• Dota 2 General Chat XXIII - You can't go wrong with 6 boots
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SoulChicken: she auditioned to be in bioshock infinite but she was too man-handy for a handy man
Rod of Atos is too strong on Viper holy hell. You cannot possibly run away at all. But they were doing silly things from the beginning, like CK getting some hits from me and creeps, retreating to the side shop and getting locked by creeps to give me FB, and then Invoker just standing there allowing me and Shaker to get a double.
[QUOTE=maxumym;40256790]I just met the worst possible Zeus ever. Do you think I'm gonna rant about how he stole every kill? Fat chance. I WISH he would. He never used his ulti in appropriate times. There was a time when me(ES) and Troll got our lane enemies really damn low, and we were pinging at them, I said it in the voice chat, wrote it in the team chat, pinged on him. Zero response. (it kept happening after that as well) Then he wrote something in spanish.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the morphling in my lane. I don't understand what he was afraid of, but we could have got first blood + maybe 2 more kills on a bounty hunter without a sweat if he just used his waveform. Both of us dropped his health, I stun him, he's pretty much one hit kill to die with a waveform or even one or two phys attacks, and morphling just stops near the tower full of both faction's creeps and starts pushing the lane again, letting him escape at like 100 or so. Then while we were fighting and losing, he was pushing lanes alone and dying to prophet. By the way, why does every fucking game I play has a nature's prophet?! I think in 5 games, all of them had a prophet...
[QUOTE=Suttles;40265478]mirana needs a remodel, holy shit She has a manly face [img]http://puu.sh/2zdNR[/img] Manly hands(WHAT THE FUCK) [img]http://puu.sh/2zdOm[/img] Manly feet [img]http://puu.sh/2zdOM[/img] Only thing she has going for her are them thighs [img]http://puu.sh/2zdPm[/img] and her chest(Even then, it looks off.) [img]http://puu.sh/2zdPR[/img] 4/10 [URL="http://i.imgur.com/81aHmY2.jpg"](Yea its from a new set, but it made me realize how ugly her model is)[/URL] Seriously, her fucking face.[/QUOTE] I've never noticed how ugly she looks. That is just awful.
How are some people so brainless at times? Just had a Disruptor yell and complain because Clinkz was fed. One person who fed him was Timbersaw. I'll give you 3 guesses to who the other one was.
[QUOTE=Suttles;40265478]mirana needs a remodel, holy shit She has a manly face [img]http://puu.sh/2zdNR[/img] Manly hands(WHAT THE FUCK) [img]http://puu.sh/2zdOm[/img] Manly feet [img]http://puu.sh/2zdOM[/img] Only thing she has going for her are them thighs [img]http://puu.sh/2zdPm[/img] and her chest(Even then, it looks off.) [img]http://puu.sh/2zdPR[/img] 4/10 [URL="http://i.imgur.com/81aHmY2.jpg"](Yea its from a new set, but it made me realize how ugly her model is)[/URL] Seriously, her fucking face.[/QUOTE] I like those manly girls
Mirana is clearly Bjork.
[QUOTE=Tosas;40264838] FUCK ALL OF MY RAGE COULD POWER THE FUCKING EARTH FOR A SOLID YEAR[/QUOTE] calm down, lion. this isn't hell anymore.
just played a game where one of our lanes was feeding a jugg and the jugg was shittalking in allchat that fucking feel when you come back from behind and destroy the other team every time they try and push, and start shittalking the jugg back i fucking love when shittalkers lose
this game really need a surrender button, am so tired of play 20 extra minutes to do nothing
[QUOTE=stealth_camo;40266345]just played a game where one of our lanes was feeding a jugg and the jugg was shittalking in allchat that fucking feel when you come back from behind and destroy the other team every time they try and push, and start shittalking the jugg back i fucking love when shittalkers lose[/QUOTE] I had a doom going mid vs me on lion, he kept raging in all chat in russian about me constnatly spike mana draining him then he starts to act cocky saying when he gets BKB we lose. Then he bkb's about 8 seconds before anyone even gets close and I still kill him with spike, ult and dagon. Post match raged at us all for being tryhard 5 man noobs because we caught him 50 times and instantly pushed.
[QUOTE=Tosas;40264838][url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/171951051[/url] Watch this game if you want to know the definition of a retarded russian team I try to take leadership, I try to explain what to fucking do to win I FUCKING TRY, then what I get in return? Bunch of fucking russian words accompanied by claims that I am a fucking noob ''eu burger''. Told them to fucking stay together, not suicide, no they fucking go and die 1 by 1 late game then blame me in ally chat. I can not fucking believe this, I just fucking can not fucking believe this. This game made me so fucking angry holy shit, fuck every russian who can't speak english, fuck them all, FUCK THEM FUCKING ALL. Holy fuck it's not only that they don't speak, they're bad and are arrogant as fuck, which fucking costs the fucking game every fucking time. I fucking hate this shitty matchmaking, I get these players as a fucking handicap. I just cannot fathom how these players get to the top matchmaking skill bracket, it's just beyond me. It's just fucking beyond me. I don't know how it works, but it sure as hell doesn't work in any normal fucking way if I always get these fucking cripples playing the game solo, ignoring everyone else whatsoever. FUCK ALL OF MY RAGE COULD POWER THE FUCKING EARTH FOR A SOLID YEAR[/QUOTE] cyka [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] Play with friends.
[QUOTE=Suttles;40265478]mirana needs a remodel, holy shit She has a manly face [img]http://puu.sh/2zdNR[/img] Manly hands(WHAT THE FUCK) [img]http://puu.sh/2zdOm[/img] Manly feet [img]http://puu.sh/2zdOM[/img] Only thing she has going for her are them thighs [img]http://puu.sh/2zdPm[/img] and her chest(Even then, it looks off.) [img]http://puu.sh/2zdPR[/img] 4/10 [URL="http://i.imgur.com/81aHmY2.jpg"](Yea its from a new set, but it made me realize how ugly her model is)[/URL] Seriously, her fucking face.[/QUOTE] She reminds me of a grown up Dora the Explorer.
I had a match last night where the silencer on the enemy team had like 70 stacks of int. I was nyx. I used manaburn on him and half his health just disappeared.
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;40264097]agility heroes beyond supports/earlygame gankers are lame discuss[/QUOTE] invalid because Faceless is so bullshit it's funny [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=-nesto-;40264142]PL/AM/Void are boring as fuck to play. They feel like oh man I've had two loses in a row time to farm for 40 mins and roll my face across the keyboard for a victory.[/QUOTE] that's like you're opinion, man [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Amaurus;40266654]I had a match last night where the silencer on the enemy team had like 70 stacks of int. I was nyx. I used manaburn on him and half his health just disappeared.[/QUOTE] it was funny because he literally did like 1.3k damage to his HP at the very end, not counting the damage to his mana pool.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;40266431]cyka [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] Play with friends.[/QUOTE] I have only one friend who's on the same level as me. This is why being in high brackets sucks dick.
I play with friends who are on a way lower level than me and some that are way higher than me (all 5 of us together) and it ends up working out. Matchmaking kind of puts us somewhere in the middle, so the good players on our team get fed constantly, but our lesser players feed a bit. The games end up being fairly balanced. [url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/171761145[/url] ...except when they're not [url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/171728923[/url]
[QUOTE=Tosas;40266735]I have only one friend who's on the same level as me. This is why being in high brackets sucks dick.[/QUOTE] I can verify, he legit plays against fnatic.eu so I couldn't play with him in 100 years D:
[QUOTE=Tosas;40266735]I have only one friend who's on the same level as me. This is why being in high brackets sucks dick.[/QUOTE] Swap with me, I want nothing more than to be in high bracket. "You can only become smarter by playing a smarter opponent." :v:
[QUOTE=PowerBall v1;40266393]this game really need a surrender button, am so tired of play 20 extra minutes to do nothing[/QUOTE] It doesn't "really need" a surrender button. While games may be one-sided, that's not a valid reason to cause acts of surrendering. I have a strong belief against it, which results in me sometimes being the only one who votes "No" and I get to see the digusting end-game screen. I don't want that to happen in Dota. It's already a pain in LEEG OF LEGENS.
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I thought it would be on the 11th.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;40267115]Swap with me, I want nothing more than to be in high bracket. "You can only become smarter by playing a smarter opponent." :v:[/QUOTE] I like the high bracket when my matchmaking doesn't criple me with non-english speaking russians against fnatic.eu
[QUOTE=Cronos Dage;40267466]I thought it would be on the 11th.[/QUOTE] Valve's on it;s annual vacation. Not sure if they are back yet, but I guess we could expect at least blog update on 17.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;40266649]She reminds me of a grown up Dora the Explorer.[/QUOTE] Her hero portrait used on the heropedia and on the team bar on the top does look a lot better than what she really looks like. It's like seeing some girl's photos on facebook from an angle or full of makeup, and then you see another picture from a different angle/no makeup and you think "Oh, well she isn't as nice as I thought she was..."
[QUOTE=MaxisOp;40267139]It doesn't "really need" a surrender button. While games may be one-sided, that's not a valid reason to cause acts of surrendering. I have a strong belief against it, which results in me sometimes being the only one who votes "No" and I get to see the digusting end-game screen. I don't want that to happen in Dota. It's already a pain in LEEG OF LEGENS.[/QUOTE] I totally agree. Dota is a game of throws, and if you give pepole an option to just give up you'll often loose games you could have won. There's already a problem of people saying gg as soon as things go south and just giving up without a fight, and giving those people power is a bad idea.
[QUOTE=PowerBall v1;40266393]this game really need a surrender button, am so tired of play 20 extra minutes to do nothing[/QUOTE] I've turned games around quite a few times.
[QUOTE=dire_luck;40267488]I totally agree. Dota is a game of throws, and if you give pepole an option to just give up you'll often loose games you could have won. There's already a problem of people saying gg as soon as things go south and just giving up without a fight, and giving those people power is a bad idea.[/QUOTE] Yeah, like my match 1 page ago. Don't you hate it when the enemy gets you, and you say 'fucking nyx' And then they all go like 'hahah noob can't handle imbalance', not even gg but just insulting. Hell I could take a funny end message but just insults that don't even make sense(noob, whilst you have played this game for almost 4 months and 577 hour).
[QUOTE=MaxisOp;40267139]It doesn't "really need" a surrender button. While games may be one-sided, that's not a valid reason to cause acts of surrendering. I have a strong belief against it, which results in me sometimes being the only one who votes "No" and I get to see the digusting end-game screen. I don't want that to happen in Dota. It's already a pain in LEEG OF LEGENS.[/QUOTE] Agreed, the small amount of league i played with friends they would pussy out and say "we cant come back" One game, I was playing with 2 friends as teemo, and the 2 randoms wanted to give up and i convinced them "NO, WE WILL WIN", we lost all our 'racks' and I bought an item that helped us turtle. We ended up winning a teamfight after 2 'racks' respawned and we GG'd that shit. The enemy team was like "wtf u didnt surrender? fucking noobs" Surrendering is useless, imagine if every country surrendered when they lost 1 war. (shoutout 2 maruhai) It'd be dumb, surrendering is for pussies. Real men fight to the DEATH.
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