You Wake Up As Your Favorite Hero, How Screwed Are You?
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[QUOTE=Greasy;39257453]I have telekinesis, a magical bolt and can steal another spells?
YAY[/QUOTE]
Who you gonna steal, I mean borrow, from?
Sniper. Guess I'll go gun down everything
[QUOTE=Fillmore;39264162]Sniper. Guess I'll go gun down everything[/QUOTE]
We need to hang out more. Us Snipers gotta stick together in this world.
Day Walker, Night Stalker I guess...
Bloodseeker. Lane til' 3. Jungle. Then steal your kills. :v:
Wake up, hungover, to gain knowledge of the previous night I would just mana steal the shit out of everyone, to my distress I remember getting roundly fucked by Drow Ranger, to this thought I puke. So in a foul mood I just deal colossal AoE Damage to anyone that gets in my way, I get to work and have these fucking ponies try to stop by evil deeds(I am the bad guy in the next MLP series) After that I just get high as shit huffing obsidian and goto a brothel....And repeat.
What hero am I? It's just too easy
[QUOTE=georgeface;39281288]Wake up, hungover, to gain knowledge of the previous night I would just mana steal the shit out of everyone, to my distress I remember getting roundly fucked by Drow Ranger, to this thought I puke. So in a foul mood I just deal colossal AoE Damage to anyone that gets in my way, I get to work and have these fucking ponies try to stop by evil deeds(I am the bad guy in the next MLP series) After that I just get high as shit huffing obsidian and goto a brothel....And repeat.
What hero am I? It's just too easy[/QUOTE]
Clearly Slark.
You just had to throw MLP into it didn't you
OH WHAT A GREAT TIME TO GET PAGEKING
Yes well, I think that clearly Outworld Destroyer could make an excellent villain in it, if he successfully destroys them all to the tune of Arcane Orb and Sanity's Eclipse
[video=youtube;Ghq2f3pvVf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghq2f3pvVf4[/video]
Naga Siren or Bounty Hunter...kinky.
I'm a goblin with a severe fear of trees.
So, pretty fucked.
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On the other hand, waking up as Axe would be pretty cool.
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Aurel would be pretty neat, too. Flying around in a gyrocopter n' shit.
Lina.
Eh I'd just burn things.
[sp]i'm going to suck so many dicks[/sp]
I am motherfucking BANE.I will put anyone else to sleep.
[QUOTE=Pokushal;39377653]I am motherfucking BANE.I will put anyone else to sleep.[/QUOTE]
except a girl
[QUOTE=Suttles;39378521]except a girl[/QUOTE]
oh god I'm in tears
If I woke up as Omniknight, I'd be pretty fuckin' happy. I look like a total badass and heal like a motherfuck[b]OH SHIT NOT SIR BARKSALOT I'M SORRY I JUST MEANT TO HEAL THIS PAPER CUT[/b]
[QUOTE=Davoc;39358053]Lina.
Eh I'd just burn things.
[sp]i'm going to suck so many dicks[/sp][/QUOTE]
I've got Nature's Prophet. You're in for a fun time aren't you.
Gyro! well i guess i got older, shorter and grew an awesome moustache.
[URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/8/8a/Gyro_deny_05.mp3"]also[/URL]
[QUOTE=HandsomeFrog;39028907]Windrunner.
I'm gonna touch my boobies.[/QUOTE]
cleverly subtle joke
ursa
for the cubs and the forest and the trees and the weed and stuff roar fear me enemies
[QUOTE=georgeface;39281881]Yes well, I think that clearly Outworld Destroyer could make an excellent villain in it, if he successfully destroys them all to the tune of Arcane Orb and Sanity's Eclipse
[video=youtube;Ghq2f3pvVf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghq2f3pvVf4[/video][/QUOTE]
clearly some killsteals there but clearly good
he's a hard carry, ofcourse he's going to net the kills....
Meepo, instantly falls in love with windrunner.
Spiritbreaker. I can fly trough stuff at amazing speeds and stop at will! Hooray!
Keeper of the Light.
Wait, what?
[QUOTE=Royalwidchez;39948983]Keeper of the Light.
Wait, what?[/QUOTE]
Enjoy it, you're now a lady killer.
Enchantress.
Oh, I'd LOVE to be enchantress :D
[QUOTE=aftokinito;39949593]Enchantress.
Oh, I'd LOVE to be enchantress :D[/QUOTE]
Two spines and two ribcages.
Freak.
Sniper
I'll have to rush to russia
Assassinate the shit outta everyone
WIN :rock:
And I'll Peek At Em Butts... :dance:
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