different?

[QUOTE=Constructor;38737983]S-storm spirit?

I'm fabulous.
[/QUOTE]

Faceless Void is much more fabulous.

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2k4zPNal1qaheino1_1280.png[/img]
Alternate:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/1aJHf.png[/img_thumb]

[otaviomad]

Oh and queen of pain.
I would wake up like this:
[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/7/71/Pain_pain_13.mp3[/url]