[QUOTE][B]Forgotten beasts can escape from the underground and try and pass themselves off as gods, gaining worshipers and taking control of civilizations.[/B][/QUOTE]
O shit. Can't wait.
[QUOTE=adamater;20219402]O shit. Can't wait.[/QUOTE]
No one can :v:
It's like waiting for christmas presents.
[QUOTE=Orkel;20219460]No one can :v:
It's like waiting for christmas presents.[/QUOTE]
That are late by two months :v:
holy shit, I need to start reading these update logs and creaming my pants
[editline]12:12AM[/editline]
Also I never understood why the title of this game is "Chapter II Dwarf Fortress" what's chapter 1?
[editline]12:25AM[/editline]
Also, also, how the fuck do I get rid of all these clothes on the barracks floor? i'm pretty sure all my champions are now wrestling naked
I think Chapter 1 is the first 2d version.
The only way to get rid of those clothes is to assign the person who owns them a chest and he'll put them in there.
I caught a dog in a cage trap somehow, the only dogs around were mine..
Its evil/beserk!
this game is awesome when you're high, everything makes sense
[editline]01:16AM[/editline]
holy shit my dwarves are boring, the latest engraving was of a fly.
[QUOTE=Parakon;20220653]this game is awesome when you're high, everything makes sense
[editline]01:16AM[/editline]
holy shit my dwarves are boring, the latest engraving was of a fly.[/QUOTE]
Have a Legendary Engraver become a soldier, have him fight some battles, then have him return to engraving.
He'll be shell-shocked.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;20220802]
He'll be shell-shocked.[/QUOTE]
I just had two dwaves, one being a child go mad because we had no shells.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;20220802]Have a Legendary Engraver become a soldier, have him fight some battles, then have him return to engraving.
He'll be shell-shocked.[/QUOTE]
Too bad dwarves can't actually see through glass walls.
You could make his bedroom beside a demon pit and have a glass wall in between. :v:
[QUOTE=Parakon;20220653]holy shit my dwarves are boring, the latest engraving was of a fly.[/QUOTE]
My dwarves are great. They always engrave images of elves getting killed.
The dwarves in my dwarves' engravings are usually killing wild animals.
The humans in my dwarves' engravings are usually killing elves.
The elves in my dwarves' engravings are pretty much always getting fucked over somehow.
There's only one positive engraving of an elf, where he's shooting a human.
[editline]01:56AM[/editline]
One of my engravers just engraved an image of himself engraving a wall.
My last fortress had only engravings of people going insane. And one of a donkey standing over an elf, with the elf in a fetal position.
[editline]11:34AM[/editline]
Also something I learned from that fortress, don't engrave every god damn bedroom unless you want people to get evicted when the dwarven economy unlocks.
adsf, I can't wait until the new version :(.. adsf..
[QUOTE=dewd11;20220223]I think Chapter 1 is the first 2d version.
The only way to get rid of those clothes is to assign the person who owns them a chest and he'll put them in there.[/QUOTE]
Wrong. Chapter 1 refers to a different game, the one that Toady made before DF. It is called just "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood".
[url]http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?board=1.0[/url]
That's why the DF name has "Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress" at the end.
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And for some reason I saw a dream about DF yesterday. Basically Toady hired me as one of his new coders, showed me all the shit that was going in the new version. We talked a bit regarding the game and then we travelled to Ireland and shot people with green laser miniguns at some festival.
My dwarf fortress crashes every time I play for more than about five minutes, it says there's a video error or something similar, what should I do?
[QUOTE=Orkel;20228390]then we travelled to Ireland and shot people with green laser miniguns at some festival.[/QUOTE]
trippy
[QUOTE=xESxKhaotik;20229365]My dwarf fortress crashes every time I play for more than about five minutes, it says there's a video error or something similar, what should I do?[/QUOTE]
Call apple tech support.
[QUOTE=Parakon;20219677]holy shit, I need to start reading these update logs and creaming my pants
[editline]12:12AM[/editline]
Also I never understood why the title of this game is "Chapter II Dwarf Fortress" what's chapter 1?
[editline]12:25AM[/editline]
Also, also, how the fuck do I get rid of all these clothes on the barracks floor? i'm pretty sure all my champions are now wrestling naked[/QUOTE]
The first one was a pure beat em up roguelike
[editline]11:58AM[/editline]
Ninja'd
[b]New devlog[/b]
[quote] Finally handled a world gen crash that has been a problem for a long time. Earlier I stuck some blind cave fish men (yes, be prepared) in the arena to try them out, and they wouldn't do anything but wander around. It was frustrating, but after a bit I remembered that they didn't have the EXTRAVISION flag. Then it was fine![/quote]
What's EXTRAVISION?
[QUOTE=war_man333;20232296]What's EXTRAVISION?[/QUOTE]
I think it means the ability to "see."
[QUOTE=war_man333;20232296]What's EXTRAVISION?[/QUOTE]
The ability to see stuff around you even if you have no eyes, kinda like how bats use ultrasound to "see" their environment and how some really deep cave and sea-animals which have no eyes can know their surroundings.
[quote]Bat echolocation is a perceptual system where ultrasonic sounds are emitted specifically to produce echoes. By comparing the outgoing pulse with the returning echoes the brain and auditory nervous system can produce detailed images of the bat's surroundings. This allows bats to detect, localize and even classify their prey in complete darkness. At 130 decibels in intensity, bat calls are some of the most intense airborne animal sounds[/quote]
Right, i want to go for a really well deisgned fort, all of my other succsesful forts were poorly designed.
I want to go for something beutiful, a city, wich looks awesome in my term.
I'm thinking of making a human fort again, but alass, i'm afraid the same bug will repeat
AKA i will not get any higher noble than sherrif.
[editline]07:03PM[/editline]
So, guys, what would you recommend?
[editline]07:08PM[/editline]
Also, orkel, make toady fix the raw aluminum bullshit
You never find raw aluminum, it's extracted from various ores.
[QUOTE=KestasLT;20233654]Right, i want to go for a really well deisgned fort, all of my other succsesful forts were poorly designed.
I want to go for something beutiful, a city, wich looks awesome in my term.
I'm thinking of making a human fort again, but alass, i'm afraid the same bug will repeat
AKA i will not get any higher noble than sherrif.
[editline]07:03PM[/editline]
So, guys, what would you recommend?
[editline]07:08PM[/editline]
Also, orkel, make toady fix the raw aluminum bullshit
You never find raw aluminum, it's extracted from various ores.[/QUOTE]
a dictionary.
Can anyone tell me what the hell a two-legged rhino lizard is?
[B]Two-legged rhino lizard[/B] is a harmful [URL="http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Vermin"]vermin[/URL]. It will gnaw its way to your [URL="http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Food"]food[/URL] through [URL="http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Container"]containers[/URL] and eat it. It lives in any savage [URL="http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Biome"]biome[/URL]. It's an exotic [URL="http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Pet"]pet[/URL] so you need a [URL="http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Dungeon_master"]dungeon master[/URL] to tame it.
I'm terrible at Dwarf Fortress. I lose in about 5 minutes.
That only means you're playing it right, son.
[QUOTE=S1N1337;20234196]I'm terrible at Dwarf Fortress. I lose in about 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
Please tell me your secret.
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