Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition

[Jah'maaun]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/XKWRJ.jpg[/img]

[D3N1ZFTW]

[QUOTE=TyHap;29263678]21 April for Europe and Russia retails. :smithicide:[/QUOTE]

At least it's just for the shipping, not the steam version.

[Carand]

So my co-op buddy that I have known for a long time said that he watched the playthrough of the game, should I still be his co-op buddy?

[Roov]

[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;29263656]So you live in Bulgaria, huh (just like me :buddy: ).

I think the release date should be 19th April for us.[/QUOTE]

Didnt even know there were other Bulgarians in FP :v:

Its gonna be hard not to look at any spoilers for half a day untill I get home tomorrow.

[Bat-shit]

Oh man oh man it's coming so soon!

Can't wait to rock this thing on maxed out fuckin' graphix!!

:dance:

[Maurice]

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;29263760]Oh man oh man it's coming so soon!

Can't wait to rock this thing on maxed out fuckin' graphix!!

:dance:[/QUOTE]

Look at your PC. Now look away. Now look back. Your PC is now integrated graphics pentium 2.

[D3N1ZFTW]

[QUOTE=Maurice;29263767]Look at your PC. Now look away. Now look back. Your PC is now integrated graphics pentium 2.[/QUOTE]

Is this a parody of the old spice ad?

[Carand]

[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;29263770]Is this a parody of the old spice ad?[/QUOTE]

Not at all.

[havelava]

[QUOTE=Carand;29263708]So my co-op buddy that I have known for a long time said that he watched the playthrough of the game, should I still be his co-op buddy?[/QUOTE]

Well, if he only watched a playthrough of the single-player, and you trust him to not spoil. Then, I don't see why not.

[Roov]

[QUOTE=Maurice;29263767]Look at your PC. Now look away. Now look back. Your PC is now integrated graphics pentium 2.[/QUOTE]

You did it wrong, it should go like this:
"Look at your PC, now back to me. Look at your PC again, now back to me. Sadly, your PC cant handle "maxed out fuckin' graphix!!" but if it started using a GTX480 and Phenom 2 CPU like mine, it could. Anything is possible with the proper hardware. Im on a chair."

[Maurice]

[QUOTE=Prism;29263791]You did it wrong, it should go like this:
"Look at your PC, now back to me. Look at your PC again, now back to me. Sadly, your PC cant handle "maxed out fuckin' graphix!!" but if it started using a GTX480 and Phenom 2 CPU like mine, it could. Anything is possible with the proper hardware. Im on a chair."[/QUOTE]

I never actually saw the ad :frown:

[Roov]

[QUOTE=Maurice;29263798]I never actually saw the ad :frown:[/QUOTE]

You're missing out, its great fun.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/media]

[The Gubefather]

I lost the link/bookmark for the G@H percentage bag thing. Anyone have the link to it?

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=Delta616;29263935]I lost the link/bookmark for the G@H percentage bag thing. Anyone have the link to it?[/QUOTE]

It's on the Portal 2 website, but whatever - [url]http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/[/url]

[Sniping Robot]

it's the 19th in just over 5 hours for me

the game should be released early afternoon if all goes well

[Maurice]

I still think it was a stupid idea to focus on games.
[url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url]
Look how low the CPU count is because of all the people actually playing the finished games or not having switched.
Also the Total % graph is seeing a visible decline in rise.

[Nurdock]

It's going to be released early in the morning for me so I'll miss the release, though I'll be able to play it as soon as I get up.

[The Gubefather]

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;29263939]It's on the Portal 2 website, but whatever - [url]http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/[/url][/QUOTE]

Umm, no.. i meant this

[img]http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/1695/opupdate.png[/img]

But i already found it.

[Chrille]

I only just read this:

"—LOG FROM [ REDACTED ], BY J.H. TO C.J.—

1. We designed the entire thing to be very, very durable. It was easy to get the materials since everyone’s been thinking
it’s a simple icebreaker ship. Ha.

2. We have made sure to strip it of anything not necessary, so that we have plenty of space for it. It doesn’t have any
backup supplies in the event the crew runs out of food, though. And there isn’t much food onboard in the first place.

3. In the event you need to send it off all of a sudden, use the OR box with code ‘hb1′.

That’s all, C.J. Not much else I can tell you other than this won’t leave a blight on our record. Mesa is going to be sore
when they see what we’ve done."

And fuck oh fuck, this is getting better and better.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Spoiler crap" - daijitsu))[/highlight]
-edit from dai- "Whoops"

[b l u r]

I DON'T WANNA READ THAT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

[KirilloTRON]

Hmm, nice poster
[url]http://www.etsy.com/listing/72199631/portal-gun-schematic-poster-double-sided[/url]

[dude2193]

im so disappointed i got the ending spoiled for me, times like this the quote "expect nothing from facepunch" really does apply

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=dude2193;29264159]im so disappointed i got the ending spoiled for me, times like this the quote "expect nothing from facepunch" really does apply[/QUOTE]

Put it this way, a site dedicated to nothing but Portal kept the spoilers better hidden than here.

[Lizzrd]

Wheatly kills dumbledore.

[dude2193]

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;29264194]Put it this way, a site dedicated to nothing but Portal kept the spoilers better hidden than here.[/QUOTE]

Ironic, we are effectively the core group who love valve the most, which makes us the best target for shit, example post #1443 by Chrille.....

[Pridit]

[QUOTE=Maurice;29263958]I still think it was a stupid idea to focus on games.
[url]http://cpucount.zapto.org/[/url]
Look how low the CPU count is because of all the people actually playing the finished games or not having switched.
Also the Total % graph is seeing a visible decline in rise.[/QUOTE]
I think they've just given up all together, and to be honest I don't blame them.

[url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1844266[/url]

[Quq]

woohoo, I noticed the dumb rating before looking at the actual text and managed to quickly scroll past

if only the same thing had happened for the ending spoiler :(

edit:
[QUOTE=Heinrich!;29264300]It's not fucking spoilers
[URL="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/17/potatwo-the-valve-arg-aint-over/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RockPaperShotgun+%28Rock%2C+Paper%2C+Shotgun%29"]http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/17/potatwo-the-valve-arg-aint-over/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RockPaperShotgun+%28Rock%2C+Paper%2C+Shotgun%29[/URL][/QUOTE]

oh ok good

[Heinrich!]

[QUOTE=b l u r;29264113]I DON'T WANNA READ THAT! GET THE FUCK OUT![/QUOTE]

It's not fucking spoilers
[URL="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/17/potatwo-the-valve-arg-aint-over/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RockPaperShotgun+%28Rock%2C+Paper%2C+Shotgun%29"]http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/17/potatwo-the-valve-arg-aint-over/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RockPaperShotgun+%28Rock%2C+Paper%2C+Shotgun%29[/URL]

[Venomousbeetle]

So it looks like it's going to be out on Tuesday as planned. I believe someone doubted me when I said it would?

[Maurice]

Daijitsu :colbert:
Though I guess it's kinda hard to tell what's a spoiler and what isn't when you're not following every step of the ARG.