Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition
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[QUOTE=nikomo;29303771]God fucking damn it, I keep getting stuck every 5 minutes.
Right, how do I get past this god damned place?
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/nikomo/screenshot/577794895658976459[/url]
I tried [sp]doing portal on the slope and getting momentum from that, tried putting one on the pillar thing and momentum from that but nope.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Dude just figure it out. One chamber took me 30 mins but I kept trying stuff until I got it. Asking for help is no fun.
Does anybody want to play co-op at all?
[url]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=CP201[/url]
i want this shirt so bad
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;29303144]Who said Portal 3 needed to take place after Portal 2. It would be very interesting to have Portal 3 set before Portal 1.[/QUOTE]
Why does everyone seem to forget about [sp]The co-op ending. Chell's story may be over, but the co-op bots and thousands of clones look like a sequel hook if I ever saw one![/sp]
I just realized something:
There were no [sp]vacuum tubes.
Remember how in the trailers you could put a portal underneath a tube sucking air into it and then suck portals and stuff away?[/sp] That never happened :(
[QUOTE=J4censolo;29303079]I would hope so, [sp]but the way Portal 2 ended makes it seem as if it has no need for another sequel.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Plus GLaDoS said... "DON'T come back"
I don't think we'll ever see something else after PORTAL 2...
Maybe some thing before it, but... that's very unlikely
[QUOTE=scotland1;29303816]Dude just figure it out. One chamber took me 30 mins but I kept trying stuff until I got it. Asking for help is no fun.[/QUOTE]
It's past midnight, I've been stuck here for over half an hour and that liquid splot sound is getting on my nerves.
I'd say asking for help is fun, I prefer the story in this case. I just want to see what happens in the end.
[QUOTE=nikomo;29303771]God fucking damn it, I keep getting stuck every 5 minutes.
Right, how do I get past this god damned place?
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/nikomo/screenshot/577794895658976459[/url]
I tried [sp]doing portal on the slope and getting momentum from that, tried putting one on the pillar thing and momentum from that but nope.[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]To your right is 2 towers, one of them has a catwalk on it. Use paint to make the tower portallable and work your way up to the top, pop a portal on the angled panel and under yourself and jump.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Wii60;29303824][url]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=CP201[/url]
i want this shirt so bad[/QUOTE]
I'd much prefer a figurine of Wheatley of some sorts.
Seriously, Wheatley's a boss.
[QUOTE=Mattey;29303844]Plus GLaDoS said... "DON'T come back"
I don't think we'll ever see something else after PORTAL 2...
Maybe some thing before it, but... that's very unlikely[/QUOTE]
Aww, but glados actually [sp]misses Chell. If you listen to the lyrics in the end song, she sounds pretty torn up about it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;29303865]I'd much prefer a figurine of Wheatley of some sorts.
Seriously, Wheatley's a boss.[/QUOTE]
Wheatley was the most memorable Valve character for me.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;29303833]I just realized something:
There were no [sp]vacuum tubes.
Remember how in the trailers you could put a portal underneath a tube sucking air into it and then suck portals and stuff away?[/sp] That never happened :([/QUOTE]
Fair enough. We got the [sp] Gamma gel [/sp] to create portals though... and at the end [sp] There is one... technically.[/sp]
[QUOTE=kaine123;29303887][url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558654597240855579/3CF3643EFFAC187EFC6674E6908846BDA4CFC1A3/[/url]
I'm stumped.[/QUOTE]
If that's where I think it is, use the gel from earlier.
[QUOTE=nikomo;29303852]It's past midnight, I've been stuck here for over half an hour and that liquid splot sound is getting on my nerves.
I'd say asking for help is fun, I prefer the story in this case. I just want to see what happens in the end.[/QUOTE]
Fine. [sp]To the right of that screenshot are two structures. Cover them in white stuff until you can get to the top.[/sp]
[QUOTE=swampie;29303898]those fucking broken turrets
so fucking annoying[/QUOTE]
Aw, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
I like getting stumped in chambers and then inadvertently doing something to help myself along.
Everything starts to click and then I'm like: "Ohhhhh, so that's how you do it!"
[QUOTE=swampie;29303898]those fucking broken turrets
so fucking annoying[/QUOTE]
Broken turrets are just funny :smug:
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;29303865]I'd much prefer a figurine of Wheatley of some sorts.
Seriously, Wheatley's a boss.[/QUOTE]
Lifesize Wheatley made of metal. :iia:
I'm surprised at how easily stuck people are getting. Quite a few of the chambers took some intense thinking for 10 or 20 minutes, but they weren't too bad.
[QUOTE=Mitchel.;29303949]Broken turrets are just funny :smug:[/QUOTE]
Yeah I loved them. [sp]When you had to stop the assembly line by removing the test turret, replacing it with a broken one was so satisfying. I also stood and caught a lot of them from going into the incinerator.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Garrus.;29303964]I'm surprised at how easily stuck people are getting. Quite a few of the chambers took some intense thinking for 10 or 20 minutes, but they weren't too bad.[/QUOTE]
Well, the fun part is thinking first, then trying for 30 minutes and then thinking over how stupid that was when you notice you could just make a portal next to the exit.
It happened to me.
Wow the negative reviews on metacritic are just laughable. Some of them have legitimate and fair complaints but they were only minor flaws in an otherwise totally amazing game.
I don't know about you guys but I spent $45 on this game and felt like every single penny was worth it. It's an excellent change from all of the other garbage being produced for the gaming industry lately. I may just be disrespecting their opinions but to me it seems like they're blatantly trolling. Especially since one of the reviewers is named " ValveSucks " :colbert:
Just completed Portal 2, and beat the boss a second time for effect.
HONEST REVIEW WITHOUT TOO MANY SPOILERS:
The beginning was fun, I love how everything makes a different footstep/jumping sound. Wheatley's comedy is hilarious and the plot twists are shocking. A large majority of the middle part (with the control rooms etc) was repetitive and boring, and so were [sp]wheatley's[/sp] test chambers. The boss was strangely like the boss from the first game, but wasn't as easy. It was fun. The ending cutscene was great and was a perfect finish to a great game.
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What the hell do I do here?
Sorry for constantly asking for help. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=J4censolo;29303994]Wow the negative reviews on metacritic are just laughable. Some of them have legitimate and fair complaints but they were only minor flaws in an otherwise totally amazing game.
I don't know about you guys but I spent $45 on this game and felt like every single penny was worth it. It's an excellent change from all of the other garbage being produced for the gaming industry lately. I may just be disrespecting their opinions but to me it seems like they're blatantly trolling. Especially since one of the reviewers is named " ValveSucks " :colbert:[/QUOTE]
It's /v/ trolling.
70% after 6 hours. Come on, my internet is capable of doing better than that.
[QUOTE=scotland1;29303975]Yeah I loved them. [sp]When you had to stop the assembly line by removing the test turret, replacing it with a broken one was so satisfying. I also stood and caught a lot of them from going into the incinerator.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I did the same. [sp] Did you grab the one that was going to be dropped in the incinerator to get the achievement? "I'm different" and I felt like, compelled to help. [/sp]
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