Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition

[thrawn2787]

[QUOTE=dvondrake;29285195]You can only beat portal in 1.4 hours if you've already played it before. A lot of it is problem solving, which accounts for a shitload of time that you only really get on the first playthrough. Also keep in mind how Valve themselves referred to Portal 1 more as a demo to Portal 2 being the "full" game. It'll be a lot longer this time around.[/QUOTE]

Try 40 minutes

Also stop posting the final countdown please.

[Jsm]

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29285129]Episode 2 had like 14 maps :colbert:[/QUOTE]

I thought that sounded completely wrong, perhaps I misread the post. I just checked the EP2 GCF and you are right.

[dai]

[QUOTE=Lisztomania;29285062]don't want to hear any whining when portal 2 doesn't meet your over-hyped expectations. i beat portal in 1.4 hours today. expecting the same time to complete portal 2.[/QUOTE]

I've beaten it in just over 35 minutes, fifty times over. I was never hyped up about portal 1. :c00lbert:

[famasfanalt]

Why the fuck does active test subjects say Nine?

[Matrix374]

well shit
[img]http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx108/Matrix374/wellshit.jpg?t=1303178333[/img]

[Mio Akiyama]

[QUOTE=Matrix374;29285294]well shit
[img_thumb]http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx108/Matrix374/wellshit.jpg?t=1303178333[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

yea for steam bugs

[Lisztomania]

[QUOTE=dvondrake;29285195]You can only beat portal in 1.4 hours if you've already played it before. A lot of it is problem solving, which accounts for a shitload of time that you only really get on the first playthrough. Also keep in mind how Valve themselves referred to Portal 1 more as a demo to Portal 2 being the "full" game. It'll be a lot longer this time around.[/QUOTE]

i've never played portal until someone gifted me it.

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Matrix374;29285294]well shit
[img_thumb]http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx108/Matrix374/wellshit.jpg?t=1303178333[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Wait a sec. 36.2 KB/S but that will only take 6 hours?

[DeanWinchester]

Some of my Source Engine games just updated, Portal 2 was among them. Also, were the Steam achievements showing up before? I just noticed them now.

[GFreeman515]

[QUOTE=Lisztomania;29285062]don't want to hear any whining when portal 2 doesn't meet your over-hyped expectations. i beat portal in 1.4 hours today. expecting the same time to complete portal 2.[/QUOTE]

No its much more longer, Im up to Chapter 8(im not telling shit about the game) and its [b]GOOD[/b].

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[Matrix374]

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;29285316]yea for steam bugs[/QUOTE]

i restarted steam 2 times
its still the same

[veDemaG]

Oh lord Super Meat Boy is at 92%

[img]http://gyazo.com/ffeeb14704821c60ee65807a55e0ce95.png[/img]

[thrawn2787]

Well going to bed. Guess I'll be playing P2 tomorrow. Valve are still dicks.

[veDemaG]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;29285512]Well going to bed. Guess I'll be playing P2 tomorrow. Valve are still dicks.[/QUOTE]

It did occupy us for the time being at least.

[relinquish]

it's beautiful morning here in Thailand!

[Haste!]

[QUOTE=relinquish;29285565]it's beautiful morning here in Thailand![/QUOTE]

fuck you

[Matrix374]

or does steam bugs stay the same even after restarting?

[DeanWinchester]

Fuck it's 3AM, gonna sleep an hour at least, shouldn't be done by then anyways.

[greenbandit]

I figure you guys might be interested in this.
I made this map about a year ago, Portal 2 was freshly announced and everyone was making their own portal 2 style maps

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmXTIZlqN88&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
I found it looking through some files, and decided to make a quickie vid

[Irespawnoften]

shit guys, 96%, and we're on the last of the potatoes :ohdear:

[Blueridge]

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;29285272]Why the fuck does active test subjects say Nine?[/QUOTE]

9 people were given portal 2 early

[Hippo-critical]

I give it 1 and a half hours until release.
Just a guess.

[Average User]

We're not gonna finish before it officially comes out are we :sigh:

All that hard work in vain.

[Mio Akiyama]

[QUOTE=GFreeman515;29285390]No its much more longer, Im up to Chapter 8(im not telling shit about the game) and its [b]GOOD[/b].

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How is it Warez? He could've gotten the game early by a retailer that broke street date

[an0nymooose]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/portal5.png[/img]

cant...wait

[GhostSonic]

[QUOTE=GFreeman515;29285390]No its much more longer, Im up to Chapter 8(im not telling shit about the game) and its [b]GOOD[/b].

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Warez." - Seiteki))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

You don't need to pirate the game to be able to play it early.

[Jsm]

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29285831]We're not gonna finish before it officially comes out are we :sigh:

All that hard work in vain.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't need to be completed, the actual release time is 12 hours from now, GLaDOS@Home is showing 3:47 remaining, and that's without what ever drop KF gives us.

[Florence]

Seems like we'll be getting at 11:30pm EST release.

[Average User]

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;29285846]How is it Warez? He could've gotten the game early by a retailer that broke street date[/QUOTE]

We'll assume warez since the game isn't actually out yet

[Mio Akiyama]

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;29285884]We'll assume warez since the game isn't actually out yet[/QUOTE]

Assuming usually lands a person in deep shit