I just beat Episode One in 2.4 hours... - Games

Most SP games I spent playing snippets over a long time. HL2 took me a couple weeks. I was like 15 at the time and got scared in ravenholm. :(

[QUOTE=Bi0hazard;20852910]To everyone that posted: "That's not so hard, this isn't thread worthy, I can do it faster, etc." ... You are all dumbasses. Must I quote myself?[/QUOTE] So you created a thread with a 3 word OP and noone can discuss their record time in it?

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;20847427]Impossible without cheating, you need to use one bullet to beat it.[/QUOTE] Take a hopper mine through the vent.

I beat Team Fortress 2 in... wait, what?

[QUOTE=Bi0hazard;20852910]To everyone that posted: "That's not so hard, this isn't thread worthy, I can do it faster, etc." ... You are all dumbasses. Must I quote myself?[/QUOTE] Were not dumb asses. Your the retard that posed "NEW PERSONAL RECORD!" Welcome to Facepunch kid. [B][U][I]NO BODY CARES THAT YOU BEAT A 4 YEAR OLD SINGLE PLAYER GAM[/I][I]E IN 2.4 hours! [/I][/U][/B]It wasn't a long game, Your thread was lacking content and had 3 words. So go eat a fucking dick noob. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

By "2.4 hours" do you mean "2 hours and 40 minutes" or "2 hours and 24 minutes"

congradulate on your interwed victorgy

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;20847427]Impossible without cheating, you need to use one bullet to beat it.[/QUOTE] one bullet for what?

[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20859857]one bullet for what?[/QUOTE] To shoot that beer.

So? i beat half life 2 in 5 years :smug:

[QUOTE=Delta616;20858821]Were not dumb asses. Your the retard that posed "NEW PERSONAL RECORD!" Welcome to Facepunch kid. [B][U][I]NO BODY CARES THAT YOU BEAT A 4 YEAR OLD SINGLE PLAYER GAM[/I][I]E IN 2.4 hours! [/I][/U][/B]It wasn't a long game, Your thread was lacking content and had 3 words. So go eat a fucking dick noob.[/QUOTE] ... and you're still acting like I was bragging. I don't need your negative opinion on a half-joke thread.

[QUOTE=Bi0hazard;20860571]... and you're still acting like I was bragging. I don't need your negative opinion on a half-joke thread.[/QUOTE] The fact is your thread is lacking content and your stupid. You lost this argument.

[QUOTE=Delta616;20860728]The fact is your thread is lacking content and your stupid. You lost this argument.[/QUOTE] Well, you didn't win anything, either.

I beat it in 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 hours.

[QUOTE=Octo pie;20862672]I beat it in 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 hours.[/QUOTE] dude where do you get all this number from :O??

He chose PI instead of cake. HAHAH! hah... okay that was terrible.

[QUOTE=Tolna;20865469]He chose PI instead of cake. HAHAH! hah... okay that was terrible.[/QUOTE] Like your mom. But no, I see no real value in speed runs in games like HL that pretty much force you to slow down at a ton of points. It would be like portal speed runs with the elevators.

[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20859857]one bullet for what?[/QUOTE] lock behind a fence, grav gun doesnt work, the puzzle is to find the pistol.

It took me to beat all of the Half-Life games 0.00000000000001 microseconds. :) Beat you all.

[QUOTE=Turkey72;20860128]So? i beat half life 2 in 5 years :smug:[/QUOTE] At least you didn't have to wait for the new episodes. :v:

I beat Half-Life 2: Episode 3 in... shit...

[QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;20847817]If you beat HL1 in just one sitting you really need to get outside some more.[/QUOTE] actually, its possible to finish hl1 in about 30 mins [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTUOn2EUFhk[/media]

I once beat portal in about 20 minutes.

A++ thread, Would read again Have beaten in about 2 hours

I cannot even complete EP1. It crashes after it has loaded the first map :smile: (Same with Half-Life 2)

[QUOTE=dagoth_ur;20871519]actually, its possible to finish hl1 in about 30 mins [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTUOn2EUFhk[/URL] [/QUOTE] Not playing normally, I mean in that speedrun he skips a WHOLE level, you call that playing? With that in mind I could say I can beat HL1 in some seconds by starting it and skipping to the ending sequence. Also OP, if everyone made a new thread every time they beat their personal records this forum would be full of shit, like this thread right here.

OP is a god

I beat this thread in about.... wait... uhh nevermind

So...wait. It took people LONGER to beat EP1?

Here is your cookie for destroying the citadel. [img]http://sarahmeyerwalsh.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/30_cupcake_lgl.jpg[/img] oh shi-- Damn combine replaced all the cookies with cupcakes..