[QUOTE=Monkey pie;23274665][QUOTE=Janus Vesta;23274073]My dad got banned for being too good with a jet in BF2. And once when I was playing on his account I got banned for "being a dirty stoner". His name is StonedMad.[/QUOTE]
Being to good with a jet in BF2 is also called Jet raping.
Which is horrible in BF2, since you can't even use tanks anymore because jets will just rape the shit out of you.[/QUOTE]
I managed to take out a jet once with a Tank, saw it coming over the fog horizon, shit bricks as I saw it swooping down for me, fired randomly and it flew straight into the shell.
Needless to say quite a few players tried votekicking me, then a massive rage message from a "donator" admin in the chat box about how I hacked to do that. Banned for destroying a jet that was attacking our spawn.
Got banned for saying 'Allah Akbar' in some shitty server where the admin was Catholis or something.
'Reason: dm'
In BF2 once, I squashed two enemy players under the blackhawk I was piloting while I was dropping of a couple guys behind the enemy base, and then taking out another with the tail-rotor that was trying to knife for some reason.
I got banned for not using helicopters properly according to an admin.
[QUOTE=Dashiel;23278494]I'm confused, why did you remove the capital letters in the quote and on my name?[/QUOTE]
I didn't D:
[QUOTE=Dejarie;23278990]In BF2 once, I squashed two enemy players under the blackhawk I was piloting while I was dropping of a couple guys behind the enemy base, and then taking out another with the tail-rotor that was trying to knife for some reason.
I got banned for not using helicopters properly according to an admin.[/QUOTE]
No surprise with all the bf2 hate...
Anyway, in bf2 project reality (surprise surprise) i was commander on my team and i was doing pretty well and all, when a guy on team chat was moaning about not getting a lift from a chopper. Obviously he was a kid so eventually he started screaming in caps saying "WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARD YOU MISSED US!" i said shut up on team chat, only to realize that the kid was admin on the server.
You were kicked, reason:WACH WHO YER TALKIN TO
In BFV I was always kicked for kamikaze'ing enemy helicopters and tanks with jet planes
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23274469]No you don't.[/QUOTE]
Yes you do. My dad is awesome at Battlefield and my brother, my dad, and I used to play LAN games of Halo: Combat Evolved.
Was playing World at War for PC and I got 50-6ish in the first 4 minutes or so. It's real easy to do that because in this Call of Duty (and COD4), you can call in the third killstreak in your next life and it actually counts toward that killstreak. A little confusing, but what I did was basically get the Dogs killstreak real quickly, died, called them in, sat down for a minute, got Dogs again, repeat.
I got permabanned off of Brothers of Chaos TF2 server because I showed everyone the head admin was giving himself no gravity, and using it to get on top the bridge and into the other teams base (2fort)
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oh yeah, I was playing css and the server crashed, when I joined after it came back up I got pbanned for "crashing the server" even though I didnt do a damn thing
I got banned in L4D because my team was fighting the horde in a corner and I wasn't there because I had just joined so the AI had me surrounded by infected. The they called me stupid and banned me even though it wasn't my fault and it was only like 10 seconds
Permabanned in order to test the ban command.
When I asked to be unbanned all I got was 'umadbro?'
I got my friend banned from a server a friend of his made and when I talked to him on the microphone he accused me of hacking my friends account and perma'd him from the server. Later my friend proved that he wasn't hacked he said "im not falling for it give my friend back his account" even though he was using a mic.
One time I was an admin. I banned everyone who was killing me.
True story.
I got perma'd for hacking in a Natural Selection server. The server was using bots and apparently i was "aim botting". Admin was female too, i said. Funny thing is my accuracy would've been below 10% if we could check it, i'm not much of a PC gamer so my aim with the mouse is horrendous, especially against those fast moving skulks.
Me and a friendly RED engineer were teaming up. He builds a teleport that's exit is in their base. I go in, start stabbing away and he of course builds a level 3 dispenser there so i can heal my injuries away. Eventually whle RED team is pyros and because of the time i spent there, rest fo the team got all Engis and now the RED team killed one spy in their base and had 14 lvl 3 sentries outside their spawn. Needless to say, they rage'd. Admin comes in, kicks me for hacking after i stab him 4 to 5 times.. I rejoin, do the same thing except now i get a lucky crit from ac loud with my revovler.
You were banned from the server. Reason: "fukn aimbot"
I lol'd
too lazy to fix typos.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23289289]Me and a friendly RED engineer were teaming up. He builds a teleport that's exit is in their base. I go in, start stabbing away and he of course builds a level 3 dispenser there so i can heal my injuries away. Eventually whle RED team is pyros and because of the time i spent there, rest fo the team got all Engis and now the RED team killed one spy in their base and had 14 lvl 3 sentries outside their spawn. Needless to say, they rage'd. Admin comes in, kicks me for hacking after i stab him 4 to 5 times.. I rejoin, do the same thing except now i get a lucky crit from ac loud with my revovler.
You were banned from the server. Reason: "fukn aimbot"
I lol'd[/QUOTE]
That story started out really good, then the grammar got really confusing half-way through.
[QUOTE=gamerman345;23277568]Aye, jets are always used wrongly. Mostly on wake island as its just too easy to swoop in and rape the airfield. Usually the chinese cant take off without being shot down 5 seconds after.[/QUOTE]
But the Chinese jet is vastly superior on wake island...
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;23289374]That story started out really good, then the grammar got really confusing half-way through.[/QUOTE]
Agh
tl;dr got tele'd to enemy base, backstabbed, admin comes in and i stab him too.
I get B& for "hacking"
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;23274369]I wish my Dad would play video games. :sigh:[/QUOTE]
You do not want your dad to play video games.
My dad has 3 level 80 druids and a mage in WoW.
He raids a lot.
He kicks my ass in WaW.
He's in no way unfit. When I ask him about his job he just says he hunts romanians for my grandmas building company.
:sigh: My dad is weird.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;23289556]You do not want your dad to play video games.
My dad has 3 level 80 druids and a mage in WoW.
He raids a lot.
He kicks my ass in WaW.
He's in no way unfit. When I ask him about his job he just says he hunts romanians for my grandmas building company.
:sigh: My dad is weird.[/QUOTE]
Tell me his druid's nickname, might need it when i got trollin Lady Onyxia with my Warrior squad
I was once threatened with a ban because I had the word "Jew" in my name (not in an insulting way, either). I asked the reason. His reply?
"We don't allow racial slurs on this server."
:downs:
got kicked for taunt killing a admin on tf2...
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23289598]Tell me his druid's nickname, might need it when i got trollin Lady Onyxia with my Warrior squad[/QUOTE]
Half of that post made no sense at all, the other half probably made sense to people who know what you're talking about.
My friend once got banned from a gmod build server because the admin deemed his 4x4 phx crate to be too laggy for the server.
I was playing RP on HL2DM with the same name as someone else and started RDM'ing everyone. I didn't get banned, but the real guy did.
Reminds me of the time I got banned from a server in Combat Arms for hacking. Apparently a little kid who bought admin got angry when I sidestepped an entire magazine of ammo.
Combat Arms is an awful game.
You can buy admin in Combat Arms?
Yeah. You have to use real money though. That's what I hated the most about the game. You didn't buy your guns, you had to "rent" them. You could keep them forever if you paid with real money. Overall, it just felt like a poor man's Counter-Strike.
Also, I have 1337 posts. Cool.
"We need admins!" "I have an idea, let's let any old anonymous asshole be an admin!" "THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA, SAM. IMPLEMENT IT NOW!"
I don't mind admins, I just hate it when they think they're always right.
If you're an admin on any server, here are 3 things to do and many people will like you:
1. Be Chill, Joke Around.
2. Kick Only ACTUAL Spammers, Glitchers, Cheaters.
3. Don't Abuse (I hate abusers...)
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