You Wake Up As Your Favorite Hero, How Screwed Are You?

[The Error]

[QUOTE=Alturnax;39959371]Sniper
I'll have to rush to russia
Assassinate the shit outta everyone
WIN :rock:
And I'll Peek At Em Butts... :dance:[/QUOTE]

I don't... what?
Context, good man, context! I don't understand anything that's going on in your post!

Anyway welcome to Facepunch and all that yaddayaddayadda. I'm really not sure, but as most people use about one "EMOTICON" per post, having more looks really... weird.
Personally I almost never use them, but whatever.

[Fkpuz Version 1]

I'd go into the ocean and hunt Somali pirates by slapping them with my hammerhead shark head.

[Alturnax]

[QUOTE=I am Error;39959401]I don't... what?
[B]Context, good man, context! I don't understand anything that's going on in your post![/B]

Anyway welcome to Facepunch and all that yaddayaddayadda. I'm really not sure, but as most people use about one "EMOTICON" per post, having more looks really... weird.
Personally I almost never use them, but whatever.[/QUOTE]

i should also tell you, im on drugs...

[The Error]

[QUOTE=Alturnax;39959560]i should also tell you, im on drugs...[/QUOTE]

For not a single second will I believe you.

[Alturnax]

[QUOTE=I am Error;39960246]For not a single second will I believe you.[/QUOTE]

*sobs* okay...

[noobman200]

fucking love to wake up as axe

[aftokinito]

[QUOTE=Obvious Shizz;39952530]Two spines and two ribcages.
Freak.[/QUOTE]

There's nothing wrong with that :V
I always wondered where is Enchantress' pusy located though.
Is it on the fawn side or on the human side? D:

[The Error]

[QUOTE=aftokinito;39979204]There's nothing wrong with that :V
I always wondered where is Enchantress' pusy located though.
Is it on the fawn side or on the human side? D:[/QUOTE]

Why would you... wonder that?

[Frying Dutchman]

[QUOTE=I am Error;39979558]Why would you... wonder that?[/QUOTE]
[I]
Sproink![/I]

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=I am Error;39979558]Why would you... wonder that?[/QUOTE]

Because why the hell would you not?

[chukkyjr]

Meepo

1 attend classes
1 working
1 playing
1 chilling

gotta get lvl 16 fast!

[SxRustle]

Sven. Shaking my friends hands. Sent him to hospital accidentally :/

[The Error]

[QUOTE=chukkyjr;39980643]Meepo

1 attend classes
1 working
1 playing
1 chilling

gotta get lvl 16 fast![/QUOTE]

Plus you'd get from school to home really fast!
And all the LAN parties you'd ever want!

[Monosex]

Riki.. uhmm time to go to the nearest public pool

[Nightfury Treann]

Rubick!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZLeigii.png[/IMG]

So many things to steal... so many things to test.

[Kezia]

Windrunner, I'm fine.

[Oskutin]

Gyrocopter.
Time to bomb everything on my path.

[megaslam42]

Drow ranger
would be awesome lol i can shot people with arrows and being all mystical and stuff

[h3inrich]

Silencer.

Silence every motherfucker so nobody can say shit bout me.

[arandomu]

Slark

Backflipping everywhere and becoming all shadow-ish with the glowing eyes and everything whenever I get hurt

[Lexi]

Juggernaut.

JUGGERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUT

[Sableye]

lina,

who needs bras when they would light on fire, and i can float anyway

go pyrokinesis!

[Ananace]

Dazzle.

Guess it's time to get a job as a doctor, or maybe a medic in the army.

[Cronos]

[QUOTE=megaslam42;40094097]Drow ranger
would be awesome lol i can shot people with arrows and being all mystical and stuff[/QUOTE]

Do you mean with the new patch where she glows with magical oilsmoke-stuffs evaporating off her like an aura for her Marksmanship?

[QUOTE=Sableye;40262266]lina,

who needs bras when they would light on fire, and i can float anyway
[/QUOTE]

???