You Wake Up As Your Favorite Hero, How Screwed Are You? - Games

well... I like playing as the female heroes. play with myself all day long... and awesome powers would be awesome.

[QUOTE=Mrs. Moon;38953181]well... I like playing as the female heroes. play with myself all day long... and awesome powers would be awesome.[/QUOTE] No. What?

...I'm a 2 headed dragon. Fucking awesome

ha ha, time to merely borrow

meepo would be fairly cool. i could send a clone to go study for me, send another to work, send another to go prostitute itself, and finally use the original clone to stay home and play video games

[QUOTE=Moupi;38990492]meepo would be fairly cool. i could send a clone to go study for me, send another to work, send another to go prostitute itself, and finally use the original clone to stay home and play video games[/QUOTE] So what you are basically saying is that the only reason you don't go into prostitution is because you don't have enough free time?

Im a fucking giant scorpion that may cause mini-earthquakes and has a sexy deep voice. And I didnt even mention the fabulous derpy laugh

Well, I guess my aura of the dark lord would scare away potential friends :suicide:

I'd have my own personal army and probably have to change my last name to Sully :v:

I'd feel like I'd be inside a franz kafka book “One morning, as Dovahkiin was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bug… As his mother screams -breakfast is ready! he shouts out only to hear NyxNYXNYXNYXNYX”

Windrunner. I'm gonna touch my boobies.

[QUOTE=HandsomeFrog;39028907]Windrunner. I'm gonna touch my boobies.[/QUOTE] What boobies?

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39028914]What boobies?[/QUOTE] My boobies. [IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/images/heroes/windrunner_vert.jpg[/IMG] Dem's mine.

HERE FISHY FISHY

Ursa. I don't think I could [B]bear[/B] it.

[QUOTE=Psycho8x8;39033209]Ursa. I don't think I could [B]bear[/B] it.[/QUOTE] WOCKA WOCKA

wait if I'm sven, my parents will be dead but I will be totally fucking ripped bit like batman but I can shoot my own fist like a grenade Atheists - 0 Cristians - 0 Batman - 0 Sven - 1

[QUOTE=Constructor;39047955]wait if I'm sven, my parents will be dead but I will be totally fucking ripped bit like batman but I can shoot my own fist like a grenade Atheists - 0 Cristians - 0 Batman - 0 Sven - 1[/QUOTE] not to mention you're so manly your attacks send waves of testosterone acroos the battlefield killing entire teams with 1 hit.

gaze not upon my glorious pecs

Silencer....Not bad at all.

Chen.. All will pay for their sins as I dominate their minds!

[QUOTE=Valiantttt;39082147]Silencer....Not bad at all.[/QUOTE] People partying at 3 am during finals. "Silence!"

Viper... because all i wanted to do in life was fly around, spit on people and make lame poison jokes. A bit like a pigeon but the other end and speaking english.

When people start to beat me up because I can only speak in cold-related puns, I'll just throw a bouncing snowball at them.

Broodmother. Gotta love those spiderlings :v:

Doom Bringer. I am now made of paper.

I'd be more freaked out that I would be lacking skin. Damn you Skeleton King.

Doom Bringer. The Devil incarnate. I think I'd be crucified the moment I'd step outside considering where I live. [QUOTE=Freakie;38800098]Enigma. Oh, I'm the universe. Guess that's cool.[/QUOTE] Wisp is the universe, Enigma is gravity.

i guess waking up as NP wouldn't be so bad transportation is unnedeed anymore

I have telekinesis, a magical bolt and can steal another spells? YAY