Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition - Games

[QUOTE=DeandreT;29291775]Thread is quiet now that everyone is playing that dumb hole simulator. We can talk about secrets like how Gordon Freeman is actually Chell in disguise.[/QUOTE] Portal 2 Megathread Mark IX - Dumb Hole Simulator Mines been stuck on 12% since the beginning of time.

I am resisting the urge to watch the play through videos that will surely follow. I would like to play the game myself. When I get it, anyway. Which will be a while.

Everyone's telling me that it released early in Australia. Anyone able to confirm?

why is there an 800mb update?

Why does my coop partner have access to all the shit in the store if he didn't buy them.

So much happens in the first 30 minutes, I'd wait to play it if I were you. [QUOTE=lenx;29291802]I am resisting the urge to watch the play through videos that will surely follow. I would like to play the game myself. When I get it, anyway. Which will be a while.[/QUOTE]

decryptingggg

Alright, thanks for the heads up.

Cave Johnson here with the Aperture Science Giant Lint Ball and Aperture Science Portable Flamethrower device [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U1caNuhgnI&feature=related[/media] Cave Johnson, We're done here

Now why couldn't the ARG get this much attention: [img]http://gyazo.com/65c1c77b7121b85b528438816aa9999b.png[/img]

Wait a minute, you have to pay for gestures? Is this a joke?

Fucks sake. 1 and a half hours and I'm stuck at 13% going as slow as 260 kb/s with my shit internet [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29291937]Wait a minute, you have to pay for gestures? Is this a joke?[/QUOTE] It better be a joke

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29291937]Wait a minute, you have to pay for gestures? Is this a joke?[/QUOTE] You don't have to buy them, its just an option. God damn get over it.

Hats... :geno:

Optional hats that don't affect gameplay. Those bastards!

[QUOTE=Y'all.;29291953]You don't have to buy them, its just an option. God damn get over it.[/QUOTE] Get over it? I learned it a few seconds ago. But it's fucking ridiculous.

They aren't forcing you to buy anything from the store. It's an option. If you don't like it, ignore it.

Got a whole free day tomorrow, and on that day my portal 2 retail is going to arrive! :buddy:

LETS DO THIS SHIT! :woop:

My friend got a lot of shit like gestures and hats for free and I have absolutely nothing :suicide:

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29291937]Wait a minute, you have to pay for gestures? Is this a joke?[/QUOTE] For coop? Like the waves and stuff?

[QUOTE=Y'all.;29291974]They aren't forcing you to buy anything from the store. It's an option. If you don't like it, ignore it.[/QUOTE] We got it the first three times...

Why is everyone paying attention to the store, again? Look on the brightside: -69 chambers (singleplayer) that are longer then the Portal 1 chambers -Jonathon Coulton wrote the ending songs -Co-op -More dialog -It's freakin' Portal 2

Wonder if they will port some of the hats from the game to TF2.

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29292003]We got it the first three times...[/QUOTE] Okay.

For anyone that's played further than me, is there commentary in this game? I love to hear Valve talk about how they did stuff.

[QUOTE=RivaGe;29291991]My friend got a lot of shit like gestures and hats for free and I have absolutely nothing :suicide:[/QUOTE] How?

[quote]Decrypting game files: 1%[/quote] o valve thou art a cruel, cruel mistress

[QUOTE=conan96;29292022]For anyone that's played further than me, is there commentary in this game? I love to hear Valve talk about how they did stuff.[/QUOTE] Further? It's a game mode selectable from main menu :v: [QUOTE=Prism;29292026]How?[/QUOTE] Yeah I'd love to know that.

Am I glad or am I glad that I didn't buy Portal 2.