[IMG]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/ryenoru_v2/0304101600.jpg[/IMG]
Joining the fad.
Actually here's a better picture of me. Now with 5x more face!
I are ugly. :saddowns:
[IMG]http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2565/212/120/1344082422/n1344082422_1071009_6204893.jpg[/IMG]
Kinda' old, but not by much. My beard, however, is about 4-5x times that length now.
Dalndox, you're not ugly. You seem decent as well <3 Just don't have that goatee. It makes your head look narrow towards the bottom, giving it a pointy look. You'd look badass with a longer beard all round, or a beard braided like a dwarf. No joke.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;20558924]I gotta find a good pic first. Also, there is. Google autistic, and look at the images.[/QUOTE]
Most of them are pictures of retarded children. If you are implying that I look like a retard then I take that as an offense.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;20559043]
Kinda' old, but not by much. My beard, however, is about 4-5x times that length now.[/QUOTE]
You're the dwarfiest in this thread. Don't you dare cut it before the new version is released!
[QUOTE=Orkel;20559137]Most of them are pictures of retarded children. If you are implying that I look like a retard then I take that as an offense.
You're the dwarfiest in this thread. Don't you dare cut it before the new version is released![/QUOTE]
What did you think autism was before you Googled it? You've got that bottom lip that looks like it's been injected with muscle-relaxant, a top sign to look out for that shows whether someone is autistic. Plus, you have that thousand yard stare.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;20559201]What did you think autism was before you Googled it? You've got that bottom lip that looks like it's been injected with muscle-relaxant, a top sign to look out for that shows whether someone is autistic. Plus, you have that thousand yard stare.[/QUOTE]
That's called "not smiling"
And half-greek genes
Changing subject, Dalndox, God damn you're dwarvenly. You make me proud.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;20559265]Changing subject, Dalndox, God damn you're dwarvenly. You make me proud.[/QUOTE]
Since you guys want Dwarvenly, I decided to take some extra pictures just now. :v:
(Big images, so url'd instead of tagged)
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/CeryusOfDarkstar/IMG_0563.jpg] Length of my beard.[/url]
I haven't shaved in a while, so it's really rough. My chin is the only place that grows hair well, so I haven't shaved it in months.
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/CeryusOfDarkstar/IMG_0560.jpg] My attempt at a Dwarvenly braid. [/url] It failed miserably. :v:
So, how's that?
Sorry, nowhere near enough beard dude. Is your beard patchy or does it take some time to grow fully?
You need a LOT more beard to make a braid than that!
I'm the voice of a generation! :v:
[img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7210/me2yc.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Orkel;20559137]Most of them are pictures of retarded children. If you are implying that I look like a retard then I take that as an offense.
You're the dwarfiest in this thread. Don't you dare cut it before the new version is released![/QUOTE]
I have way more facial hair than him
[QUOTE=Skwee;20559879]I have way more facial hair than him[/QUOTE]
Then you take the throne of dwarfiness.
Pics.
I call longest hair.
[img]http://upload.snelhest.org/images/100304edited.JPG[/img]
And this picture is like 21 months old. Cut off like 10cm though.
[QUOTE=Orkel;20559891]Then you take the throne of dwarfiness.
Pics.[/QUOTE]
I don't have any recent pics.
CBA right now. Maybe later
[QUOTE=Kazumi;20559937]I call longest hair.
[img]http://upload.snelhest.org/images/100304edited.JPG[/img]
And this picture is like 21 months old. Cut off like 10cm though.[/QUOTE]
You win "Longest hair award" and here is an engraving
"Here is superior quality engraving of Kazumi and his hair flowing in the breeze"
Also I must join since I missed the weight one.
About a year old photo
[img]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs484.ash1/26481_100539973315042_100000771192982_13019_3261811_n.jpg[/img]
'The fuck, are you black?
[editline]11:37PM[/editline]
What is this, I don't even.. Black people playing Dwarf Fortress..
(I don't mean to be offensive :v:)
why the fuck did this thread turn from funny dwarf stories to "HAY GUISES LOOK AT ME I HAVE A PICTURE" and how, i tried rereading back but i don't see how this happened.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;20561159]'The fuck, are you black?
[editline]11:37PM[/editline]
What is this, I don't even.. Black people playing Dwarf Fortress..
(I don't mean to be offensive :v:)[/QUOTE]
I'm half black and I play DF.
Also I am offended.
(not really)
[QUOTE=Kylel999;20561159]'The fuck, are you black?
[editline]11:37PM[/editline]
What is this, I don't even.. Black people playing Dwarf Fortress..
(I don't mean to be offensive :v:)[/QUOTE]
I think I just busted a gut laughing. No offense taken ,but I'm actually Dominican.
Now to get this thread back on topic. I'm guessing the only way is for orkel to post a dev log or Today finally releases new update.
[editline]11:44PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Soren;20561179]why the fuck did this thread turn from funny dwarf stories to "HAY GUISES LOOK AT ME I HAVE A PICTURE" and how, i tried rereading back but i don't see how this happened.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KestasLT;20554231]Why don' tall of you just take a picture of yourself?
[editline]05:38PM[/editline]
and post it here[/QUOTE]
Also this is how it started
Do we even have black Dwarfs? I would guess not, since they spend most of their time underground.
Either way, we need black Dwarfs.
I'm fucking around with mods. At the moment I just have two problems:
How do I change the first name choices?
How do I change the name of 'classes' like marksman for example. I saw the one for dwarves in the entities file or something but that doesn't do anything for the other races.
Quick someone post "Its dwarvenly" image I need to make a black dwarf joke.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;20559639]Sorry, nowhere near enough beard dude. Is your beard patchy or does it take some time to grow fully?
You need a LOT more beard to make a braid than that![/QUOTE]
I have two bald strips that run on either side of my chin. I can't grow a goatee because those lines go up to my lips. I can grow the beard you see and a bit of a soul patch.
At this point, we should think of what role we would play in a Dwarf society, and start naming Dwarves ingame as such. :v:
'twould be interesting.
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;20561611]I'm fucking around with mods. At the moment I just have two problems:
How do I change the first name choices?
How do I change the name of 'classes' like marksman for example. I saw the one for dwarves in the entities file or something but that doesn't do anything for the other races.[/QUOTE]
It may be based on the language you set that race to. I could be wrong, though.
Also, I think you have to copy those tags and add them to other races you've deemed playable. Again, I could be wrong. I just started learning this shit. :v:
[QUOTE=Dalndox;20562788]I have two bald strips that run on either side of my chin. I can't grow a goatee because those lines go up to my lips. I can grow the beard you see and a bit of a soul patch.
At this point, we should think of what role we would play in a Dwarf society, and start naming Dwarves ingame as such. :v:
'twould be interesting.
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
It may be based on the language you set that race to. I could be wrong, though.
Also, I think you have to copy those tags and add them to other races you've deemed playable. Again, I could be wrong. I just started learning this shit. :v:[/QUOTE]
Milker :rock:
[QUOTE=Kylel999;20562831]Milker :rock:[/QUOTE]
That job title on a Tentacle Demon scares me. :gonk:
[QUOTE=Dalndox;20562920]That job title on a Tentacle Demon scares me. :gonk:[/QUOTE]
imagine your tentacle demons 'milking' a little anime schoolgirl
oh god
Damn looks like I missed the new fad. I wanted to show off my blackness, wearing a black fedora, and full black clothes, black black black black blaaaaaack.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;20562788]I have two bald strips that run on either side of my chin. I can't grow a goatee because those lines go up to my lips. I can grow the beard you see and a bit of a soul patch.
At this point, we should think of what role we would play in a Dwarf society, and start naming Dwarves ingame as such. :v:
'twould be interesting.
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
It may be based on the language you set that race to. I could be wrong, though.
Also, I think you have to copy those tags and add them to other races you've deemed playable. Again, I could be wrong. I just started learning this shit. :v:[/QUOTE]
If only someone could release a utility that can easily mod DF
Also can I get an award for being blackest person posting in this thread?
Oh shit am I late for the pictures?!
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;20563470]Oh shit am I late for the pictures?![/QUOTE]
Post away hurry before we reach the next page!
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