Portal 2 Megathread Mark VIII - Fuck Compwhizii Edition

[ScreamingGerbil]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;29291230]I am not even kidding. Chow Yun Fat face: [img_thumb]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01367/chow-yun-fat_1367803c.jpg[/img_thumb]

Make this face at your progress bar. It works. I have confirmed cases.[/QUOTE]

Oh my god, I actually did this and it jumped from 32% to 66%. How???

[AutomataReturns]

[QUOTE=conan96;29291295]What the shit. Made that face for about five seconds just for shits and giggles and it jumped me from 15% to 32%[/QUOTE]

It's fucking magic.

[Skyward]

FUUUUUCK, chow yun fat face made me finish decrypting, but now when I click play it says "this came is currently unavailable. please try again at another time."

WUTDASHIT?!
FUCK THAT I WANNA PLAY PORTAL 2 [B]NOW.[/B]

[cheesedelux]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;29291230]I am not even kidding. Chow Yun Fat face: [img_thumb]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01367/chow-yun-fat_1367803c.jpg[/img_thumb]

Make this face at your progress bar. It works. I have confirmed cases.[/QUOTE]

I locked my jaw and shattered three teeth and it hasn't worked yet.

[Alex_DeLarge]

incomplete installation (10) FUCK

[AutomataReturns]

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;29291324]I locked my jaw and shattered three teeth and it hasn't worked yet.[/QUOTE]

What about your eyes! Do your eyes show extreme happiness?

[Neuquen]

[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01367/chow-yun-fat_1367803c.jpg[/img]
This face cured my lung cancer.

[inertmudkip]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;29291313]It's fucking magic.[/QUOTE]

This guy is not lying, it really works.

[Y'all.]

WHY WONT YOU START YOU MOTHERFUCKER
MY BROTHER IS PLAYING IT RIGHT NEXT TO ME
AND I STILL CANT EVEN FUCKING GET ON STEA
does ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA AT ALL WHAT TO DO

[AutomataReturns]

[QUOTE=Neuquen;29291335][img_thumb]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01367/chow-yun-fat_1367803c.jpg[/img_thumb]
This face cured my lung cancer.[/QUOTE]

Who knew that Chow Yun Fat was so wizardly?

[cheesedelux]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;29291330]What about your eyes! Do your eyes show extreme happiness?[/QUOTE]

That must be it, I fixed my eyes and it jumped up. Chow Yun Fat saved my life.

[Guardbuddy]

[QUOTE=Y'all.;29291353]WHY WONT YOU START YOU MOTHERFUCKER
MY BROTHER IS PLAYING IT RIGHT NEXT TO ME
AND I STILL CANT EVEN FUCKING GET ON STEA
does ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA AT ALL WHAT TO DO[/QUOTE]
Punch your brother and play on his computer! But really, just restart your computer or something. There has to be an easy solution.

[Y'all.]

[QUOTE=Firespray;29291372]Punch your brother and play on his computer![/QUOTE]

thats just cruel

[AutomataReturns]

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;29291371]That must be it, I fixed my eyes and it jumped up. Chow Yun Fat saved my life.[/QUOTE]

I know must start the church of Chow Yun Fat Face.

[Pirate Jok3r]

[QUOTE=Y'all.;29291379]thats just cruel[/QUOTE]

Survival of the geekest.

[Y'all.]

well shit i broke my mouse
but its okay
im not at all pissed
ive only been waiting for this game for 3 years
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4[/media]

[Average User]

What a cruel joke, Now I have to Validate game files. Fucking Broken installation

[nikomo]

[QUOTE=HTS CONNER;29290622]Just finished up four more Portal 2 avatars for any Gold members.

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/2tQX3.gif[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/NDo15.gif[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/NQjeW.gif[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/P24dI.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Thanks mate, I needed a change.

[Rantis]

motherfucker Incomplete installation of portal 2(10) i though the point of pre loading was so we could play immediatly

[DeandreT]

[QUOTE=Y'all.;29291353]WHY WONT YOU START YOU MOTHERFUCKER
MY BROTHER IS PLAYING IT RIGHT NEXT TO ME
AND I STILL CANT EVEN FUCKING GET ON STEA
does ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA AT ALL WHAT TO DO[/QUOTE]

I have a fix for all Steam accounts! Just give me all your information and two of your codes for games on Steam!

No I'm kidding, that would be account phishing.

[skynrdfan3]

APPARENTLY:

THE PERCENTAGE SHIT THING DOESNT UPDATE UNTIL IT HITS 66%

SO ITS ACTUALLY UPDATING NORMALLY, BUT DOESNT SHOW UNTIL 66%

APPARENTLY

[Alex_DeLarge]

[QUOTE=shad0w440;29291408]motherfucker Incomplete installation of portal 2(10) i though the point of pre loading was so we could play immediatly[/QUOTE]

Anyone know of a fix?

[Rantis]

IM IN!!!! gooodbyeall

[AutomataReturns]

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;29291414]Anyone know of a fix?[/QUOTE]

The most common fix is validate your game files and restart steam. It didn't work for me the first time, so I'm going to try again.

Or, you could try Chow Yun Fat face. However, his powers have not been known to cure this ailment.

[Links]

Remember, guys, apparently Incomplete Installation (10) is because the Steam Servers are busy.

It's beyond our power, we just have to wait, unfortunately.

[Y'all.]

OH MY GOD IM ON STEAM FINALLYYY
now for this to load.

[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;29291412]APPARENTLY:

THE PERCENTAGE SHIT THING DOESNT UPDATE UNTIL IT HITS 66%

SO ITS ACTUALLY UPDATING NORMALLY, BUT DOESNT SHOW UNTIL 66%

APPARENTLY[/QUOTE]

i sure hope so
because mines stuck on 12%

[cheesedelux]

Apparently just validate game files and restart steam. I'm validating now, which is slow as fuck.

[Average User]

Okay let's see if this worked

[odellus]

yo guys

game's out

[Ninjarooster]

This happens every fucking time a major game is released, everyone shits all over it.