Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition

[Wiggles]

[QUOTE=cowsaysoink;29308920]shit can somebody help me with this part of chapter 7?

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I've been trying for a long time but I just can't seem to figure it out.[/QUOTE]

[sp]Reuse the gel you used to get up there and everything should take care of itself.[/sp]

[Dehodson]

[QUOTE=cowsaysoink;29308920]shit can somebody help me with this part of chapter 7?

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I've been trying for a long time but I just can't seem to figure it out.[/QUOTE]

THAT FUCKING AREA. Hint: You're doing it right. You just have to use the propulsion gel to get up on the ledge instead of doing it the OBVIOUS way and then it will work.

[deadoctober]

[QUOTE=cowsaysoink;29308920]shit can somebody help me with this part of chapter 7?

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I've been trying for a long time but I just can't seem to figure it out.[/QUOTE]

[sp]Put acceleration gel on the floor, then a orange portal to run into, then one on the slanted part, you'll fling yourself and bounce off the bounce gel.[/sp]

[PotatoArmada]

I'm a bit confused with the ending. [sp]So Chell gets out right? So now it's 200 years into the future where mankind could be gone. What now?[/sp]

[Feuvert]

Am I the only one a bit dissapointed that there isn't any advanced chambers? I could use some more challenges :D.

Currently playing through the coop. My god, I'd pay 45 $ for that anyday!

[deadoctober]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;29308973]I'm a bit confused with the ending. [sp]So Chell gets out right? So now it's 200 years into the future where mankind could be gone. What now?[/sp][/QUOTE]

The End.

[Feuvert]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;29308973]I'm a bit confused with the ending. [sp]So Chell gets out right? So now it's 200 years into the future where mankind could be gone. What now?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Well, it's in the Half-Life universe... so maybe she's in a part of the world that wasn't hit by the combine, or well... maybe EP3 took care of the combines and rebuilt the world... we really have no idea. We just know she's free from Aperture [/sp]

[PotatoArmada]

[QUOTE=deadoctober;29308979]The End.[/QUOTE]

Really? Well I guess we'll find out more if they decide to continue the series.

[Flicky]

[QUOTE=Feuvert;29308988][sp]Well, it's in the Half-Life universe... so maybe she's in a part of the world that wasn't hit by the combine, or well... maybe EP3 took care of the combines and rebuilt the world... we really have no idea. We just know she's free from Aperture [/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Seeing as how there's literally never-ending wheat, I'm lead to assume she's on some form of giant farm.[/sp]

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;29308973]I'm a bit confused with the ending. [sp]So Chell gets out right? So now it's 200 years into the future where mankind could be gone. What now?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]GLaDOS mentions that she had seen humans a couple days before, somewhere in between blathering on about deer.[/sp]

[cowsaysoink]

[QUOTE=deadoctober;29308956][sp]Put acceleration gel on the floor, then a orange portal to run into, then one on the slanted part, you'll fling yourself and bounce off the bounce gel.[/sp][/QUOTE]

thanks babe. i used a totally different way to get up so that put me on the wrong track

[Flicky]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309024][sp]GLaDOS mentions that she had seen humans a couple days before, somewhere in between blathering on about deer.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Brotip: She's probably lying.[/sp]

[Tacosheller]

What I don't get is [sp] how Wheatley survived. Even if he did continue to function through being crushed, how did he get back onto a rail?[/sp]

[Jo The Shmo]

What the FUCK?
That was the weirdest ending ever.
Seriously what the fuck.
[sp]I mean I saw the moon and at first I thought it was there just so you could see the sky for the first time ever, but then I was like "is valve serious? Do they want me to shoot it?"[/sp]
[sp]I mean what are the chances that you shoot right next to the lunar landing site, also how the fuck can you see the flash thing from earth[/sp]
I was just so unbelievable that I don't really love it.
Everything else about it was awesome.

[Feuvert]

[QUOTE=Flicky;29309023][sp]Seeing as how there's literally never-ending wheat, I'm lead to assume she's on some form of giant farm.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Still, the combines would've destroyed everything on Earth; they're currently sucking out the water supplies, so I think we can at least look forward to an happen ending of the Half-Life series.[/sp]

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;29308659]Also, does anyone have a link to that 10-20 minute video of a short demo of the co-op during an interview with Valve? My friend really wants to see it for himself because he might be getting this game soon.

[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]

Fucking automerge, how does it work? :argh:[/QUOTE]
Reposting for the new page, I'm going to bed so can someone please send me the link in a PM?

[Seiteki]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309053]What I don't get is [sp] how Wheatley survived. Even if he did continue to function through being crushed, how did he get back onto a rail?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Multiple copies?[/sp]

[Flicky]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309053]What I don't get is [sp] how Wheatley survived. Even if he did continue to function through being crushed, how did he get back onto a rail?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]GLaDOS reassigned him, remember?[/sp]

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309053]What I don't get is [sp] how Wheatley survived. Even if he did continue to function through being crushed, how did he get back onto a rail?[/sp][/QUOTE]

Maybe [sp] P-body or Atlas helped him?[/sp]

[Jo The Shmo]

[QUOTE=Flicky;29309023][sp]Seeing as how there's literally never-ending wheat, I'm lead to assume she's on some form of giant farm.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Combine harvester time![/sp]

[deadoctober]

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29309057]What the FUCK?
That was the weirdest ending ever.
Seriously what the fuck.
[sp]I mean I saw the moon and at first I thought it was there just so you could see the sky for the first time ever, but then I was like "is valve serious? Do they want me to shoot it?"[/sp]
[sp]I mean what are the chances that you shoot right next to the lunar landing site, also how the fuck can you see the flash thing from earth[/sp]
I was just so unbelievable that I don't really love it.
Everything else about it was awesome.[/QUOTE]

you're complaining about realism in a game where you shoot fucking portals into walls.

[iRunner]

Why does every time I start up P2 my loadout doesn't work? it just says "Loadout not available - Couldn't connect to steam", even though I am connected to steam

is there any way I can enable it? it was working yesterday

[Flicky]

Portal 2 Megathread - Have your [, ], s and p keys ready.

[deadoctober]

[QUOTE=iRunner;29309093]Why does every time I start up P2 my loadout doesn't work? it just says "Loadout not available - Couldn't connect to steam", even though I am connected to steam

is there any way I can enable it? it was working yesterday[/QUOTE]

oh no i can't access my meaningless cosmetics

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=Flicky;29309078][sp]GLaDOS reassigned him, remember?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp] Yeah, he was reassigned after being ripped from GLaDOS when she was online before, but I'm talking about when she's put online again and then he's crushed to a paste and thrown on the ground.[/sp]

[Feuvert]

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29309057]What the FUCK?
That was the weirdest ending ever.
Seriously what the fuck.
[sp]I mean I saw the moon and at first I thought it was there just so you could see the sky for the first time ever, but then I was like "is valve serious? Do they want me to shoot it?"[/sp]
[sp]I mean what are the chances that you shoot right next to the lunar landing site, also how the fuck can you see the flash thing from earth[/sp]
I was just so unbelievable that I don't really love it.
Everything else about it was awesome.[/QUOTE]

Well, if your concern is only about [sp] the fact that we are near the lunar landing site, then reconsider also the fact that there was almost no delay between the portal gun being shot and the lunar connection. It takes around 3 days to get on the moon by rocket, so we'd have to wait a while before the portal touches the ground. It was just a 'cool' ending, not to be taken really seriously. Mostly fan-service for how many people asked what would happen if we shot a portal on the moon. [/sp]

[PotatoArmada]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309053]What I don't get is [sp] how Wheatley survived. Even if he did continue to function through being crushed, how did he get back onto a rail?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Backup system? Saved his data and personality and put it onto another core to put on the rail?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309024][sp]GLaDOS mentions that she had seen humans a couple days before, somewhere in between blathering on about deer.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Probably lying but I hope not. Chell actually meeting other people would be nice. Hope they don't just leave the series collecting dust.[/sp]

[Whatsinaname]

[QUOTE=deadoctober;29309084]you're complaining about realism in a game where you shoot fucking portals into walls.[/QUOTE]
The presence of sci-fi elements doesn't suddenly excuse everything that happens in the story.

That said, I loved the ending.

[Flicky]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29309109][sp] Yeah, he was reassigned after being ripped from GLaDOS when she was online before, but I'm talking about when she's put online again and then he's crushed to a paste and thrown on the ground.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]He was never crushed to a paste. He was still functional, if you looked at him correctly.[/sp]

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=Feuvert;29309112]Well, if your concern is only about [sp] the fact that we are near the lunar landing site, then reconsider also the fact that there was almost no delay between the portal gun being shot and the lunar connection. It takes around 3 days to get on the moon by rocket, so we'd have to wait a while before the portal touches the ground. It was just a 'cool' ending, not to be taken really seriously. Mostly fan-service for how many people asked what would happen if we shot a portal on the moon. [/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]Well I'm guessing portal projectiles travel at near the speed of light, and being near the landing site was probably just a crazy coincidence.[/sp]