Dota 2 General Chat XXII - Heros aren't the only things being remade... - Games

[QUOTE=dual elites;40204317]Fake changelog, but pretty funny to imagine: [url]http://pastebin.com/2PwK3N7P[/url] why yes I would like Razor's plasma field to ministun :pwn:[/QUOTE] [quote]Pugna Base armor increased by 2 Base str. increased by 7[/quote] Why yes, I would like to make Pugna insanely popular all of a sudden. [quote]Ursa: Base agi. increased by 5 Fury Swipes makes target to bleed. Target loosing 4% of its primary attribute with every hit for 10 seconds. Up to 20% Enrage gives 10/20/30 srt. when activated[/quote] Why yes, I would like to utterly break the living shit out of Ursa!

[QUOTE=dual elites;40204317]Fake changelog, but pretty funny to imagine: [url]http://pastebin.com/2PwK3N7P[/url] why yes I would like Razor's plasma field to ministun :pwn:[/QUOTE] this is pretty terrible

You know what? Im fucking done with EU servers. They're all infested with scumbag russians. Every god damn game there is russians in it, and 9/10 they are unfriendly. This was the last time I'm getting a russian guy to yell at me even though it's clearly his own fault. "noob team" "omg stfu" "l2p noob" I'm moving over to US servers.

Yeah problem fixed gg game is good nobody ever thought that a Russian would play us servers (I mean they're not known for playing servers that aren't there own) have fun with pure English speakers on US servers

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;40201177]I think Dota 2 is finally loosening it's hold on me. It is starting to feel...[i]boring[/i][/QUOTE] More like its [b]FRUSTRATING[/b] for me. My fucking god, I have never seen such idiots play this game before. Yesterday, a Lina player said "I'm carry, you buy courier" I was a fucking bristleback [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=MILKE;40204719]You know what? Im fucking done with EU servers. They're all infested with scumbag russians. Every god damn game there is russians in it, and 9/10 they are unfriendly. This was the last time I'm getting a russian guy to yell at me even though it's clearly his own fault. "noob team" "omg stfu" "l2p noob" I'm moving over to US servers.[/QUOTE] Your joking right? Russians read "East and West America" as "Come over here, free Vodka"

[QUOTE=Louis;40204736]Yeah problem fixed gg game is good nobody ever thought that a Russian would play us servers (I mean they're not known for playing servers that aren't there own) have fun with pure English speakers on US servers[/QUOTE] play on the russian servers, they dont play on that one

Yesterday I learned that Roshan' Bash works on buildings. I was playing super OMG and took Meepo, I had Poof and my normal ult and Brew's Beer and Roshan's Bash. Lets just say that it was fairly easy to push with 5 Meepos each having 15% chance to bash the towers for 1.65 sec.

[QUOTE=MILKE;40204719]You know what? Im fucking done with EU servers. They're all infested with scumbag russians. Every god damn game there is russians in it, and 9/10 they are unfriendly. This was the last time I'm getting a russian guy to yell at me even though it's clearly his own fault. "noob team" "omg stfu" "l2p noob" I'm moving over to US servers.[/QUOTE] I automatically assume my teammates are bad because of their nationality then act surprised when we lose and they are unfriendly! Fuck off, russians are fine.

Are you russian by any chance?

So I played this Beastmaster fella. Hoo boy is he fun, the pets are like the best thing ever. The aura doesn't look like a really great skill though. I went PT-> Drum ->Necronomicon. Anyone got any tips for me?

[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;40204907]Are you russian by any chance?[/QUOTE] No but I regularly play with them in both solo queue and with a russian buddy. guess what, they're just as good at dota as you are! perhaps they will stop flaming people when people stop going "ugh full russian team gg" every game.

Russians are so often great in Dota. Oh man, there was a party of 2 on our team a while back and they sounded like they were having so much fun. When one of them finally got his wicked sick streak ended after he was singing as he raxed their top lane, he let out this massive scream and the other guy just never stopped laughing. I think it adds to the effect that you've got no idea what they're saying or singing, so long as they're doing good.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;40204990]These are the worst changes ever. Not only is it a fake changelog, but it has to be a joke changelog. If the guy behind this is serious... It's pretty sad.[/QUOTE] what I find funny is the Shrapnel changes would actually make it useful

since when the thread changed from "russians are the dumbest cunts kill them" to "russians r my waifus <3" [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] i will love you all anyway no matter what <3

Some russians are pretty cool, but I can't say I have the greatest of experiences with them. especially you jericho kil urselve srsly

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;40205737]since when the thread changed from "russians are the dumbest cunts kill them" to "russians r my waifus <3" [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] i will love you all anyway no matter what <3[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but until I see a party of 2 Russians winning a game on my team and are actucally commincating, I'm standing by my point tht most Russians are bad at this game and should stop playing games altogether.

If you guys don't mind, check out my first proper attempt at editing - it features one of my friends skillfully juking himself into a neutral camp to deny himself. Any criticism, comments please go ahead! Thankyou :) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDUcet21nk&feature=youtu.be[/media]

[QUOTE=dual elites;40204848]I automatically assume my teammates are bad because of their nationality then act surprised when we lose and they are unfriendly! Fuck off, russians are fine.[/QUOTE] I automatically assume my teammates are bad because they repeatedly speak in Russian even though I've already confirmed that all 4 players aside from him aren't Russian and can't speak Russian and then he picks Medusa and pingspams me and says "mid" over and over when I said I'd go mid 2 minutes ago and the creeps have already spawned when he buys a tp scroll and teleports to my tower and then ruins my lane and dies first blood, and then blames me and then keeps going to my lane and then I start dying because I'm too low level and then he says I'm bad and when we lose he says BG NOOB TEAM.

I just go into every game assuming my team will be terrible and the enemies will be pros.

[QUOTE=mitcheroo;40205995]If you guys don't mind, check out my first proper attempt at editing - it features one of my friends [b]skillfully juking himself into a neutral camp to deny himself.[/b] Any criticism, comments please go ahead! Thankyou :) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDUcet21nk&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE] I hope this is sarcasm.

Played my first game as Enigma. I nearly died of happiness when I pulled off a 5-man black hole. I mean, the spell itself is awe-inspiring when you see someone else cast it, but when you're doing it, holy fuck boners all over the place

I go into everygame knowing I'm going to win because I pick carry heroes. and then hope my team don't feed.

So, those Beastmaster pieces of advice I asked for...

[QUOTE=maxumym;40206411]So, those Beastmaster pieces of advice I asked for...[/QUOTE] Rush Urn, get Blink Dagger after boots and drum. Stack ancients with pig, and use soul ring to farm them with axes.

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;40205825]I'm sorry but until I see a party of 2 Russians winning a game on my team and are actucally commincating, I'm standing by my point tht most Russians are bad at this game and should stop playing games altogether.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias[/url] [QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;40205737]since when the thread changed from "russians are the dumbest cunts kill them" to "russians r my waifus <3" [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] i will love you all anyway no matter what <3[/QUOTE] i have always defended russians and judging people for their language is retarded BUT AMERICANS ON THE OTHER HAND ARE ALL CUNTS

[QUOTE=dual elites;40206453][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias[/url] i have always defended russians and judging people for their language is retarded [/QUOTE] draj brisma deja cyka priljat noob

[QUOTE=Rankxerox;40206568]draj brisma deja cyka priljat noob[/QUOTE] blyat i fuck you blyat mother blyat suka

[QUOTE=Constructor;40206655]blyat i fuck you blyat mother blyat suka[/QUOTE] 'Speak english' 'fuck you'

I don't have an issue with people who have issues speaking English, but please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD communicate clearly with the minimap. Half the time it's just someone pinging the shit out of a tower for no reason.

This is the english server speak english pls cyka axaxaxaxaxa