Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition

[tsar]

After seeing some of the screenshots and reviews in this thread I really want to play this game now. Just waiting for it to finish downloading a part the pre-load fucked up on.

[ElectronicG19]

Finished, excellent ending.

[cheesedelux]

[QUOTE=MrParalegal;29298815][sp]Look to the right, you'll see something white with a companion cube sneak behind them and then later you can see the shadow, its in the part with all those turrents including the fat and giant one[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]You shouldn't call the Animal King fat[/sp]

[kuhbwekduhbweco]

jesus so many fucking spoilers and I cannot play the damned game yet

[Xeloo]

How do I finish this one?

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559780497140441922/D1F2231DEA762C0C269775F6412E9D7FF6182527/[/url]

[J4censolo]

[QUOTE=Xeloo;29298871]How do I finish this one?

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559780497140441922/D1F2231DEA762C0C269775F6412E9D7FF6182527/[/url][/QUOTE]

I'm on that exact one right now but my question got paged. I need an answer too.

[Dummkopfs!]

I really laughed at a situation [sp]with broken aerial plate and wheatley, GENIOUSLY[/sp]

not a spoiler if you played over 1 hour...

[Giraffen93]

[sp]wait, was the time travel serious? what happened?[/sp]

[Bat-shit]

This game is fucking blast, that's what I'm telling you.

Though the blue gel gimmick, it's not THAT fun.

I like(d?) the adventure part, a lot. I'll see how it turns out eventually, I'll leave it for later.

Some of the tests are mind-boggling! :colbert:

I like investigating and "taking notes" of things, saved a turret bot from death, who said "I'm different" in a sad voice and thing :v: fucking fun! and she said things..

[MrParalegal]

[QUOTE=nightlord;29298824]No, that is not it. [sp] that is one of Wheatleys cube turrets [/sp][/QUOTE]

I guess I need to get my eyes checked then

[ElectronicG19]

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;29298843][sp]You shouldn't call the Animal King fat[/sp][/QUOTE]
Christ, that little gif thing in one of the first test chambers was hilarious. The stick figures bowing to it made me piss myself.

[KirilloTRON]

[QUOTE=Xeloo;29298871]How do I finish this one?

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559780497140441922/D1F2231DEA762C0C269775F6412E9D7FF6182527/[/url][/QUOTE]
Pretty easy actually. But it's hard to explain with words.

[EarlCdwards]

there was one thing that really bugged me about this game

[sp]you get to the bottom of the facility, open the sealed off chambers, there's this huge climactic opening which is all dramatic and awesome as the vault opens, then there's that solitary door and you're like "man this is cool, and tense too"

and then you see:[/sp]

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559780497140398706/602BC7708A38E656EB4FE391D6920318A45362C8/[/url]

[ElectronicG19]

[QUOTE=Xeloo;29298871]How do I finish this one?

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559780497140441922/D1F2231DEA762C0C269775F6412E9D7FF6182527/[/url][/QUOTE]
That one took me a while, you need to do things in a certain order. You can't really explain it.

[Xeloo]

[QUOTE=ElectronicG19;29298931]That one took me a while, you need to do things in a certain order. You can't really explain it.[/QUOTE]

What do you need to do first? Do I need the wavy teleport thing?

[Velguador]

My friend told me he was going to pirate this one. Asked for his reasons.
[quote]There is no online multiplayer. I do not count co-op since that's with only two people. And according to /v/ it sucks, it's only 5 hours long and is more fitting as DLC.[/quote]
I told him he was wrong and his opinion sucks, but still. :suicide:

[Chrille]

[QUOTE=EarlCdwards;29298910]there was one thing that really bugged me about this game

[sp]you get to the bottom of the facility, open the sealed off chambers, there's this huge climactic opening which is all dramatic and awesome as the vault opens, then you there's that solitary door and you're like "man this is cool, and tense too"

and then you see:[/sp]

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559780497140398706/602BC7708A38E656EB4FE391D6920318A45362C8/[/url][/QUOTE]

I actually laughed.

[Scotty.]

When I buy Portal 2 from my local Gamestation on Thursday, I get free cake!

[IMG]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/218139_10150172294664145_616029144_6723972_5136655_n.jpg[/IMG]

[EarlCdwards]

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;29298944]I'm sure that was the whole joke. [sp]A big massive door, making you excited, only to reveal a small door was pretty funny in my opinion[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]I meant the helpful on-screen help[/sp]

[penisbutter]

[QUOTE=Velguador;29298948]My friend told me he was going to pirate this one. Asked for his reasons.

I told him he was wrong and his opinion sucks, but still. :suicide:[/QUOTE]

5 hours long

is he fucking high

[KirilloTRON]

[QUOTE=Chrille;29298950]I actually laughed.[/QUOTE]
And what a nice chair stands next to the door :haw:

[gman_beeman]

Dat ending song

[simkas]

[QUOTE=penisbutter;29298964]5 hours long

is he fucking high[/QUOTE]

Well, it is only about 6 hours long. I started playing it, finished and after that steam said I played the game for 6 hours. I didn't rush or anything, some of the tests did take me quite a bit of time to figure out.

[ghiacciato]

I just noticed something.
You remember the trailers about the [sp]Pneumatic Diversity Vent[/sp], that thing that [sp]sucks in the turrets and shit[/sp]? It's not in the Single Player. What happened to it, did it get scratched, or is it in the Co-op only?

EDIT: That's the trailer. Can't spoiler this one, obviously :P

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOH6BprN9FI[/media]

[jaybuz]

I found secret link in the super 8 trailer. Am I late?

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/jaybuz/screenshot/542891998547826019[/url]

I have no idea what the password is.

[KirilloTRON]

[QUOTE=ghiacciato;29298991]I just noticed something.
You remember the trailers about the [sp]Pneumatic Diversity Vent[/sp], that thing that [sp]sucks in the turrets and shit[/sp]. It's not in the Single Player. What happened to it, did it get scratched, or is it in the Co-op only?

EDIT: That's the trailer. Can't spoiler this one, obviously :P

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOH6BprN9FI[/media][/QUOTE]
[sp]It's the Moon portal[/sp]

[sir whoopsalot]

How do I clear that co-op level in the second set with the big fan at the end? We got the cube and that's it.

Nvm, cleared it.

[jlj1]

They should still be coded in at least for when the SDK comes out and maybe they will be used in the DLC

[ghiacciato]

[QUOTE=jlj1;29299020]They should still be coded in at least for when the SDK comes out and maybe they will be used in the DLC[/QUOTE]

DLC? Confirmation about that?
Also, you were talking about my question, right? :P

[jlj1]

[url]http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?176350-Valve-s-Eric-Wolpaw-on-Portal-2-Difficulty-DLC-and-Steam-on-the-PS3[/url]

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