• Minecraft Thread V26 - New mob: Notch's floating head!
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[QUOTE=DIG.iMAGE;23342159]How the hell can pigs drill? With their corkscrew tails?[/QUOTE] No. Their DICKS [url]http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/50/does-a-pig-have-a-corkscrew-shaped-penis[/url]
When ever I hear a creeper go SSSSSSssSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssSSssSSSs I always have just enough time to say "Oh you have to be fucking me" before they can blow a hole in my farms wall.
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;23342225]I built a small house, shoved a pig inside and closed the bottom two blocks of the door. It flipped out and when I looked, there were snowballs inside and an escaped pig outside.[/QUOTE] That sounds kind of awesome actually.
OF COURSE /caps
[QUOTE=DIG.iMAGE;23342266]That sounds kind of awesome actually.[/QUOTE] Said pig has been named Houdini, and keeps jumping out his window. He got out, again.
What is this 'F trick'?
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;23342419]What is this 'F trick'?[/QUOTE] Mash the fog button and you can see mobs underground.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;23342419]What is this 'F trick'?[/QUOTE] Tap F repeatedly and you can see mobs through the ground. [editline]01:24AM[/editline] :ninja:
Woo snowballs Also woo unbanned
[QUOTE=MadCatMkII;23342486]Woo snowballs Also woo unbanned[/QUOTE] Congrats?
What, I hit delete world and Minecraft closed :ohdear:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIgd78Ju5kg[/media] I made this video about the update. Any good? :unsmith:
The music is a bit ear raping otherwise I suppose it is decent.
[QUOTE=Tampong;23342645]The music is a bit ear raping otherwise I suppose it is decent.[/QUOTE] I knew I should have turned the music down more.
[QUOTE=DIG.iMAGE;23342567]Congrats?[/QUOTE] That was the longest week ever
I think the volume of the music is fine. Plus, I love Paper Mario. It was a nice little video.
Anyone else happy for snowball spleef fights? with block destruction timers on?
[QUOTE=NINTENDUDECT;23342724]I think the volume of the music is fine. Plus, I love Paper Mario. It was a nice little video.[/QUOTE] Thanks, I was hoping someone was recognize the music.
[QUOTE=Inacio;23342710][url]http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=4b5ad7c63c4034614b7a7b2217763f4c[/url] It's dedicated! It's online! It's p. much the best creative server around![/QUOTE] Despite being the same server as Deandre's, I have lost my OPage. v:v:v
[QUOTE=Ishmael12;23342765]Anyone else happy for snowball spleef fights? with block destruction timers on?[/QUOTE] Snow fort wars!
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[QUOTE=DIG.iMAGE;23342897]Snow fort wars![/QUOTE] Snowballs should be able to destroy snow blocks after so many hits
[quote=lexinator;23342943]is anyone happy to gift me minecraft money issues and uncle just died[/quote] [b][highlight]SHUNSHUNSHUNSHUNSHUNSHUN[/b][/highlight] No matter how many times you ask or how you ask, nobody will gift you Minecraft. [u][b]Quit asking[/u][/b]
In preparation for my migration to a snow level: [url]http://www.minecraft.net/skin/skin.jsp?user=DocHoliday[/url]
[QUOTE=Lexinator;23342943]Is anyone happy to Gift me minecraft Money issues and Uncle just died[/QUOTE] You seem quite..chill:rimshot:, after a death. But you are not offering anything in return, so shun.
Hey I have money issues and my uncle just died. Any one want to buy me Minecraft, because that's the first thing that comes to mind when I have these problems!!!! :downs:
[QUOTE=Lexinator;23342943]Is anyone happy to Gift me minecraft Money issues and Uncle just died[/QUOTE] I'm guessing this guy is lying too, considering he was begging in v22 as well. Granted he didn't make of the lie that time though.
I have about an inventory's worth of snowballs, what should I do? Converted to blocks, it's four stacks.
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;23343136]I have about an inventory's worth of snowballs, what should I do?[/QUOTE] Worlds most epic snow fort. Must include hottub.
I love shunning beggers.
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