What video game quotes make you giggle everytime you hear them?
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JAASoN!
From Heavy Rain.
From Dark Messiah
Leanna: "Follow me this way"
Sareth: "With pleasure"
*Leanna stops and looks at you*
Sareth: "Uh, I mean, yes, excellent."
"We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good."
[code]You killed me and, oh wait, I haven't killed you... [b]YET.[/b][/code]
GLaDOS Portal 2.
A BOMB
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"I delete data like you on the way to real errors."
[img]http://www.playerzblog.com/wp-content/gta4characters_romanbellic.jpg[/img]
[b]hey cousin want to go bowling?![/b]
[b]*hanguphanguphang up*[/b]
[quote]I'm selling these fine leather jackets- Guybrush Threepwood[/quote]
A running joke in the Monkey Island games.
"You are all weak! You are all bleeders!"
"Get out of here, Stalker."
[quote]i'm commander shepherd, and this is my favorite store on the citadel![/quote]
should be obvious where this came from.
[QUOTE=froztshock;23270199]should be obvious where this came from.[/QUOTE]
Half-Life Opposing Force 2: Electric Boogaloo
From Chaos Theory
*Sam grabs Special Forces dude*
Sam: Hey Lambert! I've got one!
Lambert: Hold on Fisher.
*Lambert contacts Agent1 and Agent2*
Lambert: Okay Sam go ahead.
Sam: Where is Jong?
Special Forces guy: Who? I don't know what you are talking about!
Sam: He's not talking. Should I kill him?
Agent2: Negative, negative!
Sam: Alright. (to Special Forces guy): They say I should kill you, so.
Special Forces guy: Wait! Wait! Okay we are holding Jong in a Cybercafe down by the dock.
Any line in tf2 that you can corrupt by using voice commands :v:
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory: Battery mission.
*Sam grabs random korean soldier* "Where do you keep your intelligence?"
Scared Soldier: "I.. I have no intelligence!!"
Sam: Hehe.. you just called yourself stupid.
Another one, dont remember which level.
That one chick:*Looks like you're going to have to find a way to open those bars.*
Sam: "Woops, I forgot my crowbar.."
that one chick again: "Crowbars are for lame video game characters."
That crowbar one isn't cool, bro.
Second one's also from the Battery mission.
Anything from GTA: San Andreas/Chinatown Wars
Level of Aggression; 11. -The Fleshpound
"[B][I]THIS HERE'S THREE DAWG[/I][/B]"
God I love Fallout 3
"Patience is called patience beacause you will need 20 min of patience to complet it"
-B.J. in Halfquake: Amen
(Realy, you have to wait 20 min in a train yard)
[QUOTE=SA Spyder;23270816]From Chaos Theory
*Sam grabs Special Forces dude*
Sam: Hey Lambert! I've got one!
Lambert: Hold on Fisher.
*Lambert contacts Agent1 and Agent2*
Lambert: Okay Sam go ahead.
Sam: Where is Jong?
Special Forces guy: Who? I don't know what you are talking about!
Sam: He's not talking. Should I kill him?
Agent2: Negative, negative!
Sam: Alright. (to Special Forces guy): They say I should kill you, so.
Special Forces guy: Wait! Wait! Okay we are holding Jong in a Cybercafe down by the dock.[/QUOTE]
I can't remember what it exactly is, but in co-op when you're playing as the two other agents what they say after that is great. :v:
[b]"for the last time roman i don't want to go fucking bowling!"[/b]
Cheers mate! *Gulp*
Om nom nom om nom.
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Killing Floor.
[B]BOTH BARRELS FOR YOU BASTARDS. I WANT DRUGS NOW. OIM WELDIN THIS DOAH.[/B]
The smiley's from the first Manhunt game always crack me up a little
Smiley: I recognize these shoeprints... they were made by my shoes!
Smileys: I just wouldn't shut up! Nag nag nag nag! He had no choice but to hit me with that crowbar!
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