Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition

[Thechuz]

Thanks to some dickhead who put a spoiler in a thread title, I am not happy...

[tanktan38]

I have skipped around in some of the walkthroughs around the first hour or so of Portal 2 and I don't consider myself spoiled of anything. [sp]I'm just trying to avoid anything with Cave talking over the intercom.[/sp]

I really think this has made myself more excited to play it.

(Not a spoiler imo. Just in case. We don't want [i]that[/i] to happen again.)

[VistaPOWA]

[QUOTE=Skunky;29251831]They completly removed the blood from Portal 2. :gonk:[/QUOTE]

Not like it was the main gameplay element of the game... :rolleyes:

I bet there'll be a mod to enable blood in Portal 2.

[Randdalf]

[QUOTE=Psychowolf;29251868]oh fuck there goes our realism[/QUOTE]

Dem portals.

[Swiket]

Valve said that blood was never intended to be in Portal 1, anyway. It was only there because they were using the HL2 engine and it was too late to remove blood when they noticed it.

[Parallel_LCD]

[QUOTE=gtuned;29251871]Great. How will we paint the walls now.[/QUOTE]
Gels? :v:

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;29251885]Not like it was the main gameplay element of the game... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, but If I get shot by a turret I actually leave a trail of blood on the wall.

[Psychowolf]

[QUOTE=Swiket;29251896]Valve said that blood was never intended to be in Portal 1, anyway. It was only there because they were using the HL2 engine and it was too late to remove blood when they noticed it.[/QUOTE]

oh :buddy: that makes me feel better. I though it was some sort of small compensation for a better esrb rating.

[VistaPOWA]

[QUOTE=Skunky;29251932]I'm sorry, but If I get shot by a turret I actually leave a trail of blood on the wall.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure there'll be mods to enable blood.

[Dehodson]

[QUOTE=Skunky;29251932]I'm sorry, but If I get shot by a turret I actually leave a trail of blood on the wall.[/QUOTE]

Huh. Weirdo.

[gtuned]

[QUOTE=gunguy765;29251904]Gels? :v:[/QUOTE]

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[tanktan38]

No blood = E 10+ = 10 year olds in the mix of random co-op players.

[Legend286]

[QUOTE=tanktan38;29251984]No blood = E 10+ = 10 year olds in the mix of random co-op players.[/QUOTE]

Not like blood would stop almost every 10 year old's parents from buying the game for them...

[gtuned]

[QUOTE=tanktan38;29251984]No blood = E 10+ = 10 year olds in the mix of random co-op players.[/QUOTE]

Why do I sense I'll hear alot of "HOW DO I SHOOT THE PORTAL THING (Hurricane level breathing) WHAT, WHY IS THIS THING SHOOTING AT ME MAKE IT STOP !" In our futures.

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=tanktan38;29251984]No blood = E 10+ = 10 year olds in the mix of random co-op players.[/QUOTE]

And this is why I will play this game with friends.

"MUM, THIS PUZZLE IS SO HARD! CAN YOU HELP ME!?"
"... god damn it."

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=tanktan38;29251984]No blood = E 10+ = 10 year olds in the mix of random co-op players.[/QUOTE]

It's the same rating as the first game in England.

[Tosadalis]

[QUOTE=gtuned;29252010]Why do I sense I'll hear alot of "HOW DO I SHOOT THE PORTAL THING (Hurricane level breathing) WHAT, WHY IS THIS THING SHOOTING AT ME MAKE IT STOP !" In our futures.[/QUOTE]

Get some friends - problem solved

[gtuned]

[QUOTE=Tosadalis;29252108]Get some friends who don't think Black Ops is the best game ever produced, and that Portal is for "Faggots who can't play shooters" - problem solved[/QUOTE]
Fix'd to my current problem.

[Parallel_LCD]

I fucking hate steam forums. There was this thread titled "A quick question of the game..." and in a huge font, it spoiled the ending. I hope it's fake. [URL="http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1843597"]
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[Skunky]

[QUOTE=gunguy765;29252157]I fucking hate steam forums. There was this thread titled "A quick question of the game..." and in a huge font, it spoiled the ending. I hope it's fake. [URL="http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1843597"]
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Thread got deleted. :colbert: I know the ending anyway.

[havelava]

[QUOTE=gtuned;29252010]Why do I sense I'll hear alot of "HOW DO I SHOOT THE PORTAL THING (Hurricane level breathing) WHAT, WHY IS THIS THING SHOOTING AT ME MAKE IT STOP !" In our futures.[/QUOTE]
All I can play Portal 2 on is my Xbox... :smith:

[VistaPOWA]

[QUOTE=gunguy765;29252157]I fucking hate steam forums. There was this thread titled "A quick question of the game..." and in a huge font, it spoiled the ending. I hope it's fake.[/QUOTE]

Stay out of SPUF, they usually spoil everything there before a game releases.

[Haste!]

Fuck it I have 4 PM's.

[AkujiTheSniper]

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;29252275]Stay out of SPUF, they usually spoil everything there before a game releases.[/QUOTE]

A bit too late for the poor sap.

[Skunky]

I want PM's too. :saddowns:

[tanktan38]

[QUOTE=Legend286;29252000]Not like blood would stop almost every 10 year old's parents from buying the game for them...[/QUOTE]

Obviously, but there will quite possibly be a whole lot more.

"Let's get this over with. I have to finish this cause my mom wants me to 'use my brain' more. I wanna play Black Ops."

[lenx]

[QUOTE=Dirf;29252284]Fuck it I have 4 PM's.[/QUOTE]
I have none :smug:

[Parallel_LCD]

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;29252275]Stay out of SPUF, they usually spoil everything there before a game releases.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the warning, I still hope the ending was fake.

[VistaPOWA]

I didn't get any PMs, but I'll disable private messaging right now.

[tanktan38]

[QUOTE=Skunky;29251831]They completly removed the blood from Portal 2. :gonk:[/QUOTE]

I'm sure they'll be a mod. With blood way better than what Valve could have ever done.