Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition - Games

I'm not reading any spoiler tags. Is that speculation or the truth? Tell me what I want to hear.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;29274861][sp]Snape killed dumbledore?[/sp][/QUOTE] It says "Snape killed Dumbledore" So no one will be scared to open it.

When I saw that guy was already playing it, I had a little cry.

Someone should replace the sound from hitting the ground in portal 1 with "Good Work Boots".

[QUOTE=AzzyMaster;29274930]Where is this spoiler, I wanna miss it[/QUOTE] Some retard posted a spoiler in the Valve section and added SPOILER ALERT after the fucking spoiler.

I heard it's an actually really minor plot point. But still, :suicide:

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S SPECULATION

[QUOTE=Raptor_S;29274934]It says "Snape killed Dumbledore" So no one will be scared to open it.[/QUOTE] I have not seen that movie yet, Great, there goes harry potter for me.

How the fuck are people playing it early?

[QUOTE=Xonax;29275033]I have not seen that movie yet, Great, there goes harry potter for me.[/QUOTE] It's not as big of a spoiler as it might seem. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] The reason why Snape does it is much more interesting.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;29275038]How the fuck are people playing it early?[/QUOTE] Leak + Beta Testers at Valve.

Anyone do the maths on this? The current rate of consumption is 10 potatoes a second, lets take it from 400,000. How long will this potato burning malarkey take?

Oh GOD damn that spoiler thread, all i did is read the its name and now i feel bad

[QUOTE=LukeyxD;29275077]Anyone do the maths on this? The current rate of consumption is 10 potatoes a second, lets take it from 400,000. How long will this potato burning malarkey take?[/QUOTE] Long, but it's already adding to the cpu count: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2668640/active.PNG[/img]

OH GOD THE POTATOES! THERE GOING DOWN! ABANDON THREAD! 11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated... No, I didn't the 600 new posts

[QUOTE=LukeyxD;29275077]Anyone do the maths on this? The current rate of consumption is 10 potatoes a second, lets take it from 400,000. How long will this potato burning malarkey take?[/QUOTE] Pretty close to the projected launch timer anyway.

Wtf, I just got ANOTHER Portal 1 which I can gift away?

[QUOTE=Prism;29275091]Oh GOD damn that spoiler thread, all i did is read the its name and now i feel bad[/QUOTE] Garry should've closed registrations since Portal 2 leaked and open them back up in a day or two.

By my calculations the potatoes are going down at 13 per second meaning they'll reach 0 in approximately 8 hours and 42 minutes.

Surely the potatoes hitting zero isn't a goal more of a time limit? I mean as the potatoes are being used as a multiplier.

The spoiler thread has been closed, retitled, and its creator has been perma'd. Anyone else read it? :smith:

[QUOTE=Jsm;29275226]Surely the potatoes hitting zero isn't a goal more of a time limit? I mean as the potatoes are being used as a multiplier.[/QUOTE] Maybe, no one knows.

No I've pretty much stayed in this thread / gone to it straight from my history, just to avoid this crap

I'm ready for Portal!

Well for some reason I MUST know what Valve's recent obsession with potatoes is.

Does anyone else suddenly have another copy of Portal 1 they can gift away?

will the preload button change automatically to PLAY or do i have to restart steam? [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LarparNar;29275302]Does anyone else suddenly have another copy of Portal 1 they can gift away?[/QUOTE] yes [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user" - Swebonny))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Itauske Roken;29275289]Well for some reason I MUST know what Valve's recent obsession with potatoes is.[/QUOTE] Perhaps we will find out in portal 2.

audiosurf is almost done! :buddy: [url]http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/[/url]

[QUOTE=zeldar;29275250]The spoiler thread has been closed, retitled, and its creator has been perma'd. Anyone else read it? :smith:[/QUOTE] I only saw the title.. But still.. FUCK IT ALL.