[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;23289821]Half of that post made no sense at all, the other half probably made sense to people who know what you're talking about.[/QUOTE]
Me and my buddies are all warriors, and we're going to try Lady Onyxia just for the lulz. I know we're not going to beat her but ah fuck, might do it for the hell of it. I mean, 8 warriors? No way.
I got kicked from a TF2 server for have the earbuds equipped :c
[QUOTE=NRApros;23295810]I got kicked from a TF2 server for have the earbuds equipped :c[/QUOTE]
sounds justified to me
HL2land.net's admins are children, I'm actually on their forums trying to cause drama right now lol
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;23274369]I wish my Dad would play video games. :sigh:[/QUOTE]
the only time my dad played a video game was when I had a friend over, and we left Halo CE on the computer in a game online, he just stood there a shot, didn't even move. Somehow he managed to get 2 kills and 10th out of 12th place
I got banned from a tf2 server for racism because my name was slim shady :frog:
[QUOTE=gamerman345;23279402]No surprise with all the bf2 hate...
Anyway, in bf2 project reality (surprise surprise) i was commander on my team and i was doing pretty well and all, when a guy on team chat was moaning about not getting a lift from a chopper. Obviously he was a kid so eventually he started screaming in caps saying "WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARD YOU MISSED US!" i said shut up on team chat, only to realize that the kid was admin on the server.
You were kicked, reason:WACH WHO YER TALKIN TO[/QUOTE]
I love project reality, its the only game where i don't get judged for being young.
well now we know
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He's in no way unfit. When I ask him about his job he just says he hunts romanians for my grandmas building company.[/QUOTE]
Mine is an electrician
Kicks ass in FPS
ArmA II
They made this chopper base and everyone was in the helicopter to get to the extraction point, But i was on my super awesome Mountain bike going to a AA-gun, once there i was shooting one of the transport helicopters.
The best thing is that they do not see that its a team kill...
But one of the admins did saw me :v:
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My friend got perma'd from Habbo because there was a 4chan raid going on and he was trying to join, but for some reason he got banned while waiting in the line :downs:
[QUOTE=spanaren;23277903]Counter-Strike: Source.
Yeah, I know, christian server on Counter-Strike: Source, :psyboom: eh?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they view it as a Crusade sim?
Got permbanned for saying I was gonna brush my teeth.
oh, i was on a cod4 server once, nicknamed
"Tactical Server"
I dont know what the hell they ment with that, but apparently you wern't allowed to sprint.
Needless to say i sprinted everywhere, and bunnyhopped till i was perma'd.
I got banned from a /v/ Minecraft server for removing a few blocks from my own house.
Several years ago I got banned from a Day of Defeat server for the sole reason of killing an enemy with a K98k.
They thought I was using aimbot; I wasn't. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;23274369]I wish my Dad would play video games. :sigh:[/QUOTE]
My dad played so much BF2 he was once in the top 1000 pilots globally, he was somewhere in the 200 range.
It annoys me when I've been playing on a server for ages and come to like it, then a new admin gets created who turns out to be some kid. You end up beating him in the game pretty badly, then get Perma'd from the server for actually playing the game.
Admins generally annoy me far more than actual spammers, glitchers or cheaters do.
Some kid in gmod yelled at me for being a minge on his server (His dad set it up, he also has a steam account) because I spawned a box and roped it to a car and started driving around. Needless to say, I found his dads steam account (His dads steam account is listed in the kids profile) and talked to him. Later that evening the dad got a mic, called me up in steam chat. I said ''yes?'' and then I heard a loud yelling sound going around the lines of ''DID YOU BAN SOMEONE FROM MY SERVER EARLIER TODAY FOR NO REASON?'' It turned out that the dad's server had the kid as admin. Then I heard ''HOW MANY DID YOU BAN?'' Then I heard a whisper, sounded like the kid said ''11''. Then I heard a loud smack (probably on teh ASS) and a crying noise. Then his dad told me that it was taken care of. Then I think his son came over and called me a bitch, then I heard several smacks for ''cussin'' I lol'd all night.
I got banned in Bad Company 2 for using the grenade launcher to take out people behind walls. A perfectly valid tactic to dispose of people who are too dumb to find hard cover, right?
Anyway, I came back and told the admin that banning people from a ranked server for using weapons included with the game is against the ToS. He didn't believe me, banned me again. He also added me on Steam saying he'll get me "VACT banned".
I supplied a link to said ToS and the conversation changed. Suddenly he was begging me not to report him because he was "giving the cash to his dad so he could put the server on his credit card, and that he didn't want his dad to go to jail for fraud".
I was a nice guy and told him that I wouldn't report him to homeland security and he promptly thanked me and told me that I'm always welcome in his server.
That's gold. You should get the poor kid a 3 dollar game as a nice gesture, like that one guy did.
[QUOTE=Raneman;23303154]That's gold. You should get the poor kid a 3 dollar game as a nice gesture, like that one guy did.[/QUOTE]
He should give him a game because he went all chickenshit after acting like some macho tough guy?
I dunno, the kid is probably like 8 and not very bright.
This thread reminds me of an event I caused years ago in Gmod10, I think I was the sole purpose of killing an server in one go.
It was a Space Building Server, Filled with players, awesome ships flying everywhere. And even some trading and battles were happening around.
Everything was nice, the Admin was a cool guy and a good frigging builder. Me and him build a huge-ass spacestation in the middle of the map, with all kinds of cool stuff. Defence turrets, Hangars, Bar, Reactor Observation & Control Room. We even had couple of takeover attempts by pirates, but half of their ships were blown my turrets or glitched into hell, and the rest that got into the station were killed in epic corridor battles :v:
But anyway, few hours into the game, the Admin started acting weird, he started randomly killing people and declared him being a God, I just tried to play it cool and hope he doesn't notice me. Too bad, because he did. And then he went to kill everyone in the station and destroyed [I]anyone[/I] who tried to get close to the station.
Well luckily, before this started happening I had already build an base on a lonely planet on bottom of the map. A cunning plan developed into my mind. I asked the Admin for a meeting in [I]his[/I] (former [I]"our"[/I]) space station and negotiate for the ownership of it in peaceful manners on voice chat. He agreed.
Little did he know that I had build an remote-controlled ship with reactors going critical. I flew to the station with my other ship, and distracted him with my false peace talks. All during this I remotely flew the ship loaded with reactors, now near-destruction critical.
When the ship finally came in hearing range of the station, the admin noticed the weird sound of it.
"What is that noise?" He asked
Then I flew the ship right outside of the corridor, on the view of the window.
"NO!" He yelled.
"Gentlemen" I said, and pressed the button that detonated the explosives in the midst of the reactors
Needless to say, I went out with a [I]blast[/I]
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;23303863]This thread reminds me of an event I caused years ago in Gmod10, I think I was the sole purpose of killing an server in one go.
It was a Space Building Server, Filled with players, awesome ships flying everywhere. And even some trading and battles were happening around.
Everything was nice, the Admin was a cool guy and a good frigging builder. Me and him build a huge-ass spacestation in the middle of the map, with all kinds of cool stuff. Defence turrets, Hangars, Bar, Reactor Observation & Control Room. We even had couple of takeover attempts by pirates, but half of their ships were blown my turrets or glitched into hell, and the rest that got into the station were killed in epic corridor battles :v:
But anyway, few hours into the game, the Admin started acting weird, he started randomly killing people and declared him being a God, I just tried to play it cool and hope he doesn't notice me. Too bad, because he did. And then he went to kill everyone in the station and destroyed [I]anyone[/I] who tried to get close to the station.
Well luckily, before this started happening I had already build an base on a lonely planet on bottom of the map. A cunning plan developed into my mind. I asked the Admin for a meeting in [I]his[/I] (former [I]"our"[/I]) space station and negotiate for the ownership of it in peaceful manners on voice chat. He agreed.
Little did he know that I had build an remote-controlled ship with reactors going critical. I flew to the station with my other ship, and distracted him with my false peace talks. All during this I remotely flew the ship loaded with reactors, now near-destruction critical.
When the ship finally came in hearing range of the station, the admin noticed the weird sound of it.
"What is that noise?" He asked
Then I flew the ship right outside of the corridor, on the view of the window.
"NO!" He yelled.
"Gentlemen" I said, and pressed the button that detonated the explosives in the midst of the reactors
Needless to say, I went out with a [I]blast[/I][/QUOTE]
Heh, I remember hearing that story ages ago, still makes me laugh when I read it. Now if only the ships I build were not completely shit.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;23274665]Being to good with a jet in BF2 is also called Jet raping.
Which is horrible in BF2, since you can't even use tanks anymore because jets will just rape the shit out of you.[/QUOTE]
Being good in the jet should never be a kickable or bannable thing. And if you think being good in this jet is "Jet Raping" You try awesomely in the jet.
One time, I got kicked from a TF2 server because of my name. had my name as "The Rise of African Pornography." I changed my name to "The Rise of Asian Pornography." I heard someone laughing before the guy kicked me.
Also, I got banned/globally muted on a few TF2 servers because I let my cousin, who is now 14, talk on the mic while I played.
Last summer, I got banned from a PVKII server for spraying a picture of Luigi taking a diarrhea dump on Toad with Mario holding him down.
I was griefing in gmod and i was banned for "Nagger Pie"
Only it wasn't Nagger.
I banned someone I'd never seen before for saying "can I be your friend" once, with reason "go away".
[QUOTE=Killowatt;23302849]Some kid in gmod yelled at me for being a minge on his server (His dad set it up, he also has a steam account) because I spawned a box and roped it to a car and started driving around. Needless to say, I found his dads steam account (His dads steam account is listed in the kids profile) and talked to him. Later that evening the dad got a mic, called me up in steam chat. I said ''yes?'' and then I heard a loud yelling sound going around the lines of ''DID YOU BAN SOMEONE FROM MY SERVER EARLIER TODAY FOR NO REASON?'' It turned out that the dad's server had the kid as admin. Then I heard ''HOW MANY DID YOU BAN?'' Then I heard a whisper, sounded like the kid said ''11''. Then I heard a loud smack (probably on teh ASS) and a crying noise. Then his dad told me that it was taken care of. Then I think his son came over and called me a bitch, then I heard several smacks for ''cussin'' I lol'd all night.[/QUOTE]
Haha, i wish i would get that fun nights.
The most fun encounter i've had with Gmod fathers was a RP server (duh) The guy sounded like he was 30 or sumthin, RP'ed pretty normally, then a minge enters the server, spams his helium voice in the mic, and starts propblocking the spawn, RDMing and shit. I say: "Epic troll is epic."
Perma'd. Reason: "Don't feed the troll, retard."
The minge was b& before me tho.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;23302886]I got banned in Bad Company 2 for using the grenade launcher to take out people behind walls. A perfectly valid tactic to dispose of people who are too dumb to find hard cover, right?
Anyway, I came back and told the admin that banning people from a ranked server for using weapons included with the game is against the ToS. He didn't believe me, banned me again. He also added me on Steam saying he'll get me "VACT banned".
I supplied a link to said ToS and the conversation changed. Suddenly he was begging me not to report him because he was "giving the cash to his dad so he could put the server on his credit card, and that he didn't want his dad to go to jail for fraud".
I was a nice guy and told him that I wouldn't report him to homeland security and he promptly thanked me and told me that I'm always welcome in his server.[/QUOTE]
You should hang out in his server some, it'd probably make his day. He might even give you admin.
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[QUOTE=Sabrina;23311520]Haha, i wish i would get that fun nights.
The most fun encounter i've had with Gmod fathers was a RP server (duh) The guy sounded like he was 30 or sumthin, RP'ed pretty normally, then a minge enters the server, spams his helium voice in the mic, and starts propblocking the spawn, RDMing and shit. I say: "Epic troll is epic."
Perma'd. Reason: "Don't feed the troll, retard."
The minge was b& before me tho.[/QUOTE]
I would've banned you too, actually.
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